Herpes bidet?!
I can assure you all that I'm a one forum gal. I need to seek out this other Octo person THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
Anyway thanks guys, I've been eating ice cream and drinking wine and abusing my body more than the usual levels of abuse. But I got some new trainers to please my inner 12 year old boy. Might actually put them to use tomorrow if I'm not too hung over
Freybs greeted me with a huge 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' and then guessed that I was 67, but then reconsidered and said I was 4. I'll take it.
And in honor of my birthday the internet has decided to crappen itself back to 1982. So if I'm not around thats why.
But thanks everyone