Harry Potter and the Chitter of Chatting

[Dawnbreaker]

^Thank you, poor Dac's not getting any, so he's cranky.

 

[Max Payne]

Not me

No one cares about you anymore.

 

[Dawnbreaker]

Don't be so bitter, baby!

 

[Max Payne]

Bitter? Lawl.

Your constant gushing is just incredibly annoying.

 

[Dawnbreaker]

But it's the only good thing in my life right now.

 

[Max Payne]

WE GET IT, YOU'RE SO IN LOVEEEEEEEE BLAH BLAH BLAH

HEY EVERYONE, DAWN IS PREGNANT.

 

[Dawnbreaker]

Shuddap, you!

Go get laid or something.

 

[Megatron]

Hey guys, I accidentally the FFVII today.

The WHOLE FFVII?

 

[Joker]

No one cares about you anymore.

That's not very nice. Do we need to start a hooker fund for you as well as Aaron?

Bitter? Lawl.

Your constant gushing is just incredibly annoying.

I can't wait until it happens to you. I am gonna give you SO MUCH shit

 

[Max Payne]

Shuddap, you!

Go get laid or something.

Stfu old lady

 

[Max Payne]

That's not very nice. Do we need to start a hooker fund for you as well as Aaron?


I can't wait until it happens to you. I am gonna give you SO MUCH shit

No thanks fgt.

And the last time I met a girl I told no one about it, SO TOO BAD FOR YOU.

 

[Joker]

You'll end up a lonely spinster

 

[Dawnbreaker]

I think a hooker was the real reason he was looking for cash in that convo.

 

[Joker]

Also, isn't he only, like...a year or two younger than you?

 

[Dawnbreaker]

A little more than that, let's just say.

 

[Joker]

wtfever

At least he'll be a pretty spinster

 

[Max Payne]

You'll end up a lonely spinster

I always imagined I'd be the troll under the bridge

 

[Dawnbreaker]

Brent just needs some love! Where have all the hugs gone?!

 

[DNA]

ilu brent

 

[Arianna]

Is Dawn really pregnant, Dacon?

Hi everyone. *waves* How's it going?

*hugs* to Brent... ???

 

[Joker]

Make me a sandwich and ilulongtime <3

 

[Max Payne]

ilu brent

 

[Dawnbreaker]

He should know; he's the daddy.

Also, ohai.

 

[Joker]

Hoshit.

She did not just drop the "it's your baby" bomb =O

 

[Arianna]

He should know; he's the daddy.

Also, ohai.