Harry Potter and the Chitter of Chatting

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I Am Not Me

The Mean Clack
AKA
Mei, Koibito, Stalker, Little Dude, Nami
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Ryushikaze

Deus Admiral Parsimonious, PHD, DDS, MD, JD, OBE
AKA
Tim, Ryu
lol, well, I'm good at loving Tim, what can I say?

I'm not seeing any of these benefits. What the hell?!

But are you good AT MAKING LOVE TIM?

Yes. I am.

I'm back! :reptar:

For now. :awesome:

Why is Chit Chat only on 38 pages? DX

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Because you've been lax in your duties.

come on! Everybody wants to kill me! Look at them here! It's one of their priorities in their things-to-do-before-I-die list. :monster:

Nonja wants to kill me too. After raping me... I think.

Actually, my list has bringing you back from the dead after most everyone kills you.

Also, Deadpool's not allowed to die anymore. The guy in charge of the afterlife got mad that he was always hitting on death.
 
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Super Mario

IT'S A ME!
AKA
Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
Actually, my list has bringing you back from the dead after most everyone kills you.

Also, Deadpool's not allowed to die anymore. The guy in charge of the afterlife got mad that he was always hitting on death.



WHY YOU! I could've been happy with Nonja if I died too! With Vamos as well! we got tickets to Hell Vegas! WHY DO YOU SPARE ME FROM PARADISE!?!? D; You're so cruel!!! We had a threesome planned! And a spa session together! And hell's restaurant! D': WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!



I actually had a dream about a girl once, Didn't know who she was. She seduced me and my mirror self (14 years old, obese version of me) lol.


But really, the talks between Death and Deadpool are almost akin to my and Nonja's talk. Tough Love they call it. But I ain't holding out!
 

Ryushikaze

Deus Admiral Parsimonious, PHD, DDS, MD, JD, OBE
AKA
Tim, Ryu
It's sexual benefit theft! Onoes!

That's a bad mark on your record. You claimed you were good at loving me, but apparently some other guy is getting all of this love. I mean really.

WHY YOU! I could've been happy with Nonja if I died too! With Vamos as well! we got tickets to Hell Vegas! WHY DO YOU SPARE ME FROM PARADISE!?!? D; You're so cruel!!! We had a threesome planned! And a spa session together! And hell's restaurant! D': WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

I actually had a dream about a girl once, Didn't know who she was. She seduced me and my mirror self (14 years old, obese version of me) lol.

But really, the talks between Death and Deadpool are almost akin to my and Nonja's talk. Tough Love they call it. But I ain't holding out!

So, Nonja is Death and you're an insane regenerating mercenary with no sense of the fourth wall? Makes sense.
 

Ryushikaze

Deus Admiral Parsimonious, PHD, DDS, MD, JD, OBE
AKA
Tim, Ryu
He stoled'd your identity, darlin', what can I say?

Doesn't that just suck (or not, as the case may be)?

It definitely is the lack of proper sucking. I must fight this faux Tim. To fisticuffs!
 

Dawnbreaker

~The Other Side of Fear~
Throwing down the gauntlet so you can get the "happy ending" instead?

How romantic; I think I'm gonna cry!
 

Super Mario

IT'S A ME!
AKA
Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
So, Nonja is Death and you're an insane regenerating mercenary with no sense of the fourth wall? Makes sense.

No. I'm a clown with no sense of the norm, no love for rules and she's a femme fatale Ninja who is damn good with the bed. That's Deadpool and Death you're talking about.
 
No. I'm a clown with no sense of the norm, no love for rules and she's a femme fatale Ninja who is damn good with the bed. That's Deadpool and Death you're talking about.

I'm trying to picture you there, at your computer... Just can't see how a person has the stamina to create and sustain such an internet personality :awesome:

We don't really know anything about you, do we?
 

Alex

alex is dead
AKA
Alex, Ashes, Pennywise, Bill Weasley, Jack's Smirking Revenge, Sterling Archer
I'm fairly sure some of us know a great deal tbh
 

Super Mario

IT'S A ME!
AKA
Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
I'm trying to picture you there, at your computer... Just can't see how a person has the stamina to create and sustain such an internet personality :awesome:

We don't really know anything about you, do we?

It's just my regular self. LOL

Which is awesome! :awesome:
 

Joker

We have come to terms
AKA
Godot
Before he went off the deep end and everything. I miss Hugh Is Gendo Mumble >':
 

Alex

alex is dead
AKA
Alex, Ashes, Pennywise, Bill Weasley, Jack's Smirking Revenge, Sterling Archer
Fuck Emperor Joker, bring back Mumble!
 
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