Harry Potter and the Chitter of Chatting

[Atticus]

 

[Archer]

It's because I came.

It's boring anyway.

Remedy for boring = s(m)ex PIZZA! *Runs off to set the oven*

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

I have a little kitty who I have named Timmy.

 

[I Am Not Me]

It's boring anyway.

Remedy for boring = s(m)ex PIZZA! *Runs off to set the oven*

You're just jealous because I can come and you can't.

 

[Atticus]

He's known me since I was a wee n00b at ACF.

Remember that vampire story thing we did?

I think that's when I first met the Queen of Sunshine.

 

[Teva]

I don't understand, why the one-sided Atticus-hatred.

That's discrimination babe.

@Atticus: I lol'd.

 

[Carlos]

i dun h8 atti

 

[Archer]

You're just jealous because I can come and you can't.

Lol.

Wut.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

I GOT A CAT PRESCRIPTION AT THE DOCTOR'S.

 

[Atticus]

i dun h8 atti

<3.

Remember dat tim i got b7? i died not being able 2 c u!

 

[I Am Not Me]

Lol.

Wut.

My point exactly.

I GOT A CAT PRESCRIPTION AT THE DOCTOR'S.

DOES THAT MEAN YOU HAVE TO DRINK CAT FOR MEDICINAL PURPOSES?

 

[Teva]

<3.

Remember dat tim i got b7? i died not being able 2 c u!

@Johnny: u better not. he's liek my older brother or something liek dat . . .

and omgz wait wat?

u guyz haev liek e-love for each other? can i join in plz.

@I AM NOT ME: I drink dog for medicinal purposes. You can have some, some time if you want. It works wonders for my digestive system.

 

[Atticus]

We are planning the hostile takeover of this forum.

 

[Teva]

We are planning the hostile takeover of this forum.

liek i said, can i join in plz?


i'll be good, i promise.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

DOES THAT MEAN YOU HAVE TO DRINK CAT FOR MEDICINAL PURPOSES?

NO IT MEANS I TAKE CARE OF ONE FOR MEDICINAL PURPOSES.

 

[I Am Not Me]

@I AM NOT ME: I drink dog for medicinal purposes. You can have some, some time if you want. It works wonders for my digestive system.

I'd rather drink someone than a dog.

We are planning the hostile takeover of this forum.

LET ME JOIN PLZ

NO IT MEANS I TAKE CARE OF ONE FOR MEDICINAL PURPOSES.

RLY? HOW DOES THAT WORK? IN A MEDICINAL WAY?

 

[Teva]

I'd rather drink someone than a dog.



LET ME JOIN PLZ



RLY? HOW DOES THAT WORK? IN A MEDICINAL WAY?

Maybe the dog in question is an affectionate term for an actual man-slave that I have locked up in my closet. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *cough, cough*

Erm yeah . . . hai thar.

 

[Atticus]

First we need to recreate the spammer regime.

 

[Archer]

This is getting disturbing.

 

[Teva]

This is getting disturbing.

don't get disturbed, get glad. join uuuuuuuus. joiiiiiiin ussssssssss.

@Atticus: Yes, first the spammer regime and next . . . THE WORLD!!!! Muhahahahahahahahaha!!!

 

[Archer]

don't get disturbed, get glad. join uuuuuuuus. joiiiiiiin ussssssssss.

@Atticus: Yes, first the spammer regime and next . . . THE WORLD!!!! Muhahahahahahahahaha!!!

Hey back off!

World domination is mine alone!

*Cough*

I mean, We, Maximilian are harmless....

 

[Atticus]

Stay tuned.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

TAKING CARE OF A CAT RELIEVES STRESS, TRUFAX.

 

[Teva]

Stay tuned.

. . . for more spammer regime take-overs.

@ Maximillian: No, only I may have the ring to--er wrong speech--I mean only I can have the powah to take over the wooooooorrrrrrlllllllld!!!!!

You may not have that.

You can be my next man-slave though.

 

[Archer]

. . . for more spammer regime take-overs.

@ Maximillian: No, only I may have the ring to--er wrong speech--I mean only I can have the powah to take over the wooooooorrrrrrlllllllld!!!!!

You may not have that.

You can be my next man-slave though.

Nokthx.

World domination is ours mine, and you know it!