Harry Potter and the Chitter of Chatting

[Carlos]

the immense spirit pressure given off from my massive phallic is to blame

 

[Atticus]

I'm not going to lie... I had to google phallic and then found out it is relating to phallus... I should have guessed...

So... then... what made Paris Hilton so popular?

 

[Carlos]

the video her and I made



one night in mexico

 

[Atticus]

so then... it was also your dick.

Man your dick is pretty famous.

 

[Carlos]

yeah its a gift from the gods

 

[Atticus]

...And so... it came in the days of the Greecian gods that Zeuss, god of gods reached down from the heavens and shared his power with man that man might be elevated above the clouds...

 

[Carlos]

I use my dick to elevate myself above the clouds

you can thank me for inventing pole vaulting.

 

[Atticus]

... And then Hera in all her rage reigned lightning war and famine from the skies to plague the souls of man in retribution for the joy that she had lost...

 

[Carlos]

thats herpes my friend

 

[Atticus]

And so ever since then, the world has been plagued by herpes and aids....

 

[Cthulhu]

Lil' Unspeakable One is a funny kid, bro. I think he'll turn out to be a Great Old One. The other is now in her teens, and she's gone all emo an' shit and painted her tentacles black. Hopefully it's just a stage she'll go through quickly.

The wife turned cunt about 500 years ago, I left her.

'Sup with you? You settle down yet?

I settled down before human civilization started, remember? Cute non-Euclidian temple in R'lyeh? Lovely moody furnishings and decorations? 'Course, the cleaners quit, died, turned insane, or all of the above a few thousand years ago, so the place looks a bit run-down. Not to mention we've got a bit of a flooding problem.

But that should all be solved when the stars align etc.

 

[Alex]

 

[Atticus]

I was out walking my dog when I saw something like that just the other day...

 

[Cat Rage Room]

when's the last time a woman told you that you had a really big dick

 

[Alex]

Last night. Next.

 

[Cat Rage Room]

are you sure it wasnt a man

 

[Alex]

Pretty damn sure.

 

[Cat Rage Room]

it could've been

better check again

 

[Joker]

Could be worth looking into, actually...never hurts to double check these things.

when's the last time a woman told you that you had a really big dick

I'm assuming this has never happened to you, then?

 

[Cat Rage Room]

poor retort

i mean i saw a retort coming, but come on you can do better than that

 

[Atticus]

when's the last time a woman told you that you had a really big dick

What a deep philosophical question that intrigues and inspires on so many levels...

 

[Alex]

it could've been

better check again

<_< Really though?

 

[Marauder]

Its cool that this is her only post on the whole forum.

I prefer FCF to this shit tbh.

 

[Atticus]

Hey we had a spam section for a little while...

I hear FCF gets more hits than here too... is that true?

 

[Marauder]

fuck yes. It's true. I lol'd.
you should join, tbh :]