Harry Potter and the Chitter of Chatting

[Cthulhu]

Come visit me for pie.

 

[Zee]

Does pie help a cat's breath? :c

 

[Ghost X]

Pie (or rather meat pies) can taste like cat food if they aren't cooked properly, so maybe not.

 

[Zee]

Okay, so I looked it up, and apparently I can use cat dental gel.

...But then there's also all these things saying bad breath can also be a sign of an illness, so I'm thinking I might need to make a trip to the vet. : (

 

[CK]

Pie (or rather meat pies) can taste like cat food if they aren't cooked properly, so maybe not.

most australian pies taste like shit properly cooked or not.

 

[Alex]

I return.

Kneel before Zod.

 

[Super Mario]

Kneel

 

[Bex]

tell me bayonetta isn't the greatest game known to mankind

 

[Cookie Monster]

vs

 

[Super Mario]

tell me bayonetta isn't the greatest game known to mankind

Lmao Joy is the best elite mook to fight. ever!!!

 

[Celes Chere]

It's DMC... except in place of Dante, a really annoying chick.

Fail.

 

[Super Mario]

No u.

 

[Celes Chere]

She is pretty hot though. xD

 

[Super Mario]

That's better.

 

[CK]

I return.

Kneel before Zod.

where the fuck have you been?

 

[Super Mario]

His Dell died before him. Shit is NOT cash.

 

[CK]

oh shit sucks.

 

[Super Mario]

Thanks for the goatse pic, tones. now if only I had a shit tone of e-mails so I could spam their site for maximum lulz.

 

[CK]

dude they're all over ED...

 

[Super Mario]

ED slows my laptop down. cba.

 

[Bex]

It's DMC... except in place of Dante, a really annoying chick.

Fail.

Definitely not - try playing it before making a judgement.
Bayonetta is what makes the game great, the story doesn't take itself too seriously in the way that instead of being riddled by angst like DMC, it's playful, funny and highly over-the-top. The combo chains you can do are almost endless and link together in a way that's like Batman: AA.
Seriously, probably the best action game I've ever played.

 

[Vendel]

tell me bayonetta isn't the greatest game known to mankind

Not completely sure what I just saw. But I think I like it.

 

[Alex]

Devil May Cry was boring, pretentious and overly japanese. Afaict Bayonetta is none of these things.

 

[Cthulhu]

tell me bayonetta isn't the greatest game known to mankind

It's not.

She is pretty hot though. xD

She's not.

Afaict Bayonetta is none of these things.

No, Bayonetta's just completely ridiculous. Summary: What is this I don't even

 

[Super Mario]

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