Harry Potter and the Chitter of Chatting

[Sheva Alomar]

y u haet

 

[Munky]

Locke - Lots of luck is better than some.

Integra - You are? I'm kinda torn between 'yay - cool!!!' and 'why would you do that???'. Hah-hah!

I work for the government.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Cool. I'd work for our government if it wasn't guilty of countless war crimes and violations of human rights. Scotland's is only guilty of a few by comparison, so it's probably not that bad to work for.

 

[Joker]

y u haet

Because I'm black, so it's part of my genetics? :bmonster:

 

[Sheva Alomar]

Integra - You are? I'm kinda torn between 'yay - cool!!!' and 'why would you do that???'. Hah-hah!

I work for the government.

Was a joke. I just need a job really bad.

Do you really?

 

[Sheva Alomar]

Because I'm black, so it's part of my genetics? :bmonster:

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[Munky]

Cool. I'd work for our government if it wasn't guilty of countless war crimes and violations of human rights. Scotland's is only guilty of a few by comparison, so it's probably not that bad to work for.

I only work for the government for the perks. Like free laser weaponry and an Aston Martin DB5 packed with cool gadgetry. Oh...and the sexy secretary who has the hots for me, even though I'm clearly too much of a playboygirl to settle down with just one person.

 

[Munky]

Was a joke. I just need a job really bad.

Do you really?

Oh!!! Hah-hah!!! But you should. Scotland is a wonderful country filled with jolly friendly people who are only drunk 99% of the time.

I do.

 

[Sheva Alomar]

Maybe one day I'll move over there somewhere in the UK. Maybe one day.

 

[Joker]

Well, I mean...even the sexy secretaries need love, too, right?

 

[Munky]

Oh, I give her lovin' but just not, y'know, exclusively.

 

[Joker]

Can't tie a woman down, right?

 

[Munky]

You can if you use the right kinda rope and knots.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Can't tie her down in an exclusive relationship, he means

 

[Joker]

But not too tight, remember

I am *so* glad you're here...finally, someone who knows how to play along with the innuendo

Ed: No, she got where I was going with that, Aaron See previous point right there ^ xD

 

[Munky]

Can't tie her down in an exclusive relationship, he means

Ed: No, she got where I was going with that, Aaron See previous point right there ^ xD

Awwwwwww....bless.

But not too tight, remember

Better tight than loose.

 

[DNA]

Ugh, I need to install my air-conditioner... the weather is fucking disgusting today.

I'm all sticky. : (

 

[Joker]

Well, yeah. But not so tight that it hurts. Handcuffs are a good substitute, if you don't have the rope

Ewww...I'm sorry It reminds me that I'm about to be going outside myself ;_;

 

[Munky]

I'm all sticky. : (

Me too.

Wait...that wasn't innuendo, was it?

Well, yeah. But not so tight that it hurts. Handcuffs are a good substitute, if you don't have the rope

The best substitute for rope is a pair of silk stockings, something my secretary always wears...altho' not always on her legs.

 

[Joker]

I always wondered about that. I assumed that it would be too easy to get out of =/

Tie the hands, ofc.

 

[Munky]

I always wondered about that. I assumed that it would be too easy to get out of =/

Tie the hands, ofc.

Not if they're wet. Wet silk is very hard to get out of, but a lot of fun to get into.

Hands, feet, whatever....

Actually, funny story, whilst on a train in Japan, the guy sitting in front of us was looking at hardcore bondage porn on his phone.

 

[Alex]

Oh Omega, why am I not surprised

 

[A]

Handcuffs? Stocking? Secretaries?

I'll be your secretary Munky.

 

[Joker]

I'll be sure to remember that. xD

Well, mostly the hands, imo. But I won't go into the reasoning behind that...there's childrens about

I would say "random", except that actually seems like the kind of thing that would happen all the time there =/

Oh Omega, why am I not surprised

 

[A]

There are no children here. D :