Harry Potter and the Chitter of Chatting

[Joker]

As far as the law's concerned, one just posted

Underage and all. Plus I was trying not to be too crude and/or uncouth

 

[A]

Oh please, I know anyways.

 

[Ⓐaron]

But not too tight, remember

I am *so* glad you're here...finally, someone who knows how to play along with the innuendo

Ed: No, she got where I was going with that, Aaron See previous point right there ^ xD

oh I forgot there are other people here with minds as filthy as mine

 

[Teva]

The disturbing part is I totally caught the sexual innuendos.

 

[Joker]

Oh please, I know anyways.

Well, then. Free to be as uncouth as we please

oh I forgot there are other people here with minds as filthy as mine

Not AS filthy, just a bit dirty

 

[A]

I'm actually pretty glad to see another sixteen year old in this forum. Everyone is old.

Well, then. Free to be as uncouth as we please

GOOD.

So, what about handcuffs?

 

[Munky]

Handcuffs? Stocking? Secretaries?

I'll be your secretary Munky.

You're legal where I am!

I'll have the contracts drawn up and faxed to you immediately. Wait...you do know how to mix a Martini, don't you? Forget it - you just called me old.

 

[A]

I'M LEGAL THERE? HELL YES. 8D

Alright, in that case I'll send you my empty resume.

Maybe I'll just lie there. And yeah, I know how to make some drinks. My dad taught me a long time ago.

And bye, have to go guys.

 

[Joker]

So, what about handcuffs?

Pink, fuzzy ones

 

[Carlos]

get off my internets

 

[Teva]

I'm actually pretty glad to see another sixteen year old in this forum. Everyone is old.


GOOD.

So, what about handcuffs?

i kno rite.

I'm actually a fan of handcuffs and leather. Rawr. Er I mean on other people and I swear it's not a fetish.

 

[Munky]

I'M LEGAL THERE? HELL YES. 8D

Alright, in that case I'll send you my empty resume.

Maybe I'll just lie there. And yeah, I know how to make some drinks. My dad taught me a long time ago.

And bye, have to go guys.

Okay, mixing drinks totally makes up for calling me old.

See ya!

Pink, fuzzy handcuffs??? I was thinking more along the lines of:

Spoiler

Except with faux leather cuz I'm a veggie an' all.

 

[Carlos]

I liked getting spanked

 

[Joker]

Pink, fuzzy handcuffs??? I was thinking more along the lines of:

Spoiler

Except with faux leather cuz I'm a veggie an' all.

The leather makes the wrists chafe D:

lolveggie. imma leave that one alone, since it's perfect on its own

 

[Munky]

I like spanking.

The leather makes the wrists chafe D:

lolveggie. imma leave that one alone, since it's perfect on its own

It shouldn't. Cut a potato in half and rub the cut edge over the leather to soften it. Fact.

Only one kinda meat gets past my lips.

 

[Joker]

Seriously? I'm learning all kinds of things today

And I'll brb. I have to polish this lamp or else it'll lose its luster.

 

[Teva]

Aw and the innuendos never stop.

See ya later, Alise.

 

[Carlos]

I got dibs on the three wishes

 

[Teva]

I got dibs on the three wishes

And what are these three wishes of yours, huh?

 

[Carlos]

you will never know...

 

[Teva]

you will never know...

what if i said that i could bribe you into telling me, what would you say then?

 

[Munky]

Seriously? I'm learning all kinds of things today

And I'll brb. I have to polish this lamp or else it'll lose its luster.

Don't rub too hard!

 

[Carlos]

depends on what you have to offer

 

[Joker]

Don't rub too hard!

Of course not! Then it would wear down the actual lamp, and that would be bad

Also, get your own wishes

I actually had a conversation with someone the other day about what someone would do with three wishes xD

 

[Munky]

Of course not! Then it would wear down the actual lamp, and that would be bad

Also, get your own wishes

I actually had a conversation with someone the other day about what someone would do with three wishes xD

I imagine that your wishes would number vastly more than three.