Harry Potter and the Chitter of Chatting

[Shademp]

I-I'm sorry sir, my microphone just wasn't working and I wasn't receiving any signals!

That's when you're supposed to consult Ohura! *facepalm*

 

[Teva]

That's when you're supposed to consult Ohura! *facepalm*

I-I was caught up in my interactions sir, please I beg you have mercy on my intergalactic soooooooooooul! I have three half-breed children to support, do you know how HARD that is?!

 

[kunoichi]

Strawberry ftw.

 

[Super Mario]

Yes save me from the evil bad man. *cowers behind Kun*

GET OUT OF MY WAY, LITTLE GIRL *pushes aside*


GIVE ME THE WOMAN, BOY!!

 

[Teva]

GET OUT OF MY WAY, LITTLE GIRL *pushes aside*


GIVE ME THE WOMAN, BOY!!

Eep, you shoved me! *bats your hands away*

Big meanie.

 

[kunoichi]

Shady commands a star fleet now?

 

[Tifaeria]

Look at what I learned today~!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BTOvVncs-8

Course being an autobot, I did not know how to make scrambled eggs until now. Why I have the need to is a mystery to me!

(Btw Hi guys!)

 

[Super Mario]

Strawberry ftw.

... I have the sizes of strawberries

 

[Super Mario]

Shady commands a star fleet now?

Yes. we've been at war, I control Megatron's boys while he's off wanking to the all spark.

 

[kunoichi]

Eep, you shoved me! *bats your hands away* Big meanie.

You made her cry. DIE BITCH! BURN!

 

[Teva]

Yes. we've been at war, I control Megatron's boys while he's off wanking to the all spark.

And you're going to lose, loser. You're like a loser with a big fat capital L.

 

[Super Mario]

You made her cry. DIE BITCH! BURN!

Never. Not until I claim my prize. Bahahahahahahahaha!!!

 

[kunoichi]

Yes. we've been at war, I control Megatron's boys while he's off wanking to the all spark.

I couldn't help but lol at this.

 

[Shademp]

I-I was caught up in my interactions sir, please I beg you have mercy on my intergalactic soooooooooooul! I have three half-breed children to support, do you know how HARD that is?!

REVERSE THE POLARITY!

(i.e. clean this shit up woman! )

 

[Super Mario]

And you're going to lose, loser. You're like a loser with a big fat capital L.

Your ship's outgunned, your communication systems have failed and my units have destroyed your warp drive.


Who's the loser nao?

 

[Super Mario]

I couldn't help but lol at this.

Well it's true he always goes " OH FUCK YES ALL SPARK. OH FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU " before cumming sticky oil.

 

[Teva]

Never. Not until I claim my prize. Bahahahahahahahaha!!!

You know, you kinda sound like Barbossa like that.

Your ship's outgunned, your communication systems have failed and my units have destroyed your warp drive.


Who's the loser nao?

Betch plz we could still send your asses into a blackhole even with limited system capabilities.

 

[kunoichi]

But i have to take care of the little lady!

 

[Super Mario]

REVERSE THE POLARITY!

(i.e. clean this shit up woman! )

Sorry, the ship's dead and my cybertronian boys and girls have invaded the ship. you have failed. Surrender and we'll keep you as our pet..

 

[Shademp]

*brings popcorn fo realz*

You know what this rping needs? *munch munch* More lens flares!

 

[Teva]

Sorry, the ship's dead and my cybertronian boys and girls have invaded the ship. you have failed. Surrender and we'll keep you as our pet..

Nooooooooooooooo! I don't want to be a prisoneerrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!



@Shady: Lens flare ftw!

 

[kunoichi]

You know, you kinda sound like Barbossa like that.

Eww no!
Clown! I want shady as a pet. Give him to me. My very own little, green midget.

 

[Super Mario]

But i have to take care of the little lady!

Let me pour myself into you and I might reconsider keeping the little girl.

 

[Teva]

Let me pour myself into you and I might reconsider keeping the little girl.

*whimpers* You won't hurt me will you?

 

[Super Mario]

Eww no!
Clown! I want shady as a pet. Give him to me. My very own little, green midget.

Do I get delicious nonja when I do so?