Harry Potter and the Chitter of Chatting

[Super Mario]

*whimpers* You won't hurt me will you?

As long as the Nonja commands it ?


:accidently:


I need to spawn moar babies an shits ya know.

 

[Shademp]

Eww no!
Clown! I want shady as a pet. Give him to me. My very own little, green midget.

............You really want me, don't ya?

Hypnotoad approves of this.

 

[kunoichi]

*munches popcorn as well*

 

[Teva]

I need to spawn moar babies an shits ya know.

And that's going to require you to uh insert that large missile into me, isn't it?


Oh Gods . . .

 

[Super Mario]

And that's going to require you to uh insert that large missile into me, isn't it?


Oh Gods . . .

PFFT. Only three empresses I have, Nonja being one. I don't want a little grasshopper in my ranks.

 

[Teva]

PFFT. Only three empresses I have, Nonja being one. I don't want a little grasshopper in my ranks.

I hope you and your weird little robots burn! *spits on you*

 

[kunoichi]

Hmm. You'll have to work double clown to get me. Touch the little lady and you'll have no hands to touch me with, ya hear? Yay my pet shady! *cuddles*

 

[Super Mario]

Hmm. You'll have to work double clown to get me. Touch the little lady and you'll have no hands to touch me with, ya hear? Yay my pet shady! *cuddles*

*humps humps humps* yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes



SURPRISE SEX!

 

[Teva]

That's right, if you touch me, then you'll feel a whole world of pain.

 

[Super Mario]

HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG SPLAT.


Alright! 9000 more spawns to come in 9 months. an early christmas! <3

 

[Shademp]

Yay my pet shady! *cuddles*

.........*continues to eat popcorn*

 

[Teva]

HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG SPLAT.


Alright! 9000 more spawns to come in 9 months. an early christmas! <3

Eew it sounds like you're giving birth to an animated turd!

 

[Super Mario]

That's right, if you touch me, then you'll feel a whole world of pain.

*all decepticons*


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Ha ha ha...!!

 

[Super Mario]

Eew it sounds like you're giving birth to an animated turd!

I just shot my load on Nonja. Huzzah! more cybertronian babies to send to ZA WAR

 

[Teva]

*all decepticons*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Ha ha ha...!!

I'll admit, I lol'd.

 

[kunoichi]

Your very feisty teva. I could do with you as my right -hand woman.

 

[Teva]

I just shot my load on Nonja. Huzzah! more cybertronian babies to send to ZA WAR

Okay, now you just sound weird.

Your very feisty teva. I could do with you as my right -hand woman.

Really?

I mean, I've dreamed of the moment you'd say that!

 

[Tifaeria]

Besides the word decepticons, I am extremly lost. Thanks a lot Soundwave!

 

[Super Mario]

Easy now, nonja. You're gonna have to spawn 9000 children soon.

 

[Super Mario]

Okay, now you just sound weird.

See. think Alien Queen with a King. Completing a mating ritual where the queen has to spawn countless offspring in a painful manner. Then we wait 9 months for them to hatch. that's what you just witnessed.

 

[kunoichi]

^^ i lol'd too.

 

[Super Mario]

Besides the word decepticons, I am extremly lost. Thanks a lot Soundwave!

I'm a decepticon, I'm supposed to confuse inferior autobots. FO THE WIIIN.

 

[Teva]

See. think Alien Queen with a King. Completing a mating ritual where the queen has to spawn countless offspring in a painful manner. Then we wait 9 months for them to hatch. that's what you just witnessed.

Eew you weird alien sicko! You just scarred me for life and you're all flippant about it. Eeeeeeeeeew!

 

[Super Mario]

^^ i lol'd too.

Get ready for the pain, woman! GET READY.

 

[Super Mario]

Eew you weird alien sicko! You just scarred me for life and you're all flippant about it. Eeeeeeeeeew!

It's part of growing up. *smokes* ahhhhh.