Sinterklaas' "helpers"
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I have and wear plenty of socks. Only have three or so pairs that are actually good though, the rest are... well, 'mainstream',

. The pervfect socks come from an army dump store, one which I should revisit and buy all the socks. ALL OF THEM.
And socks + sandals is something dads do.
erm. Why are we talking about socks again?