Hottest Male

[Super Mario]

road's always the faceless guy, good luck convincing him to do it.

 

[Alex Strife]

It is worrysome someone voted for a faceless (if great) guy, but nobody voted for me. Actually the fact I'm the only zero-vote guy is a bit depressing. But I got nominated so

 

[Joker]

yeah I'm a gargoyle so QUIT YER COMPLAININ'

 

[Max Payne]

yeah I'm a gargoyle so QUIT YER COMPLAININ'

better a gargoyle than shrek ;_;

 

[Joker]

Says the nominee with votes

 

[Max Payne]

I got 2 votes out of 31.

GTFO.

 

[Joker]

Versus not being nominated

 

[Tennyo]

I'm thinking that with how the boob category is going wee need some sexy pics of the menfolk, yes?

 

[Max Payne]

You already got pics of us.

Also stfu keen people nominated me out of pity.

IT AIN'T A GOOD LOOK.

 

[Joker]

No they disnt, and you know it.

Shut your ondore mouth

 

[Max Payne]

I speak truths

 

[Joker]

I'M CAPTAIN BASCH VON SOMETHIMGBURG

DON'T BELIEVE ONDORE'S LIES

 

[Marle]

Dacon, I thought I told you that you could be the horse to my cowgirl any day. Now stop complaining.

 

[Max Payne]

women are liars

 

[Tennyo]

Dacon, shut up and accept that people think you're hot.

Also, I don't mean just the normal pics that people post in the pic thread. I mean sexy pics.

 

[Max Payne]

I accept that people are liers. STFU SUGARTITS

 

[Tennyo]

no u make me

and i wasn't lying

 

[Marle]

I DO NOT LIE. YOU ARE THE LIAR.

STOP DENYING WHAT IS TRUE.

Or don't you wanna be the horse no more?

 

[Alex Strife]

I don't think I'm sexy but someone should start.

And if I'm the one who starts... it can only get better.

Spoiler

So there you go I guess.

 

[Tennyo]

YES! IT IS GLORIOUS!

 

[Marle]

NOW THINGS ARE GETTING STEAMY.

Dacon, topless photo, now.

You too, Omega.

;D

 

[Alex Strife]

YES! IT IS GLORIOUS!

Dear lord! *blushes*

 

[Max Payne]

no u make me

and i wasn't lying

Come on, it's just a dick in your mouth.

Or don't you wanna be the horse no more?

I'm all for being ridden hard and put away wet

That doesn't mean that I buy it when people say I'm hot.

Also, I don't have a torso, I'm just a head, arms and legs held together precariously by a shirt.

 

[ForceStealer]

failing finding a picture of me doing something manly. How's about something dashing?

 

[Alex Strife]

I would have put a normal picture but ladies were showing more skin. And I don't think I'd look good on a bra, so... I scrapped the idea. Gotta' play fair.