LTD, round 3: This time, we settle it with Jello Wrestling

[The Twilight Mexican]

I would have said 'feelings that [they] can't put into words' ...

Considered that, but I think the way I did it is more to the point. And at this juncture, I'm all about gettin' to the point.


So, has it sunk in for everybody else yet? I think I'm still in shock.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Oh tres, you make me want to break into song.

YOU MAKE ME DANCE LIKE A FOOL~ FORGET HOW TO BREATHE~ SHINE LIKE GOLD BUZZ LIKE A BEE~ JUST THE THOUGHT OF YOUR TRANSLATIONS DRIVES ME WILD~ OH YOU MAKE ME SMILE~

 

[Tennyo]

Well I feel like smoking a cigarette right now and I'm not even a smoker.

 

[Makoeyes987]

Yeah but then Clerith will call their Pink Pikachu and uses Ostrich Skill 3 to block out all the bad noise.

You know, Crazy Cleriths are crazy enough to try and drag pokemon into duel to try and save themselves.

Crazy Clerith: Before my life points hit zero, I summon Pikachu!! I use Volt Tackle on Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon!!!!

Seto Kaiba the Cloti: ....You do realize this is a duel, and not a pokemon battle...

Crazy Clerith: SHUT UP, THAT'S JUST YOUR INTERPRETATION! I'LL WAIT FOR THE OFFICIAL TRANSLATIONS OF THE RULES, FUCK FACE!!!!!

 

[Isabella]

But they're going to argue that Cloud and Aerith are on that same page, down at the bottom. Not trying to be a Negative Nancy, but I just know how they're going to react.

 

[Strangelove]

Because putting Cloud and Tifa on a page dedicated to lovers is a sign of friendship, where as Cloud and Aerith not on a page dedicated to lovers at all is a sign of never ending love transcending death.

Truth, right? It's what isn't said that is important, so Cloud and Aerith not being mentioned makes them more important than all other couples.

Their love is so important and transcendent that they transcended right off the page and disappeared!

Considered that, but I think the way I did it is more to the point. And at this juncture, I'm all about gettin' to the point. :monster

 

[Celes Chere]

*stole Carlie's idea. *

@ The Cleriths:

sorry that was rude of me

 

[Strangelove]

But they're going to argue that Cloud and Aerith are on that same page, down at the bottom. Not trying to be a Negative Nancy, but I just know how they're going to react.

I saw "can't trust them Cloti translators" on that link posted earlier.

It won't end if you can never trust any outsiders because any 'Cloti' will obviously twist things around to their liking.

Because no fan can do anything without their biases clouding their view. That's just unthinkable.

Also I plan on retiring from this shitty business because it is shitty and not a paying business

 

[Isabella]

I guess Shroudy's stance of Trust No One is catching on. It's an easy way to reject any official material that doesn't go your way, and let's face it, most official material isn't going their way. Unfortunately, I guess they'll have to toss Case of Lifestream and most of the other cases from their personal canon as well.

 

[Eerie]

Tres, you make me laugh so damn much at TNC ROFL XD

I love smug people

It also makes me laugh how she quotes the clerith date without quoting the translation, because she can't trust it. So what, if it was quoted with "Cloud doen't give a shit about Aerith" there, what could we do? Laugh some more? XD

 

[Madame Mayor]

Okay, I have a better question than my original one.

Could you, when you have time, go through and tell us what scenes they are showing for the other couples? It would be interesting to see what other romantic scenes they are grouping the highwind scene with.

 

[Strangelove]

Okay, I have a better question than my original one.

Could you, when you have time, go through and tell us what scenes they are showing for the other couples? It would be interesting to see what other romantic scenes they are grouping the highwind scene with.

Spoiler

FFIII: Just a general comment about Ingus and Sara (image of Sera saying she wants to be with Ingus more... like a parallel of Aerith's wish to Zack )

FFIV: Talks about Cecil rescuing Rosa and confessing his feelings then.

FFVI: Celes and Locke, general comment (and using one of the the phrases used for Cloud and Tifa realising their feelings, 想いを通わせ&#12427.

FFVIII: Squall rescuing Rinoa, telling her he doesn't care if she's a witch.

FFIX: Can't make it out well, but something about Steiner realising how important/irreplaceable Beatrix is to him and vowing to protect her?

FFIX: Can't make it all out, but returning to 'the place I'll return to someday' and his loved one.

FFX: Unclear again, but about Tidus making up his mind to support Yuna now that he's been betrayed by the Yevon temple.

It looks like they go into more detail, since they're page numbers given for each scene.

 

[Isabella]

Is there a page number given for the date scene at the bottom as well?

 

[Makoeyes987]

There are no page numberss because Ryu, hito, and Tres made it all up!!!

FUCKING LIARS!!!

NEVER TRUST A CLOTI

I figured I'd beat Shroudy to the punch and say it first.

 

[Strangelove]

Page 225 for the date, 232 for the Highwind scene.

Also don't drag me into this because I never heard anything about it until it was posted on the main site. At least let people blame me for biased twistings I was actually involved with

 

[Makoeyes987]

You're a Cloti. You're part of the vast, right wing, Cloti Conspiracy hito. Whether you admit it or not.

 

[Strangelove]

Well, if it makes me look like some evil mastermind who spends their time forging proofz for fictional couplings on the internets

 

[Vendel]

It's like Clerith was OTK'd with Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon, special summoned by Cyber Stein, and equipped with Megamorph. 8000 points of damage directly.

Fuck man..the match is over.

For fucks sake. Stop with the YUgayOH.

And this is more like Exodia.

 

[Makoeyes987]

For fucks sake. Stop with the YUgayOH.

And this is more like Exodia.

Don't you have Fang/Vanille porn to fap to instead of barking orders at people who don't care?

 

[Vendel]

Don't you have Fang/Vanille porn to fap to instead of barking orders at people who don't care?

I can multitask.

 

[Isabella]

So now that, guys? Does this mean the end of my favorite time-wasting thread?

 

[Vendel]

So now that, guys? Does this mean the end of my favorite time-wasting thread?

I would bet against it.


Back to the topic at hand. Ignoring the text, just C/T under the HW on the same page with all the other couples should be enough. So much for relationship charts.

The text itself just makes it all the sweeter.

 

[Eerie]

Can't be with people ignoring canon. XD

But, I can't lurk at TNC anymore, it's so friggin' slow right now T________T *sad panda* I wanted to see the pro-clerith arguments

 

[Madame Mayor]

Can't be with people ignoring canon. XD

But, I can't lurk at TNC anymore, it's so friggin' slow right now T________T *sad panda* I wanted to see the pro-clerith arguments

Hasn't TNC only had two Clerii for a while now? I lurk every once in a while, but it was Cali clones and that Shroudy guy wasn't it? Cali is going to start kicking and screaming and Shroudy is going to say you can't trust fan translations. Not really much to look forward to.

 

[Makoeyes987]

And to be honest, not to be rude to TresDias and his translations or whomever translated them, I can't trust that translation. I'm sorry I just can't. I want to at least get a few opinions before making any conclusions.

Those translators all support Cloti so there WILL ALWAYS be that biased view. Same can be said for the Clouriths. Until an HONEST TO GOD neutral translator translates anything or Square Enix decides to put it all in English, this is just fandom gone wrong.

That's my views on it, and who am I to stop fans from having fan-attacks for their favorite pairings. If you all like this quote and see it as exact, I'm not going to stop you. But biased translations aren't going to make Cloti canon. It's just going to hinder realization.

Don't you just love predictability?