Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker

[Max Payne]

Just looking at that bitch makes my back hurt btw.

 

[Celes Chere]

This is one whore I do not love. >=I

 

[Max Payne]

She isn't really a whore. She's a sixteen year old girl, which tbh makes shit worse.

 

[Hisako]

Okay I kinda figured out what it's about and honestly, I couldn't care less. Yeah, it's stupid, but if you don't like some dumb bullshit in a particular part of a game don't play it.

It's just for the old jap perverts anyway.

 

[Super Mario]

Fucking hell. Why didn't they do this with Cecille or even Strangelove??? Big Boss is right...





Edit: I saw the whole damn thing

 

[Tetsujin]

Jesus. Peace Walker gets more and more retarded the more I hear about it.

Seriously. I even forgot what it's about. Some bullshit about robot bosses battling against product placement in the seventies while Big Boss shags a barely legal girl after he magically gained the ability to see through her clothes. Or something.

 

[Hisako]

Well it comes out in a bit more than a month so soon y'all can hate it for all its worth.

Also Metal Gear wikia explains a lot. Date mission is in 'Extra Ops'. Actually most of the perverted crap are easter eggs. Go figure.

Also Kojima is a recruitable in-game, which is lulzy. "My body is made up from 70% movies, the extra 30% is up to you."

 

[Max Payne]

Okay I kinda figured out what it's about and honestly, I couldn't care less. Yeah, it's stupid, but if you don't like some dumb bullshit in a particular part of a game don't play it.

It's just for the old jap perverts anyway.

derp

 

[Super Mario]

Why didn't they use this feature on Cecille?? I mean really now. Paz???

 

[Hisako]

derp

Go die in a hole you hater of convoluted stories and trolling game developers.

 

[Max Payne]

no u

 

[Hisako]

 

[Makoeyes987]

Jesus. Peace Walker gets more and more retarded the more I hear about it.

Seriously. I even forgot what it's about. Some bullshit about robot bosses battling against product placement in the seventies while Big Boss shags a barely legal girl after he magically gained the ability to see through her clothes. Or something.

I think this sums up the game's plot succinctly, don't you?

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

As exhilarating as a loli photo shoot/molestation simulator sounds, I really hope this isn't the highlight of the game.

 

[Max Payne]

I'm thinking the co-op probably is. If it gets released on PSN like rumors are saying, I might play it sometime.

 

[Hisako]

As exhilarating as a loli photo shoot/molestation simulator sounds, I really hope this isn't the highlight of the game.

'Easter Egg' sound familiar? As is most of the retarded shit that's going on with Peace Walker?

I heard rumors that once the PSP Go kicked off almost all games would be bought through PSN, while publishers had an optional choice to sell them as UMDs. Total bullshit, of course.

 

[Max Payne]

Yeah, an easter egg that is a full fledged mission, that you have to complete if you want S rank on all of the ops in the game.

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

Wait, so Big Boss nailing a loli is canon? Ho shit.

 

[Hisako]

Wait, so are the ranks on individual ops or do you get one single rank for doing all the ops in the game?

Also, the English version does away with most of the product placements, reportedly.
And after looking up some sources, Paz might not be as loli as everyone thinks, and plus I think I just spoiled Peace Walker's ending for myself but meh. Apparently Paz's diary entries make for some massive plot twists.

So yeah the date mission is retarded but that's Extra Ops and I wouldn't give a shit anyway.

 

[Max Payne]

Well according to all of the cutscenes I've watched she's sixteen.

Also, there's ranks given at the end of each mission.

Also, Konami has inquired about releasing a version of the game on PSN for the PS3, so yeah it might actually happen.

 

[Max Payne]

Wow the plot to this game gets fucking stupid.

Why am I not surprised.

 

[Makoeyes987]

It's almost like something Kitase wrote, huh?

 

[Tetsujin]

Don't you mean Nojima?

 

[Makoeyes987]

No, I definitely mean Kitase..the guy who wanted Zack to fight Jenova in the Nibelheim flashback in CC cause it'd be cool.

 

[Super Mario]

LMAO WAT. THATS RIDICULOUS.