I'm competing for an award on the basis that it's utterly ridiculous. Given that it's apparently what is expected of me, I am playing it up for satirical value. I could not possibly care any less about whether or not I get infractions. I'm also not complaining - I'm making a statement. Then again, I'm also not bragging, since there are so few things I actually take any kind of pride in like that.
You seem to be inserting yourself into this an awful lot. Are you trying to pick a fight, or...?