Resident Evil: Afterlife

Max Payne

Banned
AKA
Leon S. Kennedy,Terry Bogard, The Dark Knight, Dacon, John Marston, Teal'c
I love how these movies tried to differentiate from the games, but have no issues unashamedly ripping them off.

Also, Ali Larter is a terrible Claire.
 

Celes Chere

Banned
AKA
Noctis
How sad is it that I thought the best part of the video were the shoes in the beginning?
I wants them

WAIT... CLAIRE? WAT? LMAO. Omg... migraine... it's coming..
I agree that they got a terrible person to play as her. She looks nothing like Claire. They could have tried... a little.
 

Max Payne

Banned
AKA
Leon S. Kennedy,Terry Bogard, The Dark Knight, Dacon, John Marston, Teal'c
I agree that they got a terrible person to play as her. She looks nothing like Claire. They could have tried... a little.

She acts nothing like Claire too if that last craptacular film is anything to go by.
 

Celes Chere

Banned
AKA
Noctis
Well, we didn't really get to see much of her since Alice stole the spot light from pretty much everyone. >_> So then, yeah that's true. Claire's personality isn't a flat line.
 

Super Mario

IT'S A ME!
AKA
Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
I like that music 'The Outsider', other than Wesker, the film is shit. : ( sorry folks, no game.
 

Alex

alex is dead
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Alex, Ashes, Pennywise, Bill Weasley, Jack's Smirking Revenge, Sterling Archer
Aeon Flux! With zombies!

No, but seriously. I know they're trying to do their own thing with the Resident Evil franchise, and thats great for them. But it plays like a bad fan fiction, Alice being the ultimate Mary Sue Jesus and bending the minds of the canon characters to be in love with her or in awe of her, and eventually making her THE ONLY ONE who can save the day.

This is the kind of plot that you find on fanfiction.net. It's crazy that it got turned into an actual movie series and beyond ridiculous that the movie series has managed to outpace the 'so bad that it's good' branding into just being 'so bad...that it makes me want to cry'.
 

Max Payne

Banned
AKA
Leon S. Kennedy,Terry Bogard, The Dark Knight, Dacon, John Marston, Teal'c
Not to mention they took a B movie zombie/monster franchise and turned into generic post apocalyptic bullshit.
 

Alex

alex is dead
AKA
Alex, Ashes, Pennywise, Bill Weasley, Jack's Smirking Revenge, Sterling Archer
I really liked the first film tbh, and the second even though it was silly.

The first one had this great B-movie, low-budget, ZOMBIE atmosphere. Even though it was a bit silly it was still a pretty cool little movie.

By the time the third one rolled around, the silliness had taken over and left no survivors in its wake.
 

Max Payne

Banned
AKA
Leon S. Kennedy,Terry Bogard, The Dark Knight, Dacon, John Marston, Teal'c
the first film was decent. the second started ok and devolved into bullshit stupidity(beating nemesis hand to hand what the fuck) marysueland
 

Splintered

unsavory tart
I actually liked the first movie, I thought they kept the basic spirit of RE, and if nothing else it was a fun watch. By two I was going "huh?" but I didn't hate it, even if I was annoyed by the uncoming Mary-Sue-ness.

But now I'm watching this shit and the only thing I can ask is, "When did Alice turn into a fucking ninja?"
 

Zee

wangxian married
AKA
Zee
Sometimes I can't believe they want Alice to be taken seriously. Her using kung fu on zombies was the funniest shit I've ever seen. Only MERE MORTALS use guns.

I wish they had just done the one movie and left it alone. But they also could have (SHOULD HAVE) just killed off Alice in the first movie.
 

Alex

alex is dead
AKA
Alex, Ashes, Pennywise, Bill Weasley, Jack's Smirking Revenge, Sterling Archer
It ould have been a much cooler twist if Alice was the one that got slashed and ended up becoming Nemesis in film two. Leaving Mr. Joe Average as the only survivor.

Or they could have just shot him and made into one of those films where all the characters die. Either one of those would have been a much better twist ending than the one we ended up getting. Regardless of that and a host of other imperfections I do still enjoy the first and second movies.

Plus Sienna Guillroy in number two is well fit.
 

Makoeyes987

Listen closely, there is meaning in my words.
AKA
Smooth Criminal
LOL @ Alice beating up on the Nemesis zipper suit.

I hated how obviously fake Nemesis looked. The fucking Licker from the first movie looked more threatening and horrorific, than the ultimate B.O.W. Tyrant Umbrella produced? Really?
 

Max Payne

Banned
AKA
Leon S. Kennedy,Terry Bogard, The Dark Knight, Dacon, John Marston, Teal'c
the guy from capcom said it was being made to "spice up" the RE franchise in time for the movie

fail
 

Makoeyes987

Listen closely, there is meaning in my words.
AKA
Smooth Criminal
You don't know if it's going to be mediocre Dac, give it a chance. It actually looks like it'll be scary or at least more than just shooting shit and pretending to be a badass. It's got potential.
 

Celes Chere

Banned
AKA
Noctis
You don't know if it's going to be mediocre Dac, give it a chance. It actually looks like it'll be scary or at least more than just shooting shit and pretending to be a badass. It's got potential.

No, Mako... just no.
 

Max Payne

Banned
AKA
Leon S. Kennedy,Terry Bogard, The Dark Knight, Dacon, John Marston, Teal'c
no it doesn't.

It's a shit cash in game
 

Super Mario

IT'S A ME!
AKA
Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
Why is jill and chris....??? wha??? why are they ruining resident evil??? shall I play the funeral song already?
 

Makoeyes987

Listen closely, there is meaning in my words.
AKA
Smooth Criminal
Dude save it for when there's at least a trailer that tells whats going on, or shows what the gameplay looks like. I mean damn, I know its been rough but give it a chance. Wtf was wrong with the trailer that made you write it off instantly like this?
 
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