What exactly are all these irreconcilable plot holes in the compilation? I hear it a lot, but what are they really? Last Order substantially changed some stuff, but that never really counted anyway, not anymore than Maiden.
I don't want a remake to "fit" better with the Compliation, it already fits. Short of making a passing reference to a previous AVALANCHE, which you could argue the original already did, I'm not sure what they'd change.
I'd want it for, yeah, the graphics. No, I'm not a graphics whore and no, I don't have any problems with the original, but that doesn't mean it wouldn't be awesome to see my favorite game redone in beautiful graphics. For the billionth time, it is impossible for them to "ruin" the original unless the new disc causes your original copy to melt.
And people have been dressing up in drag to comedic affect for centuries, why would it suddenly be disturbing now?