T&A; Tifa and Aerith

Fairheartstrife

Fairheartstrife

[no fucks given]
AKA
FHS, that cloti bitch
Cthulhu said:
Or you're a Clerith posing as one. The bloodied zombie Tifa in your avatar is a clear indication of your desire to see Tifa dead and mutilated beyond recognition. The vague image in your signature hints at a dead Tifa, seeing that it's ghostly and stuff.

:monster:
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Damn. You found me out!! But no matter, my quest for world domination has only just begun!!!!! :muhaha:

Wait...what were we talking about? Oh, yes, yes, rabid Clerith posing as Cloti. Yup, that's me. **innocent eyes**

And TxA are sexy. It's hard to beat sexy.
 
Tennyo

Tennyo

Higher Further Faster
Cthulhu said:
cannon
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Canon. :)

Cannon =
head-cannon.jpg
 
Tennyo

Tennyo

Higher Further Faster
:D I love that pic so much! Where is it from?

No wait, is there a Cid/Shera club?

*goes to see*
 
Clan Dragoodle

Clan Dragoodle

Lv. 25 Adventurer
AKA
Clan
That's a bitchen image, Aniron.

Hope I'm not too late to join the Tifa/Aeris fun. Though, I'm more the yuri pusher myself - and specialize in them as my OTP for fanfiction.

Cloud: Areis! Are you alright?"
Tifa: She seems alright...in many ways.
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Can't get much more lesbian than that.
 
Alessa Gillespie

Alessa Gillespie

a letter to my future self
AKA
Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
Clan Dragoodle said:
That's a bitchen image, Aniron.

Hope I'm not too late to join the Tifa/Aeris fun. Though, I'm more the yuri pusher myself - and specialize in them as my OTP for fanfiction.



Can't get much more lesbian than that.
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As long as you didn't write Chocobo Nights, welcome to T and A. :monster:
 
Clan Dragoodle

Clan Dragoodle

Lv. 25 Adventurer
AKA
Clan
Chocobo Nights?

...this sounds strangely familiar.... Link please?

And alas, I did not (obviously). I used to be popular for a story called: "Of Ribbons and Gauntlets" - but now my most popular fanfic is "Mona Lisa". I'd like to think I'm decent, but nothing compared to the FairHeartStrife.

I do fanart on the side though.
 
Alessa Gillespie

Alessa Gillespie

a letter to my future self
AKA
Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
Clan Dragoodle said:
Chocobo Nights?

...this sounds strangely familiar.... Link please?

And alas, I did not (obviously). I used to be popular for a story called: "Of Ribbons and Gauntlets" - but now my most popular fanfic is "Mona Lisa". I'd like to think I'm decent, but nothing compared to the FairHeartStrife.

I do fanart on the side though.
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It's... a notoriously bad yuri fic. It's bad, very bad. I only give the link out to Elder Gods Who Do Not Seek It like Cthulhu.

But yes, welcome very muchly. :desu: have a good stay~
 
Clan Dragoodle

Clan Dragoodle

Lv. 25 Adventurer
AKA
Clan
Oh fanfiction, whatever would we do without you?

Googled it. Read it. I have to say there are worse (though good for a laugh)- the Tifa/Aeris fandom is plagued by males with too much time on their hands; and it's instantly obvious when one has written a sex scene.

I could type up a whole essay on the wrongs done on this pairing but I'll save the TL;DR and just shorten:

Scissoring is not possible.
 
Fairheartstrife

Fairheartstrife

[no fucks given]
AKA
FHS, that cloti bitch
Clan Dragoodle said:
Chocobo Nights?

...this sounds strangely familiar.... Link please?

And alas, I did not (obviously). I used to be popular for a story called: "Of Ribbons and Gauntlets" - but now my most popular fanfic is "Mona Lisa". I'd like to think I'm decent, but nothing compared to the FairHeartStrife.

I do fanart on the side though.
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I think I choked on my Mountain Dew,:awesome: but THANK YOU!!! **blushes** And you write awesome fic. That latest chapter of Mona Lisa still gets me. **shiver**
 
Clan Dragoodle

Clan Dragoodle

Lv. 25 Adventurer
AKA
Clan
Cthulhu said:
Yes it is, I've seen it! I mean err, o rly?
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I was hoping I could avoid this rant.

Yes - impossible, or at very least, ineffective and irrelevant to sex.

Scissoring is when a male imagines that two females somehow manage to stimulate their bodies between a form of humping - in which I can only assume they think that the rubbing of the clit together occurs.

Now, think about the size of sexual organ trying to be stimulated, where it's located, how someone could possibly have the accuracy to hit that in the correct pattern - WITH THEIRS - and it would be enjoyable.

And to be in correct position, you'd have feet in your face.

Oh, that's hot.

No, it is not possible - at least in the sense that no one would orgasm from it, and lesbians don't do it. Outside the pornographic ones - which porn is visual stimulation - and not everything works in that.

Even the act and position of scissoring itself is a very hetero-esque makeup. One on top, one on bottom, motion of the hips (in some cases). Because yes, female/female sex is exactly the same.

Just no penis.

Apologies, I've been dealing with shitty writing and poor sex scenes in that fandom for years, and nothing quite sets me off like that.
 
Ryushikaze

Ryushikaze

Deus Admiral Parsimonious, PHD, DDS, MD, JD, OBE
AKA
Tim, Ryu
Clan Dragoodle said:
Last time I sought professional help, we ended up scissoring on her desk.

So thanks, but I'll pass.
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Well, you just weren't employing the right kind of professional.

I hereby offer my consulting services for your benefit.
 
Ryushikaze

Ryushikaze

Deus Admiral Parsimonious, PHD, DDS, MD, JD, OBE
AKA
Tim, Ryu
Clan Dragoodle said:
What if I admit to being 67 years old, over 600 pounds, and with a penis.

And I'm lonely.

Still offer?
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I offer many forms of consulting services. The services I would offer to a 600 pound 67 year old male involve bullets, generally.
Sometimes explosives.
 
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