So, the client somehow has disabled Printscreen to avoid people taking pictures, eh? HAHAHA SNEAKY SQUARE ENIX. CURSES I HAVE BEEN FOILED AGAIN.
So immediately my first thought upon starting the game up is "well, holy fuck, this ain't a great start." I crash to desktop on the opening screen that asks me to configure a controller. I decide that, no thanks, Square Enix, I am inherently a keyboard warrior and thus will take my chances with the great foreign and unknown.
After a few more CTDs it occurs to me that on the beta registration I said I used Windows 7 Ultimate, 64-bit version. Well, turns out I'm A HUG IDORT and installed it using my Windows XP operating system (where most of my stuff is installed atm.) So switching to Windows 7 thankfully doesn't require me to go through the whole 10 hours of reinstalling shit, which is nice I guess.
Opening cutscene was basically that awesome trailer, edited a second time and minus most of the fucking awesome music. Susan Calloway had been eschewed for some random voice over guy who seems to have taken an apprenticeship in doing voice-overs for television ads. Booooooo. Still, he said a few important lore things, which helps give those original trailers some context behind them, but honestly I preferred Susan Calloway crooning those Uematsu lyrics straight to my heart. Or my groin, I don't know which. Look, Uematsu's music gives me a musical boner, okay?
Also, I wanted them to hurl that victory theme rendition at me again, but to no avail. Nah, I'm just nit-picking gaiz
Character creation is robust, imo. Perhaps not as robust as I was lead by the hype to believe. It's no EVE Online, and it's certainly no APB: Reloaded (which you
must see for yourself - it's possibly the most in-depth character creator of any game I've ever played, let alone an MMO), but there are a fair amount of options for every race and a couple of pleasing sliders, as well as a decent color-picker for plenty of the color options.
Having recently picked up a soft spot for Final Fantasy Tactics, I decided to go for an Agrias-Oaks-looking sheila, nothing too fancy. Just a tall blonde with long hair and a Gladiator, which I'm hoping later on I can put some points into Thaumaturgist as well. As I do the typical character creator thing and put like a bajillion hours into this shit that no-one will really ever notice in the heat of battle, I get a preview of some of the environments to expect and it's all very nice and shiny.
I pick the Behemoth server because apparently that's where the bitches are at, and then Anaea Oaks does a little jig on the spot for my efforts in bringing her into existence, which is cute, I guess.
So once I start the game, I immediately get sucked into a GIANT BLACK HOLE OF DOOM and FFXIV immediately flaunts how much of a narrative it has by showing me an utterly incomprehensible scene where my character is in the middle of the fucking universe or something and suddently decides that creepy hooded and masked dudes (the worst kind of dudes!) should be dealt with by turning into some paladin and piercing the heavens with a drill or whatever.
Then it turns out that it was all just my character tripping balls inside a horse cart, although whether or not it had worn off when she woke is a different question entirely, as everyone is projecting voices into each others heads. I don't really have a problem with silent talking though, although I may have been spoiled a little bit by the fully voice-acted shenanigans of The Old Republic. Maybe I love Bioware a bit too much.
In any case, the "grizzled passenger" tells me that I'll get used to tripping out and having incomprehensible shit in my dreams, which makes it A-Okay (tm). Some rude fuckers stop and search the carriage but apparently their narcotics bust is interrupted by some other rude fuckers who are giant, half-naked black animals, oh dear.
Then this peddler (who the game says is Brendt, I must have missed that) asks me personal questions. When he asks me my motivations for adventuring, I pick the "..." option, not because it's apparently a secret that my character doesn't feel like divulging, but because none of the above options actually felt befitting. But apparently the "..." means I'm a super secretive person. Brendt is fine with it, probably because he's a shady character himself and I'm glad to be rid of his narcotics. At this point I notice how fabulous my "rugged" adventurer is (and her thigh-highs, lawl) and the game rewards my perception with a subdued upskirt. Classy.
Some rude jerk in teashades calls me a noob, says his name is Wymond and that essentially his job is to be intrusive and nosy and to give tutorials to noobs. In his infinite intelligence and wisdom, he refers me to someone else for a tutorial, and the game calls it a quest. YAY SATSU NUMBAH ONE PVE
A lively Lalafell called Momodi tells me about the things that happened in the opening cinematic, and proceeds to school me on actual tutorial material.
Overall so far my impressions have been good. UI is intuitive enough, although it's taking me a while to get the nuances of the map. The fonts are clean and the skill hotbars are clear, even at a smaller resolution (for me, about 1280x800 windowed). Movement is at a decent but relaxed pace, and so far there's enough interesting things distributed throughout areas to prevent going from A to B a chore.