The Love Triangle of FFVII Part IV: A New Hope

Who does Cloud want to stick his love-stick in?

  • Aerith

    Votes: 2 3.5%
  • Tifa

    Votes: 31 54.4%
  • Mukki

    Votes: 7 12.3%
  • All of the above.

    Votes: 17 29.8%

  • Total voters
    57
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Strangelove

AI Researcher
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hitoshura
how do you watch raws of Rebuild of Evangelion and still get laid more than me
the former is the reason for the latter.

also dis ass.

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If I were depressed it might take someone to yell at me the way she did Cloud. However, she only did that for him. It worked didn't it? You can tell that she cares, but I haven't really met a woman who didn't yell at least a little like Tifa. So, the verdict is.............she's normal. And she's not a B***.
 

mentaz

bubbles
I think the men who like this relationship forgot one key point. Tifa's hot. Fine. They'd have fun every night. Great. What they haven't considered is what it'd actually BE like to live with Tifa. What it'd actually feel like to have someone yelling at you all the time the way Tifa yells at Cloud. Sometimes, I think the gents who like this are biting off more then they can chew. Or at least they're willing to submit Cloud to tortures he doesn't need.


but it does seem like most guys just pair Vanille and Fang so they can imagine themselves... shall we say... sandwiched between them?
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I think that it wouldn't be so bad. She never really yelled at Cloud but one time that I know of for sure. Everything else she said there was only concern in her voice. I mean, it was done better than real people in my opinion. The main key for me is that they've had this crush on each other since they were children. That's enough to lead me into believing they should hook it up. Let's not also forget that Aeris just viewed Cloud like Zack since she missed him so much and Cloud was pretty much pretending to be him so...this is making sense right?
 

Alessa Gillespie

a letter to my future self
AKA
Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
not wanting to be sandwiched between Fang and Vanille doesn't make you gay, hito

spending 3 hours watching Lady Gaga videos makes you gay
wait why is hito zee now

I am so confused :sadpanda:
 

Splintered

unsavory tart
I think the moral of this story is, "Never leave a love triangle open-ended when one of the characters is far better endowed than the other, even if they're both very beautiful, because the mindless masses will ALWAYS go for the... to paraphrase a certain show from the 90's... 'The chick with big hooters,' regardless of ALL other considerations."
I'm so tired of people using Tifa's boobs as a reason that she's not good enough. Sorry, pointing out she's well endowed doesn't make your argument any more legitimate. In fact, it makes it seem that he, and others that argue like him, are more obsessed with her breasts than her fans. Like it's so hard to comprehend that you can like a character for her character and not her design.

Also, I'm tired of these people pretending to be some champion of women rights as if they actually care about how women are represented in videogames. Because some of comments coming from this argument is pretty atrocious. Urgh.

I think the moral of this story is, "Never leave a love triangle open-ended when one of the characters is far better endowed than the other, even if they're both very beautiful, because the mindless masses will begin to whine about how people with different opinions must be hornballs who care about nothing else, regardless of ALL other considerations."
 
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I'll agree with that. I think it's safe to say that the love triangle is over right? I mean, Cloud found himself, he's not pretending to be zack anymore. And well, let's face it...Aeris is dead and gone now. (Plays one winged Angel) So, I think Tifa is the one for Cloud. That alone should be enough right? Seriously, does anyone disagree with that?:huh:
 

Alessa Gillespie

a letter to my future self
AKA
Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
I've been behind on the latest anime/game trends for a while so I really don't know. I'm a busy man.:loopy:
dude they aren't anime characters, they're members of the forum.
 

Zee

wangxian married
AKA
Zee
Winter is trying to replace me :sadpanda: Or fuse me with hito, I'm not sure.
NOW I'LL NEVER FINISH THAT FANG/VANILLE FIC FOR YOU just kidding you know i will

Also I feel like this thread needs another good lesbian picspam.

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Oh, well, see? I don't know shit about all this yet

Urdnot Wrex is a hard motherfucker, that's all you need to know.
 
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Alessa Gillespie

a letter to my future self
AKA
Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
Winter is trying to replace me :sadpanda: Or fuse me with hito, I'm not sure.
NOW I'LL NEVER FINISH THAT FANG/VANILLE FIC FOR YOU just kidding you know i will

Also I feel like this thread needs another good lesbian picspam.
I have lesbians. Lots of lesbians.

wat kind do u want
 

Zee

wangxian married
AKA
Zee
All kinds ALL THE TIME. I am uploading my yuri folder as I type as well. <3
 

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Winter is trying to replace me :sadpanda: Or fuse me with hito, I'm not sure.
NOW I'LL NEVER FINISH THAT FANG/VANILLE FIC FOR YOU just kidding you know i will

Also I feel like this thread needs another good lesbian picspam.

EDIT THE FOURTH:

Urdnot Wrex is a hard motherfucker, that's all you need to know.

Hard you say? :salute:
 

Alessa Gillespie

a letter to my future self
AKA
Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
i think some of mine is too explicit for the forums :sadpanda:
 

Alessa Gillespie

a letter to my future self
AKA
Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
and now it won't upload

fuck me. >[
 
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