The Love Triangle of FFVII Part IV: A New Hope

[Max Caulfield]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!





I WAS JUST JOKING!!!

If I could, I would smack you right now.

 

[Makoeyes987]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!


I WAS JUST JOKING!!!

I wasn't.

LTD of FFVII: First Sequence.

 

[Fairheartstrife]

Wait, wait...Dude is gonna do advanced 'mad science' but is using my 6th grade classroom's overhead projector for visual reference?? O.o

No wonder his shit failed.

 

[Strangelove]

LTD solved.

It scares me at night to think you know where I live.

 

[Max Caulfield]

Wait, wait...Dude is gonna do advanced 'mad science' but is using my 6th grade classroom's overhead projector for visual reference?? O.o

No wonder his shit failed.

Please don't mention shit when referring to Human Centipede.

Just... don't.

 

[Son Goku]

Dr. Heiter
29 may 2010, 11:36
Will suffocate while eating cock.

 

[Fairheartstrife]

Good Ole Off-Topic LTD thread.

 

[Makoeyes987]

Dr. Heiter
29 may 2010, 11:36
Will suffocate while eating cock.

LOW FUCKING BLOW. DON'T BRING THAT MOVIE UP.

 

[Max Caulfield]

LOW FUCKING BLOW. DON'T BRING THAT MOVIE UP.

THEN DON'T BRING UP THAT MOVIE.

 

[Makoeyes987]

Good Ole Off-Topic LTD thread.

It's actually quite on topic.

With my method, everyone gets what they want. Cloud gets to be between both women, and both women get to be bonded with Cloud in the closest possible way.

Also, Tifa won't ever have to worry about hearing Cloud bemoan or whine about his guilt ever again.

 

[Super Mario]

I wasn't.

LTD of FFVII: First Sequence.

THIS IS TOO CRUEL

 

[Ryushikaze]

In the name of sanity, I am going to say we either move back onto something resembling topic and NOT human centipede, or I start busting heads.

 

[Cthulhu]

I had to edit the poll for completeness. the correct answer is the fourth.

 

[Makoeyes987]

Awwww fine. I'll be good.

So how about that canon pairing in FFVII?

My solution is still superior.

EDIT: Oh look, its Yop's turn to fuck around!

 

[Max Caulfield]

Awwww fine. I'll be good.

So how about that canon pairing in FFVII?

My solution is still superior.

You've lost speaking rights for eternity on this thread, Mako.

 

[crack]

What. No Zack in this poll? Blasphemy.

 

[Super Mario]

It's actually quite on topic.

With my method, everyone gets what they want. Cloud gets to be between both women, and both women get to be bonded with Cloud in the closest possible way.

Also, Tifa won't ever have to worry about hearing Cloud bemoan or whine about his guilt ever again.

BUT THIS IS HUMAN LIVES AT STAKE! IT'S A JOKE HERR DOKTOR! DO NOT TAKE IT LITERALLY!! ; ____ ;

 

[Alex]

Sephiroth > Cloud > Tifa > Aeris

 

[Dashell]

So... Aerith could bring Zack back at any time in the lifestream and she didn't... why not?... anyone?...

 

[Makoeyes987]

So... Aerith could bring Zack back at any time in the lifestream and she didn't... why not?... anyone?...

Where the fuck do you get these questions?

Have you been talking to Alex again?

Who says she didn't. Since when does time even matter in the afterlife? Time is irrelevant and immemorial.

 

[Son Goku]

@on topic

I ignore everything besides what happened in the Honey Bee inn!
Which means: CloudxMukki (Clukki).

@off topic
Cthulhu
31 may 2010, 16:47
Gets back to sleep.

Now, that`s what I call hilarious!

 

[Son Goku]

@Quexinos

She would have had no chance against Sephiroth, even with her "godlike" Cetra powers. Calling a "mere spirit" like Zack`s by her side would be more than irresponsible. Having him by her side in this case, would be a stupid and also a "bad" thing to do. This is rather the opposite to the other case.
It`s not the same like when she was living and the Team actually had a chance beating Sephiroth.

 

[Dashell]

Have you been talking to Alex again?

Yeah but he doesn't talk to me on AIM anymore since I was like "Hey Alex remember when you said koibito didn't mean lover?" and stuff... I guess that wasn't very nice

Who says she didn't. Since when does time even matter in the afterlife? Time is irrelevant and immemorial.

The only thing irrelevant is that answer. If she's so in love with Zack and he's so important, you'd think she'd have called upon him sooner to help her. But she didn't, she waited and wanted to do things herself.

She would have had no chance against Sephiroth, even with her "godlike" Cetra powers. Calling a "mere spirit" like Zack`s by her side would be more than irresponsible. Having him by her side in this case, would be a stupid and also a "bad" thing to do. This is rather the opposite to the other case.
It`s not the same like when she was living and the Team actually had a chance beating Sephiroth.

Zack probably could have held Seph at bay for a little while.

and the point still stands, why did she try to do everything herself? Why was it so important to her that Cloud saw her the way he remembered her?

 

[null]

and the point still stands, why did she try to do everything herself?

Well we already established that she's not dumb. So it must be an ego thing.

 

[Makoeyes987]

The only thing irrelevant is that answer. If she's so in love with Zack and he's so important, you'd think she'd have called upon him sooner to help her. But she didn't, she waited and wanted to do things herself.

HOW CAN YOU QUANTIFY TIME IN A REALM OF DEATH? Where's the watch that denotes how long Aerith was not around Zack in the lifestream? How long did she wait?

Zack probably could have held Seph at bay for a little while.

and the point still stands, why did she try to do everything herself?

How? Explain yourself before you make ridiculous assertions.

Because we've already established how the Cetra are spiritually able to act through the lifestream, so now give me how a human spirit is capable of doing the same and having combat with Sephiroth.