I knew I'd forgot one. Also yes please under the red hood is the best ever. Justice league dark or whatever it's called is great too. Wait let me google it. Yeah Justice League Dark.
Reminder to keep nom, nom, nomming. I reckon we're gonna vote this coming Saturday.
Also, lol, so
I took soooo many screenshots of last movie night’s chats cuz there were so many gold nuggets and you lot had me laughing out LOUD HAHAHA. Since it’s been a little while, I’ve forgotten the context of a lot of these actually LOL but I thought I’d transcribe the screenshots I gathered and put them in one spot anyway.
Though they’re out of context, they’re in chronological order (EST).
-a la watching sunshine-
19:02 CrashOuch
im too scared to be turned on
19:24 Roger
“Sorry, I kicked that superhard on accident.”
19:34 Roger
I hated your right arm the most
-a la watching the martian-
21:59 Mr. Ite
SEAN BEAN
Ghost X
he’s gonna rescue him, and die
Mr. Ite
Is he going to betray himself and then die?
CrashOuch
how can he possibly die in an office job?
ForceStealer
how the hell is he gonna die at NASA headquarters?
Ghost X
John Hurt, Bela Lugosi, and Vincent Price have all died in more films than Sean Bean
Mr. Ite
They’ve also died more than Sean Bean in real life.
22:02 CrashOuch
OMG DR STRANGES BUDDY WAS TREY WHO KILLED HIMSELF?!?!?!
Interslice
spoilers
CrashOuch
NOOOO
CrashOuch
I mean politically killed himself
22:09 CrashOuch
In the background you just see Sean Bean trip and impale himself on a stapler.
22:12 Mr. Ite
Sean Bean gets electrocuted trying to contact the crew.
Joe
Chokes on his juice box
CrashOuch
didn’t realise he’s allergic to peanuts while he’s having his lunch
Mr. Ite
THE SCREAM KILLED IS RIGHT BEHIND HIM
KILLER
CrashOuch
LOL
22:19 sab
bruh tape fixes everything
22:22 Mr. Ite
One of the bolts is on its way to Earth… it has a date with Sean Bean’s head.
Mr. Ite
NOW CRY
22:24
Roger
“We need human bodies for our new vertiliser. Sean Bean, clear your schedule.”
22:27 Mr. Ite
Dude keep your helmet on
Fancy
right??
Mr. Ite
Jesus
Ghost X
lots of faith
Fancy
just in fucking case
Ghost X
faithing hard
Fancy
Did u see that cross dooooooooe
Mr. Ite
Like opening an umbrella against a dragon’s breath. I don’t care if Mary bloody Poppins gave you that umbrella.
Joe
‘the tape won’t fail me. the tape has never failed me’
22:29 CrashOuch
he cant die from lack of air if he tapes over his mouth
Joe
man tape is man’s best friend
CrashOuch
love me some man tape
Joe
missed a comma
Fancy
This film is actually a giant advert for tape.
CrashOuch
MAN TAPE BEST TAPE
Joe
but fuck it yea. man-tape
Mr. Ite
What about Mars Man Tape?
22:32 CrashOuch
Yeah risk blowing up 8 new astronauts to save one fella nbd
Fancy
TOTALLY read that as “risk blowing 8 new astronauts’ and my immediate reaction was ‘crash, this isn’t the time.’
Mr. Ite
That ain’t no risk. It’s guaranteed to be outta this world!
CrashOuch
IT IS ALWAYS THE TIME FANCY
Mr. Ite
You’ll be over the moon! With his rocket in your airlock!
ForceStealer
this rocket isn’t going to explode, is it?
CrashOuch
ofc it is
I mean no
Carlie
It will on Sean Bean
Mr. Ite
Sean Bean is going to be Shera, checking Oxygen Tank 8
But they will take off
22:35 ForceStealer
lol
Do they not realize how INTO this story the public would be?
NASA would have the highest budget ever
Fancy
true bruh
CrashOuch
YEAH
Fancy
everyone would want to bring him home
Joe
yeah they should make a film about this
CrashOuch
I’d be donating all the time cos rip potatoes!
Mr. Ite
GoFundMe for “Bring Mark Home” made its goal of $20 million dollars. $3 million of which was donated by the Funky Bunch, who mistook the astronaut for someone else.
22:47 Interslice
Sean Bean just killed his career
CrashOuch
HA INTER
Mr. Ite
CAREER DEATH
Fancy
that counts!
Roger
“You have politically killed yourself, Sean Bean!”
CrashOuch
LOL
Mr. Ite
And there was a betrayal!
It fulfills the Sean Bean destiny
CrashOuch
e v e r y t i m e
22:55 CrashOuch
this is me when I go into space and immediately go mad
ForceStealer
that would have been a shitty time to die after all that
Joe
I’d be calling myself a space pirate the night before the launch
CrashOuch
DONT FORGET THAT
Interslice
dont care, I’m still free, you can’t take the sky from me
Mr. Ite
BRING TAPE
23:02 sab
ok, i seriously, honestly thought this movie was about a martian fucking matt damon up
CrashOuch
I think you mean ‘fuckin matt damon’
sab
i’m guessing thats not the case
CrashOuch
Thats why Im watching this
Joe
I thought this film was about tape and I must say
surpassing all my expectations.
23:05 sab
god how long is this movie
Carlie
48 hours
CrashOuch
8 hours
Mr. Ite
I have literally used this movie as a recipe to grow my own shit potatoes and they will sprout before the credits roll.
23:06 Joe How awkward would it be if they went to the wrong planet.
I watched Batman Ninja a while ago, it's batshit. Geddit. BAT-shit. I'll see myself out . Anyway that's my om nom nom nomination.
Oh, how about an animated shorts special? There's a load of indie animated shorts all over the internets, you could probably fit a dozen in an hour and a half block.
There's also the Blender Foundation animations, IIRC there's a bunch of them, all published with a Creative Commons license.
Beauty and the Beast aka the best Disney film. The first animated film to be nominated for Best Picture — when it lost, they created the Best Animated Feature category.
Reminder that we’re closing nominations this week. Here’s a review of what we’ve nommed so far. I wanna try to do this more often with movie nights cause so often folks forget films to nominate and I think seeing the list in its entirety will help jog the brain.