The Official TLS Movie Night Thread

[fancy]

WHOOOOOHOOOO MOVIE NIGHT IS OVER

DON'T BELIEVE CARLIE'S LIES LMFAO

ANYWAY

Anyone have any highlights they'd like to share?!

Also! Go ahead and vote for February's theme.

 

[CrashOuch]

My highlight was when the martian came out and fucked Matt Damon. BEST. PART.

 

[Joe]

Tape

 

[solo player sab]

My highlight was when the martian came out and fucked Matt Damon. BEST. PART.

^

 

[Carlie]

Remember how happy @solo player sab was when she finally saw the Martian show up in the credits? Best part of the night.

 

[Ite]

Thank you Fancy for hosting! That was very fun. I took the piss but Martian was pretty good mate.

 

[Ite]

Double post BUT since it’ll be the night before the Oscars maybe it should be a bunch of nominated movies?

 

[Ghost X]

Well, the Martian was enjoyable. As was plant snorting, solar zombies, and whatever other meme material sprouted.

 

[Roger]

My highlight would be how jokey and active the chat got by the time of Sunshine and the Martian.

 

[CrashOuch]

I was just telling my brother about the sun zombie and how the camera just couldn't ever get a good shot of him for some reason and then how other people just kept dressing Cillian while he quietly pouted

 

[solo player sab]

FOR THE RECORD







I’m not the only one who thought the movie was about aliens ok

 

[fancy]

Spoiler: Y'ALL THEME FOR FEBRUARY IS

ANIMATED FILMS

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I'mma give y'all a moment to come up with some titles....

 

[Roger]

Summer Wars

 

[Carlie]

Wall-E - I'll keep nominating it until we see it.

Titan A.E. - Proto Firefly in a way, Joss Whedon was one of the writers and took a number of ideas from this movie to make the show. Also quite famously screwed over by Fox like Disney did with Treasure Planet, how dueling movies can go horribly wrong.

The Iron Giant - One of the best animated movies ever that almost no one saw when it originally came out, thanks a lot Warner Bros.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Cheating a bit since is a mix of actual humans and cartoon characters but is amazing and the special effects still hold up 30 years later.

I went with movies that maybe people haven't seen instead of the renaissance 90's era that most of us have.

 

[Ghost X]

- Loving Vincent (2017) <-- if nominated, plz put it on at a time I can see it
- Up (2009)
- Persepolis (2007)

...EDIT:

- Fantastic Planet (1973)

Interval suggestions:
- The Don Hertzfelt Trilogy: Everything Will be Okay (2006) / I'm so Proud of you (2008) / It's Such a Beautiful Day (2012)

 

[CrashOuch]

Lilo and Stitch, Treasure Planet, Howl's Moving Castle, Advent Children Complete

 

[Ite]

Batman: Under the Red Hood (or Mask of the Phantasm, imo the best Batman products ever)

Space Pirate Captain Harlock (I’ve only seen the first 20 mins but it is HILARIOUS)

Bashti’s Lord of the Rings (never seen it, hear it’s great)

The Last Unicorn (is both great and bad, I love this movie but it is sometimes laughable)

Waking Life (pretty good movie homies)

 

[Joe]

Emperor's New Groove: because it's Emperor's New Groove

 

[CrashOuch]

I knew I'd forgot one. Also yes please under the red hood is the best ever. Justice league dark or whatever it's called is great too. Wait let me google it. Yeah Justice League Dark.

 

[Tennyo]

I'm loving all the love for Treasure Planet I thought no one else liked that movie. <3

Also Ite YAY on The Last Unicorn please let's watch that. <3

 

[fancy]

YO!!

Reminder to keep nom, nom, nomming. I reckon we're gonna vote this coming Saturday.

Also, lol, so
I took soooo many screenshots of last movie night’s chats cuz there were so many gold nuggets and you lot had me laughing out LOUD HAHAHA. Since it’s been a little while, I’ve forgotten the context of a lot of these actually LOL but I thought I’d transcribe the screenshots I gathered and put them in one spot anyway.


Though they’re out of context, they’re in chronological order (EST).

Spoiler: Movie Nights Chats — Out of Context (kinda)

-a la watching sunshine-


19:02
CrashOuch
im too scared to be turned on


19:24
Roger
“Sorry, I kicked that superhard on accident.”


19:34
Roger
I hated your right arm the most


-a la watching the martian-


21:59
Mr. Ite
SEAN BEAN

Ghost X
he’s gonna rescue him, and die

Mr. Ite
Is he going to betray himself and then die?

CrashOuch
how can he possibly die in an office job?

ForceStealer
how the hell is he gonna die at NASA headquarters?

Ghost X
John Hurt, Bela Lugosi, and Vincent Price have all died in more films than Sean Bean

Mr. Ite
They’ve also died more than Sean Bean in real life.

Spoiler: Sunshine Spoiler!

22:02
CrashOuch
OMG DR STRANGES BUDDY WAS TREY WHO KILLED HIMSELF?!?!?!

Interslice
spoilers

CrashOuch
NOOOO

CrashOuch
I mean politically killed himself

22:09
CrashOuch
In the background you just see Sean Bean trip and impale himself on a stapler.


22:12
Mr. Ite
Sean Bean gets electrocuted trying to contact the crew.

Joe
Chokes on his juice box

CrashOuch
didn’t realise he’s allergic to peanuts while he’s having his lunch

Mr. Ite
THE SCREAM KILLED IS RIGHT BEHIND HIM
KILLER

CrashOuch
LOL


22:19
sab
bruh tape fixes everything


22:22
Mr. Ite
One of the bolts is on its way to Earth… it has a date with Sean Bean’s head.

Mr. Ite
NOW CRY


22:24
Roger
“We need human bodies for our new vertiliser. Sean Bean, clear your schedule.”


22:27
Mr. Ite
Dude keep your helmet on

Fancy
right??

Mr. Ite
Jesus

Ghost X
lots of faith

Fancy
just in fucking case

Ghost X
faithing hard

Fancy
Did u see that cross dooooooooe

Mr. Ite
Like opening an umbrella against a dragon’s breath. I don’t care if Mary bloody Poppins gave you that umbrella.

Joe
‘the tape won’t fail me. the tape has never failed me’


22:29
CrashOuch
he cant die from lack of air if he tapes over his mouth

Joe
man tape is man’s best friend

CrashOuch
love me some man tape

Joe
missed a comma

Fancy
This film is actually a giant advert for tape.

CrashOuch
MAN TAPE BEST TAPE

Joe
but fuck it yea. man-tape

Mr. Ite
What about Mars Man Tape?


22:32
CrashOuch
Yeah risk blowing up 8 new astronauts to save one fella nbd

Fancy
TOTALLY read that as “risk blowing 8 new astronauts’ and my immediate reaction was ‘crash, this isn’t the time.’

Mr. Ite
That ain’t no risk. It’s guaranteed to be outta this world!

CrashOuch
IT IS ALWAYS THE TIME FANCY

Mr. Ite
You’ll be over the moon! With his rocket in your airlock!

ForceStealer
this rocket isn’t going to explode, is it?

CrashOuch
ofc it is
I mean no

Carlie
It will on Sean Bean

Mr. Ite
Sean Bean is going to be Shera, checking Oxygen Tank 8
But they will take off


22:35
ForceStealer
lol
Do they not realize how INTO this story the public would be?
NASA would have the highest budget ever

Fancy
true bruh

CrashOuch
YEAH

Fancy
everyone would want to bring him home

Joe
yeah they should make a film about this

CrashOuch
I’d be donating all the time cos rip potatoes!

Mr. Ite
GoFundMe for “Bring Mark Home” made its goal of $20 million dollars. $3 million of which was donated by the Funky Bunch, who mistook the astronaut for someone else.


22:47
Interslice
Sean Bean just killed his career

CrashOuch
HA INTER

Mr. Ite
CAREER DEATH

Fancy
that counts!

Roger
“You have politically killed yourself, Sean Bean!”

CrashOuch
LOL

Mr. Ite
And there was a betrayal!
It fulfills the Sean Bean destiny

CrashOuch
e v e r y t i m e


22:55
CrashOuch
this is me when I go into space and immediately go mad

ForceStealer
that would have been a shitty time to die after all that

Joe
I’d be calling myself a space pirate the night before the launch

CrashOuch
DONT FORGET THAT

Interslice
dont care, I’m still free, you can’t take the sky from me

Mr. Ite
BRING TAPE


23:02
sab
ok, i seriously, honestly thought this movie was about a martian fucking matt damon up

CrashOuch
I think you mean ‘fuckin matt damon’

sab
i’m guessing thats not the case

CrashOuch
Thats why Im watching this

Joe
I thought this film was about tape and I must say
surpassing all my expectations.


23:05
sab
god how long is this movie

Carlie
48 hours

CrashOuch
8 hours

Mr. Ite
I have literally used this movie as a recipe to grow my own shit potatoes and they will sprout before the credits roll.


23:06
Joe
How awkward would it be if they went to the wrong planet.

 

[CrashOuch]

THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF ALL THAT AND MAKING ME HOOT WITH LAUGHTER!!! ?

Also I'm not done nomming fear not I'll go through everything tomorrow afternoon when I'm home from work and throw some shit up here ❤

 

[Cthulhu]

I watched Batman Ninja a while ago, it's batshit. Geddit. BAT-shit. I'll see myself out . Anyway that's my om nom nom nomination.

Oh, how about an animated shorts special? There's a load of indie animated shorts all over the internets, you could probably fit a dozen in an hour and a half block.

There's also the Blender Foundation animations, IIRC there's a bunch of them, all published with a Creative Commons license.

 

[solo player sab]

BATMAN NINJA IS THE SHIIIIIITTTTT!!!!

Also, Space Jam suckaz

 

[Ite]

Beauty and the Beast aka the best Disney film. The first animated film to be nominated for Best Picture — when it lost, they created the Best Animated Feature category.