The Official TLS Movie Night Thread

Ite

Save your valediction (she/her)
AKA
Ite
Batman: Under the Red Hood (or Mask of the Phantasm, imo the best Batman products ever)

Space Pirate Captain Harlock (I’ve only seen the first 20 mins but it is HILARIOUS)

Bashti’s Lord of the Rings (never seen it, hear it’s great)

The Last Unicorn (is both great and bad, I love this movie but it is sometimes laughable)

Waking Life (pretty good movie homies)
 

CrashOuch

she/her
AKA
Sara
I knew I'd forgot one. Also yes please under the red hood is the best ever. Justice league dark or whatever it's called is great too. Wait let me google it. Yeah Justice League Dark.
 

fancy

pants
AKA
Fancy
YO!!

Reminder to keep nom, nom, nomming. I reckon we're gonna vote this coming Saturday.

Also, lol, so
I took soooo many screenshots of last movie night’s chats cuz there were so many gold nuggets and you lot had me laughing out LOUD HAHAHA. Since it’s been a little while, I’ve forgotten the context of a lot of these actually LOL but I thought I’d transcribe the screenshots I gathered and put them in one spot anyway. :monster:


Though they’re out of context, they’re in chronological order (EST). :megusta:


-a la watching sunshine-


19:02
CrashOuch
im too scared to be turned on :sob:



19:24
Roger
“Sorry, I kicked that superhard on accident.”



19:34
Roger
I hated your right arm the most



-a la watching the martian-


21:59
Mr. Ite
SEAN BEAN


Ghost X
he’s gonna rescue him, and die :tongueout:


Mr. Ite
Is he going to betray himself and then die?


CrashOuch
how can he possibly die in an office job?


ForceStealer
how the hell is he gonna die at NASA headquarters?


Ghost X
John Hurt, Bela Lugosi, and Vincent Price have all died in more films than Sean Bean :tongueout:


Mr. Ite
They’ve also died more than Sean Bean in real life.


22:02
CrashOuch
OMG DR STRANGES BUDDY WAS TREY WHO KILLED HIMSELF?!?!?!


Interslice
spoilers :openmouth:


CrashOuch
NOOOO


CrashOuch
I mean politically killed himself



22:09
CrashOuch
In the background you just see Sean Bean trip and impale himself on a stapler.



22:12
Mr. Ite
Sean Bean gets electrocuted trying to contact the crew.


Joe
Chokes on his juice box


CrashOuch
didn’t realise he’s allergic to peanuts while he’s having his lunch


Mr. Ite
THE SCREAM KILLED IS RIGHT BEHIND HIM
KILLER


CrashOuch
LOL



22:19
sab
bruh tape fixes everything



22:22
Mr. Ite
One of the bolts is on its way to Earth… it has a date with Sean Bean’s head.


Mr. Ite
NOW CRY



22:24
Roger
“We need human bodies for our new vertiliser. Sean Bean, clear your schedule.”



22:27
Mr. Ite
Dude keep your helmet on


Fancy
right??


Mr. Ite
Jesus


Ghost X
lots of faith :tongueout:


Fancy
just in fucking case


Ghost X
faithing hard


Fancy
Did u see that cross dooooooooe


Mr. Ite
Like opening an umbrella against a dragon’s breath. I don’t care if Mary bloody Poppins gave you that umbrella.


Joe
‘the tape won’t fail me. the tape has never failed me’



22:29
CrashOuch
he cant die from lack of air if he tapes over his mouth


Joe
man tape is man’s best friend


CrashOuch
love me some man tape


Joe
missed a comma


Fancy
This film is actually a giant advert for tape.


CrashOuch
MAN TAPE BEST TAPE


Joe
but fuck it yea. man-tape


Mr. Ite
What about Mars Man Tape?



22:32
CrashOuch
Yeah risk blowing up 8 new astronauts to save one fella nbd


Fancy
TOTALLY read that as “risk blowing 8 new astronauts’ and my immediate reaction was ‘crash, this isn’t the time.’


Mr. Ite
That ain’t no risk. It’s guaranteed to be outta this world!


CrashOuch
IT IS ALWAYS THE TIME FANCY


Mr. Ite
You’ll be over the moon! With his rocket in your airlock!


ForceStealer
this rocket isn’t going to explode, is it?


CrashOuch
ofc it is
I mean no


Carlie
It will on Sean Bean


Mr. Ite
Sean Bean is going to be Shera, checking Oxygen Tank 8
But they will take off



22:35
ForceStealer
lol
Do they not realize how INTO this story the public would be?
NASA would have the highest budget ever


Fancy
true bruh


CrashOuch
YEAH


Fancy
everyone would want to bring him home


Joe
yeah they should make a film about this


CrashOuch
I’d be donating all the time cos rip potatoes!


Mr. Ite
GoFundMe for “Bring Mark Home” made its goal of $20 million dollars. $3 million of which was donated by the Funky Bunch, who mistook the astronaut for someone else.



22:47
Interslice
Sean Bean just killed his career


CrashOuch
HA INTER


Mr. Ite
CAREER DEATH


Fancy
that counts!


Roger
“You have politically killed yourself, Sean Bean!”


CrashOuch
LOL


Mr. Ite
And there was a betrayal!
It fulfills the Sean Bean destiny


CrashOuch
e v e r y t i m e



22:55
CrashOuch
this is me when I go into space and immediately go mad


ForceStealer
that would have been a shitty time to die after all that


Joe
I’d be calling myself a space pirate the night before the launch


CrashOuch
DONT FORGET THAT


Interslice
dont care, I’m still free, you can’t take the sky from me


Mr. Ite
BRING TAPE



23:02
sab
ok, i seriously, honestly thought this movie was about a martian fucking matt damon up


CrashOuch
I think you mean ‘fuckin matt damon’


sab
i’m guessing thats not the case


CrashOuch
Thats why Im watching this


Joe
I thought this film was about tape and I must say
surpassing all my expectations.



23:05
sab
god how long is this movie


Carlie
48 hours


CrashOuch
8 hours


Mr. Ite
I have literally used this movie as a recipe to grow my own shit potatoes and they will sprout before the credits roll.



23:06
Joe
How awkward would it be if they went to the wrong planet.
 
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Cthulhu

Administrator
AKA
Yop
I watched Batman Ninja a while ago, it's batshit. Geddit. BAT-shit. I'll see myself out :monster:. Anyway that's my om nom nom nomination.

Oh, how about an animated shorts special? There's a load of indie animated shorts all over the internets, you could probably fit a dozen in an hour and a half block.

There's also the Blender Foundation animations, IIRC there's a bunch of them, all published with a Creative Commons license.
 

fancy

pants
AKA
Fancy
Reminder that we’re closing nominations this week. Here’s a review of what we’ve nommed so far. I wanna try to do this more often with movie nights cause so often folks forget films to nominate and I think seeing the list in its entirety will help jog the brain.

  • Advent Children Complete
  • Bakshi’s Lord of the Rings
  • Batman Ninja
  • Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
  • Batman: Under the Red Hood
  • Beauty and the Beast
  • Bible Black
  • Bondage Queen Kate
  • Coco
  • Coraline
  • Cowboy Bebop: The Movie
  • Emperor’s New Groove
  • Everything Will Be Okay (Don Hertzfelt Trilogy)
  • Fantastic Planet
  • Grave of the Fireflies
  • Goofy Movie
  • Hour and a Half Dedicated to Shorts
  • Howl’s Moving Castle
  • It’s Such a Beautiful Day (Don Hertzfelt Trilogy)
  • I’m So Proud of You (Don Hertzfelt Trilogy)
  • Justice League Dark
  • Kiki’s Delivery Service
  • Kubo and the Two Strings
  • Lilo and Stich
  • Loving Vincent
  • Millenium Actress
  • Mulan
  • Persepolis
  • Rei Rei
  • Space Jam
  • Space Pirate Captain Harlock
  • Spirited Away
  • Summer Wars
  • Tangled
  • The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
  • The Hunchback of Notre Dame
  • The Iron Giant
  • The Last Unicorn
  • The Wind Rises
  • Titan A.E.
  • Treasure Planet
  • Up
  • Viper GTS
  • Waking Life
  • Wall-E
  • Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Thanks!
 
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