Things that piss you off

[Bex]

Alex keeps farting.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Fuck you, insomnia. I have family members whom I rarely see visiting this Tuesday. Now is really not the time to be bothering me.

 

[Bex]

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/natural-harvest—-a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/5198959
wat

 

[Alex]

I am currently pissed off that my boyfriend is fucking shit at Portal 2 to the point where I actually think he has some sort of mental problem. It's like he doesnt observe the environment properly....and then spends hours trying out some hairbrained solution, missing out that obvious switch/cube/platform that would make his solution workable. To top all that he wont let me help him.

Yeah! How dare he attempt to actually try enjoying and experimenting with a game that rewards experimentation and ingenuity. What a fucking moron. Its not like every room has more than one solution or anything.

But never mind that, have you received that promotion to the fun police yet?

I'm not sure I could be any more sarcastic if I tried any harder.

 

[Super Mario]

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/natural-harvest—-a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/5198959
wat

What is this madness?

 

[Joker]

Omg double posting sorry. But my friend just informed me that her sister's pet died, and my friend's boyfriend responded with "Well that's Karma". Even if you don't like the person, that's just not something that you say. =/ I mean, I really can't stand him because he's fucking egotistical and rude, but if family member or pet died I wouldn't say "That's Karma" especially in front of someone I really care about.

Neil is a dick.

That is all.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

I am currently pissed off that my boyfriend is fucking shit at Portal 2 to the point where I actually think he has some sort of mental problem. It's like he doesnt observe the environment properly....and then spends hours trying out some hairbrained solution, missing out that obvious switch/cube/platform that would make his solution workable. To top all that he wont let me help him.

See this would be fun if he were actually enjoying it, but when i played Coop with SO he was like flipping shit over this one puzzle and getting all mad cause I wouldn't follow his exact solution and it took me calmly telling him that the solution wasn't making a huge cage for yourself, it was making a blockade for the turrets and then portalling to the other side.

It's really hard to enjoy a game when the person you're playing with is busy flipping out.

 

[Mantichorus]

Also...guess who's just been the victim of identity theft?

...FAKE THOMAS JEFFERSON?!

Seriously though, I hope you can get this sorted out quickly. =/

OT: mum's boyfriend had too much to drink again last night and went off on one. What had happened that was so deserving of him screaming at my mum on and off from 5pm until he fell unconscious at 9pm?

He wanted to sell something on eBay, and my mum said she'd put it up the next day as she wasn't feeling well. He wanted to sell it on eBay NOW.

The cricket bat I dug out the last time they went away was on standby. Went unused.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Sitting down to eat, and then realising... I'm not fucking hungry.

It's probably not a good thing to eat the biggest meal of the day right after I get up. Filed for future knowledge.

 

[Winter]

there's this girl
she's kind of like my ex? god when we were messing around she had a fucking girlfriend who am i kidding
but she kept swearing she'd break up with her because her girlfriend was an abusive fuck and she was trying to turn her life around i mean shit she was in school, she was doing so well

and then i finally got fed up with her shit and met my girlfirend and just we stopped talking i guess. she finally broke it off with her girlfriend and
went back to doing drugs and dropped out of school

she never talks to me i guess things are awkward or because she knows i'm fucking disappointed because i always told her she had so much potential or maybe because nothing ever came of our relationship

i don't fucking know but i got a text from her a few days ago and she seemed to be okay with me i guess

then today she texts and she asks if she can park her truck (i don't honestly even know whose truck this is) in our driveway and i was like sigh
sure why not

because fuck she's not asking that much and i was hoping i could at least fucking see her again because it's been like 4 months and the last time i saw her she was being a fucking bitch because when you do coke you're a god damn asshole for no reason

anyways so she comes by with the car and ha ha ha she doesn't even come into say hi nothing just leaves it there. and of course my fucking roommate who bitches about everything is bitching up a goddamn storm "oh my god i bet there are drugs in there blah blah i could go to jail!!!" lori shut the fuck UP this doesn't even concern you this isn't even your goddamn property uhghghgsdjfk

all of this just makes me feel so shitty, it really does. and then my girlfriend is being all sensitive and asshurt about everything and i just can't even deal with it i am so sick of trying to cope with both of our issues i'm doing my fucking best here christina i'm sorry if that's not fucking enough

and to top it all off i feel like i annoy everyone. like that's probably why abbie didn't even come in to say hi to me and why i'm on aim and msn and nobody is speaking to me because i'm annoying and fuck i just feel so horrible

i'm hungover and my anxiety is killing me and even my fucking klonopin isn't working. i'm off today and it's been the shittiest fucking day. i was considering making some coffee and taking a shower and being responsible but i might just fucking crawl back in bed.

 

[Ⓐaron]

and to top it all off i feel like i annoy everyone.

Trust me, you don't annoy any of us. Sorry you have all that shit to deal with :/

 

[Tifaeria]

Oh geez...I think I'm starting to become a fan of Monster High...

This is so stupid to worry about but after looking at a little girl showing off her doll to me at work and now see this wank happen, I am now extremely curious about these dolls. Dammit, I can't afford to lose money over something so wasteful, BUT IT LOOK SO CUTE TO ME~!! I clearly fail at life for my weak willpower. >_<

 

[Cookie Monster]

Having the flu, ugh.

 

[Ⓐaron]

I now no longer have a single pair of headphones that plays in both channels. In every single case it is the direct fault of shoddy headphone jack design. What the fuck is wrong with people that they can't design one that won't get damaged easily?

I'll probably look into how to fix this later but for the time being it's really pissing me off

 

[Dana Scully]

sunburn, and lots of it

>:

 

[Max Payne]

I am tired of trying to connect with people. Fuck it.

 

[Dashell]

Okay so... today I was told I owe work $40 because I assigned a run to the "till" (I didn't know I could do that) instead of to myself...

uhm

if I assigned it to the till (let's just say I did even though I don't know HOW to do this) how would they know the run belonged to me? I was told the run still had my name on it... but how can that be if I didn't assign it to myself? ... so work thinks I owe them $40 from last night... I went home on "break" to double check how much I made last night in tips.

$40...

So... uh... how the fuck do I owe them $40 when I MADE $40... this is so fucked up. I mean... this just makes no god damn sense.

 

[looneymoon]

I think I fucked up really bad. Really, really, really bad.

I feel like I can't do anything right and I just want to curl into a ball and just cry because I am so pathetic and I ruin everything.

sigh.

 

[Ⓐaron]

I feel like I can't do anything right and I just want to curl into a ball and just cry because I am so pathetic and I ruin everything.

clearly not true

 

[Cookie Monster]

MSN and it's frequent bowel movements.

 

[Max Payne]

why is brooke the only one I can hold a conversation with

the bunch of you are small time

 

[Ⓐaron]

I don't really talk much on messenger. Probably because I get easily distracted from conversations.

 

[Max Payne]

 

[CK]

The quest i'm doing on dofus. It pretty much consists of running between two points 4 times. Makes it worse when i'm running 4 characters through the quest at the same time.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

why is brooke the only one I can hold a conversation with

the bunch of you are small time

That's because your mic doesn't work, you fag!