TLS Awards '10

[Dana Scully]

Should have an award for best haiku, imo. And then give it to hito.

 

[Super Mario]

Sounds exciting.

 

[Joker]

makes me think of thinking dicks

Genuine query: is there something I can do for you this day?

 

[Madame Mayor]

best crazy cat lady

I would give you some competition on that one.

 

[Max Payne]

yeaaaaaaaaaah.

 

[Joker]

Where the hell is Worst Member?

Lots of competition for that one this year.

Edit: And "Dumbest Question Asked" and "Best Quote" (or was it Worst Quote?)

 

[Ryushikaze]

The Penis category has been altered to give a better name that better reflects its highly active counterpart to bounciest boobies.

Aki, that's the Pondering Pen0r.

Then there's the perceptive pen0r. Always standing tall, eye scanning the horizon, ready to strike into well guarded foxholes at any moment.

 

[Max Caulfield]

You people never fail to disturb the hell out of me.

 

[Joker]

Ryu never fails to disturb the hell out of me.

fix'd

 

[Max Caulfield]

Actually, that is probably more accurate.

 

[Sheva Alomar]

Just when you thought Ryu couldn't say anything more pedo-y.

 

[Ryushikaze]

I don't mind being called a pervert, but being called a fucking pedophile is where I draw the line.

DON'T.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

....pedo

 

[ForceStealer]

The Penis category has been altered to give a better name that better reflects its highly active counterpart to bounciest boobies.

Aki, that's the Pondering Pen0r.

Then there's the perceptive pen0r. Always standing tall, eye scanning the horizon, ready to strike into well guarded foxholes at any moment.

Howabout the parsimonious pen0r? Providing only the minimum amount of sperm to get the job done.

Or the perpetually pontificating pen0r, for the one that won't shut up.

 

[Joker]

Or the perpetually pontificating pen0r, for the one that won't shut up.

Why would there be an award for just your penis?

 

[Tifabelle]

A dick measuring contest. For reals?

This is my high school math class all over again.

 

[ForceStealer]

As for Worst Member, you can go ahead and send me nominations and if I get enough I'll throw it on. I just feel like it's not that different from most annoying.

 

[Joker]

There's a difference between annoying (User name) and worst member (DanielReturns).

 

[Super Mario]

A dick measuring contest. For reals?

This is my high school math class all over again.

You have got. to be kidding me.

 

[Ryushikaze]

....pedo

Cunt.

Howabout the parsimonious pen0r? Providing only the minimum amount of sperm to get the job done.

Or the Prodigious penis, which gets the job done the most.

Or the perpetually pontificating pen0r, for the one that won't shut up.

If it's dicks that never stop talking, the the entire board gets gold.

A dick measuring contest. For reals?

Of course not for reals.
I mean we'd need to call in the committee for a PROPER dick measuring contest.

This is my high school math class all over again.

You had an interesting math class.

 

[Tifabelle]

You have got. to be kidding me.

Teenage boys...rulers...it should not be surprising what went down.

I mean we'd need to call in the committee for a PROPER dick measuring contest.

So, metophorical dicks, then?

You had an interesting math class.

Mmhmm. Senior year + lack of teacher = shenanigans. Honors class, too. So very scientific shenanigans.

 

[Joker]

Teenage boys...it should not be surprising what went down.

Welcome to the forums!

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Cunt.

u r teh cuttin meh dep!

 

[Madame Mayor]

Teenage boys...rulers...it should not be surprising what went down.

You're lucky yours happened in highschool. For me it was grade 7. Now thinking back that must have looked really gay if someone walked in, all these guys with their pants down staring at each other...

Or is that not how they do it? Any boys want to enlighten us?

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Don't suppose you went to school with the likes of chris crocker and ice prince did you?

As for the rest of the male gender i can't say that tugging it out in front of guys is something that occurs often/if not ever.