Well anyone who'd chatted to me for more than ten minutes knows I've got the monopoly on shit talk.
I aten't ded by the way, I did look it for three days though. Grim shit.
Fangu, as I said at the time, you will be missed and I'll bring my shat top so we can do Skype shenanigans. I also didn't tell everyone because TBH I didn't feel it was my place to (didn't know if you wanted it schtum an' shit).
As for activities, we've got beer bingo (yes we're all watching Fifty Shades of Shite so we'll be proper soused), a gentle amble round Windermere, we're bound to end up in a pub at least oooh.....for several hours and I'm mulling over some other activities that don't involve group sex. Group sex is still an option.