Late little easter egg for the attendees - anyone who was paying attention to my Arabian princess story, I HAVE AN UPDATE AT LAST.
The paternity test came back positive, she's been in regular contact with both parents with the blessing of her adoptive parents who said some kawaii as fuck stuff about having had the best years with her and that she's the person she is because of them and they're proud as fuck of her. Her bio-dad is overseeing one of his projects in London here and there so he's bought a house as a base and asked her to live there so it's homely when he's staying over, so that's happening (just the cheeky seven-figure value on that little crash-pad). Her bio-mom (that sounds so clinical, apologies but I wanted to be clear on who's who) is living in France and wants to see her more frequently too.
TBH if this story was a film I'd go and see it at the cinema.