Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium,
All other countries have inferior potassium.
Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool,
Its length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 83 percent of human solid waste.
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place,
From Plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan,
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan industry best in the world,
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region,
Except of course Turkmenistan's.
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place,
From Plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!