What makes your day

[looneymoon]

Do you know how many jars I've had to open in my day?

Well, what else is there for a guy to do?

 

[Username]

Thanks for the dating advice, bro. Gee, I really needed it.

You did dude...now what are you after...are you after an omega type lass? or more of a tennyo type literate fucking bird? or are you gay...and do you want to fuck Makoeyes? the choice is yours.

 

[Max Payne]

You did dude...now what are you after...are you after an omega type lass? or more of a tennyo type literate fucking bird? or are you gay...and do you want to fuck Makoeyes? the choice is yours.

 

[Username]

I don't get it? explain or go away Dacon...

 

[Hisako]

He means you need to make more sense.

 

[Max Payne]

I don't get it? explain or go away Dacon...

 

[Tifabelle]

Well, what else is there for a guy to do?

They also kill the big spiders. And mow the lawn. And take out the trash.

 

[Max Caulfield]

Yeah, I know I'm late to the party, but...

Username, you're a fucking loser that has no idea how to connect with women. Good luck with any relationship you ever attempt to have. (You're going to need all the luck you can get with your mentality.)

Mog, you're awesome and I wish more guys were like you.

@thread: This video. I am giggling so much right now.

 

[crack]

you sleep with a cardboard cutout of david tennant and proclaimed an anime character to be your husbando.

i wouldn't be speaking missy

 

[looneymoon]

They also kill the big spiders. And mow the lawn. And take out the trash.

Spoiler

:manlycloud:

 

[Max Caulfield]

you sleep with a cardboard cutout of david tennant and proclaimed an anime character to be your husbando.

i wouldn't be speaking missy

And did I mention that I've had a crush on Spock since I was 10?

 

[crack]

that's makes you awesome though.

 

[Max Caulfield]

that's makes you awesome though.

The fact that I have no relationships with men outside of friendship and fantasizing aboutam in love with TV show characters whose actors are currently in their 70's?

WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER?

 

[Celes Chere]

That wasn't directed to you, Mog! XD But thanks for that anyway. ( edit: Reading the first line it sounds sarcastic, but I really mean it, thanks for sharing that. It was nice to read!) I thought you posted just fine and then username just pops in and goes

"LOL Y U NO FUCK HER"

that was the impression I was given from him not you. XD

 

[Madame Mayor]

Alright, I know this may not be PC, but...white girls with a nice booty. It doesn't have to be big. But white girls with a nice, shapely booty is like a goddamn Christmas miracle.

also obligatory

 

[Mantichorus]

Apparently, the ska/pop group Madness have been doing some gigs around the UK. Due to the bad weather, they've had to cancel a few gigs. So, they've posted a couple live tracks for download on their Facebook page.

 

[Bex]

I just wrote a kick-ass letter to my MP telling him to vote against the rise in tuiton fees.

FUCK YEAH ACTIVISM

 

[Cloudskye]

Finally getting the admin spot I deserve on a wiki. It's about freaking time!

Also, snow!

 

[Super Mario]

You did dude...now what are you after...are you after an omega type lass? or more of a tennyo type literate fucking bird? or are you gay...and do you want to fuck Makoeyes? the choice is yours.

This is what who fuck?

 

[Super Mario]

Hey, I didn't mean it like that.

I'm just upfront about the beauty of the human form. I could also write soliloquies about the beauty of the way a female can be comforting to a guy (friend or otherwise) in his time of need, powerful and capable when the chips are down, and intelligent and utterly and magnificently creative in every avenue.

I was raised by women. I know the power and capabilities of a good lady better than most dudes. But like I said, humans are also physically beautiful creatures, and I'm going to be up front about that when it applies. Ignoring sexual appeal (and I'm not necessarily applying this in a sexual way) in favor of something else is just as bad as doing the opposite.

Humans are beautiful in all aspects. Never be too bashful to acknowledge any of it.

This is your own masterpiece. A masterpiece of a real man.

 

[Octo]

The last 3 pages or so of this thread XD

EDIT:

And Donkey Kong Returns

and the existence of Julian Rhind-Tutt <3 <3 <3

 

[Vendel]

 

[Dana Scully]

- My mom's surgery going well
- Coming down with a cold - which sucks - but it just so happened to coincide with Cataclysm's release date, which meant I could honestly call in sick and not feel bad about spending the whole day playing WoW
- Alan Rickman's voice aoijfioadjogjaldjgojado;gja;odijg;iajfg

 

[Xpelair]

Winning thirty pounds in a scratch card! Yeah!
Seriously though... I see myself as nothing but bad luck, so this is some change.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

yay i did well on the finals testing for taekwondo :3