crack says:
I DIDN'T MEAN TO HARM YOUR MIND
BUT IT'S BETTER THAN THE IMAGES THAT I HAVE HAD OF A LADYBUG HAVING SEX ON YOUR FINGER
SO SERVES YOU RIGHT
and omg
ILU too <3333333
la lune says:
Well idk if it ACTUALLY was having se on my finger
but it left some weird yellow stain and
my friend was like OHHH IT JUST LAID EGGS
crack says:
aw0ejaw0fjwa0f
AUGH
OMG
la lune says:
soooooo
crack says:
LMAO
AUGGGGH
THAT'S
DISGUSTING
DAMN
AUGGGGH
IMAGES
AOGJFAJEFOEFJAW
is yellow... is yellow that color?
TIL
la lune says:
I find it kinda hilarious but ok
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la lune says:
damnit
you can't view handwriting FAIL
well
I thought it peed on me
=/
crack says:
...
LOL
DO LADYBUGS PEE?
la lune says:
IDK?
crack says:
I'M LOOKING THAT UP
la lune says:
do... insects pee
crack says:
oooic
interesting, interesting.
apparently when ladybugs are disturbed, they defend themselves by exuding a yellow-orange body fluid
E
W
which is their blood...
la lune says:
OH
crack says:
so apparently the ladybug was defending itself
la lune says:
so it was neither peeing or having sex
crack says:
not peeing on you
NO
la lune says:
well
crack says:
NO
la lune says:
that is a relief
crack says:
WHY DO YOU STILL THINK IT'S HAVING SEX
oh
i thought you said so it was either peeing or having sex
and i was like REE DO YOU WANT IT TO HAVE SEX ON YOUR FINGER?
i think my eyes are not as good as they used to be ;-;
la lune says:
it's the only action I've ever gotten D:
crack says:
LOL
... i'm sorry ;o;
la lune says:
LOL
that was a joke
crack says:
oh, so you got action?
la lune says:
not completely untrue, but laigh at it >.>
*laugh
No. I have not D:
wait so
do insects pee
crack says:
LOL
i'm browsing through the answers
and
la lune says:
OMG
crack says:
apparently they do ?
la lune says:
I TYPED THE QUESTION INTO GOOGLE AND LOL
the thing that came up in the search scroll thing
"Do insects fart"
crack says:
LMAO
EW
OH GOD
NO
AOWEFOAWKEFOA
AUGGGH
my eyes X_X
oh wait
even if i stabbed my eyes i'd still be imagining them farting...
so...
AUGH
GOD RISHI WHY
la lune says:
OMG
LOLLING FOR LIFE
ok
so they do fart
GOOD TO KNOW
crack says:
I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT
did you not hear what i just said
... i wonder if octopuses fart.
la lune says:
.........HMMM
crack says:
ONE OF LIFE'S MANY QUESTIONS
wait
do octopuses even have a butthole?
.../
la lune says:
.....................
well, they DO fart according to wikianswers
crack says:
..
WHAT
la lune says:
so I guess they have a butthole
crack says:
they do?
loooool
rofl'ing
i hear turtles breathe from their butts
la lune says:
WHAT
OMG
I AM TRYING SO HARD TO STIFLE MY LAUGHTER
SO AS TO NOT DISTURB A SLEEPING HOUSEHOLD
crack says:
OH MY BAD XD
IT'S TRUE
at least, that's what i've heard
AW MAN
THEY DON'T?
My dream is shattered ;-;
la lune says:
I don't believe you
THEY DONT
AWWW
crack says:
oh wait
WAIT
YES THEY DO
KIND OF
YEAH
la lune says:
so uh
crack says:
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2325/is-it-true-turtles-breathe-through-their-butts
AHA
la lune says:
this brings up another question
crack says:
...
la lune says:
if...
a turtle were gay
and he wanted a blowjob....
sorry
crack says:
WELL I MEAN I GUESS I SUBCONSCIOUSLY KNEW
la lune says:
goddamn router
crack says:
ohh it's okay, my computer acts all shitty all thet ime too
la lune says:
but yeah. if a turtle were gay and wanted a blowjob, which end would he stick it?
crack says:
well
wouldn't the turtle...
stick it in the butthole?
...
that way the turtle receives extra pleasure
you know
la lune says:
but that would be buttsex...
crack says:
so he feels both his mouth and butt
la lune says:
oh shit!
crack says:
BUT IT WOULD ALSO BE A BLOWJOB
la lune says:
THAT IS AMAZING
crack says:
I KNOW RIGHT
WELL
AMAZING IN A SORT OF DISGUSTING WAY
IN FACT I DON'T REALLY SEE IT AMAZING JUST A BIT DISTURBING
BUT OH MY GOD THE POTENTIAL FOR US YAOI FANS IF HUMANS DID THAT
...
not that i would want humans to do that
otherwise we'd...
aewoawofjaofe
AUGGGGH!
MY MIND
IT'S LIKE THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE
...
la lune says:
................
crack says:
you get what i'm saying right?
la lune says:
I need to tell this to everyone
crack says:
LOL
i feel bad for the turtle now
does that mean he tastes what he poops out?
...
la lune says:
.....well
I dont think so
crack says:
why not?
la lune says:
because his tongue is in her mouth
right?
I mean
his mouth
wtf
freudian slip
HAH
crack says:
LOL
and oooic
very smart ree. i forgot about that
unless
if turtles buttholes provide as a passageway, is there a possible way they provide other services?
oh god i can't believe i'm talking about this
OH MY GOD
BUTTERFLIES TASTE WITH THEIR FEET
la lune says:
WHAT
THAT'S NOT VERY HYGIENIC
crack says:
I FEEL BAD FOR BUTTERFLIES NOW
if they land in shit they're in trouble
I AGREE
la lune says:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
OH MAN
I saw a video of slugs mating once
it was actually very beautiful
crack says:
WHAT
LMAO
are you very tired
because i don't think any sort of slug mating would be beautiful
in fact
la lune says:
I can send you the video. It was really pretty!
crack says:
WHAT
ARE YOU SERIOUS
la lune says:
They also have enormous dicks.
crack says:
LOOOOL
UM PLUS ONE I GUESS?
but no thank you XD
i can't tolerate anything bug like
i mean man
just imagine the sound they'd make if you stepped on them
AWEOFKAWEFO
la lune says:
Ew
well
that is sorta the sound of like
fap fap fap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhVi4Z6CjZk
here's the thing in any case
crack says:
OH GOD
I FEEL
I FEEL DIRTY WATCHING THAT
AND DISGUSTING
EVEN THOUGH I JUST TOOK A SHOWER
DAMN IT REE >:C
... did you get turned on by that?
la lune says:
......................................
LOL JK no I just thought it looked cool how they do the spiral thing
and was like woah slugs have enormous peni
crack says:
OKAY. Just... making sure. becuase if you were then i'd link you to some good porn
and lol
... i could not help but notice that
/feels dirty again
BLAH
I BLAME YOU
next thing you know i'll be curious to see how other animals do it...
la lune says:
OH GOD
crack says:
LOL
la lune says:
SOMEONE LINKED ME TO A VIDEO
OF A MONKEY RAPING A FROG
crack says:
WHAT IS IT?
WHAT
LMAO
WHAT
la lune says:
I WAS SCARRED FOR LIFE
crack says:
UM
la lune says:
IT WAS SO DISTURBING ONG
crack says:
I AM SLIGHTLY CURIOUS
BUT
LOOOOOOOL
la lune says:
NO DONT
crack says:
oh
is it one of those videos that will scar you for life so you should never in any case watch it even if you happen to be slightly curious video?
la lune says:
that poor frog :C
uhm
well
it wasn't that GRAPHIC
but when you imagine yourself in te frog's place it's like
UGHH
crack says:
LOL
WHY WOULD YOU IMAGINE YOURSELF IN THE FROG'S PLACE?
DO NOT WANT
ASDFDFSFD
UNLESS I WAS WATCHING PRINCESS AND THE FROG...
la lune says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
crack says:
LOL
NO?
NOT EVEN LION KING?
la lune says:
crack says:
LMAO
SORRY I'LL STOP RAPING YOUR CHILDHOOD
la lune says:
I JUST IMAGINED A MONKEY RAPING TIANA AND/OR NAVEEN
WHAT THE HELL
crack says:
LMAOOOOO
OH MY GOD
LOOOL
here's an early christmas present btw
