What makes your day

[Ⓐaron]

Useful guidelines for students in the event of the apparently incoming Rapture this weekend.

Q: If my computer crashes and my printer breaks and there is no email on account of the rapture, will I be able to get an extension on the paper?
A: Everyone in tech and IT departments is of Satan’s party, so the internet, your computer, and your printer should continue to work the way they always have: sporadically.

 

[Tennyo]

Tax return is in my checking account.

I am going to buy a macro lens.

w00t

 

[Cookie Monster]

Holy Shit, I just woke up. Hadn't slept in almost 72 hours. Been typing, typing, typing, and typing more papers. I was trying to get it all done before my birthday. I have one more to go. Wish me luck.

 

[Ⓐaron]

 

[Max Payne]

I hope I have time to sharpen my battle axe.

 

[Ⓐaron]

This is pretty great too; wish I had thought of it

 

[Cookie Monster]

It'd be epic lulz if the rapture ended up being more like The Walking Dead.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Flowchart.

Scientific American breaks the whole thing down.

An "infallible, absolute proof" of Camping's assertion rests on a head-spinning numerological argument about the number of days that have elapsed since Jesus was crucified. The date of the crucifixion is itself somewhat uncertain, but Camping takes it to be April 1 in 33 AD. Come May 21, 2011, Camping says, 722,500 days will have elapsed since that occurrence. And 722,500 is (5 x 10 x 17) x (5 x 10 x 17). Those numbers are important, according to Camping, because 5 symbolizes atonement, 10 represents completeness, and 17 is for heaven.

Obvious proof the whole thing is based off a gigantic April Fool's Day prank

The final paragraph is great too:

It should be noted that Camping himself has made such predictions—and garnered news headlines—before. Back in the 1990s he said he was "more than 99 percent sure" that the end was coming in September 1994. That date came and went, but this time Camping is absolutely certain. Given his fluidity with numbers, maybe he will be 110 percent sure the next time around.

unrelated:

 

[Alex]

Watch My Neighbour Totoro. Decide that my new life's goal is to become a Totoro.
Life plan activated.

 

[Celes Chere]

I AM SO HAPPY RITE NAO

also season finale of Supernatural tomorrow I am both happy and sad about this

 

[Ⓐaron]

This. Just wow. I wish we could see something on this large a scale here. Granted, it's Spain, so they kind of have a long tradition of doing things like this. And, granted, things are a hell of a lot worse over there.

 

[Shademp]

Finally being able to mod the English NTSC version of FFVII. Yay! I don't have to mod the shitty PAL version! NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW, MWAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Bex]

People in Gamestation not being able to do maths and therefore giving me LA Noire for £4.
LOL THAT'S NOT 10% STUDENT DISCOUNT AFTER TRADE IN

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

It'd be epic lulz if the rapture ended up being more like The Walking Dead.

shit man i really hope there's no zombie apocalypse unless ups can still deliver under such conditions. I'm getting my medicine on tuesday next week

Watch My Neighbour Totoro. Decide that my new life's goal is to become a Totoro.
Life plan activated.

Little known fact: Sachiko Murphy, my old Japanese teacher is most definitely part Totoro. She told us so when we watched the Japanese version of the movie.

 

[Hisako]

I just spent an hour and a half trying to describe the entirety of Destrillians to a close friend. He said everything was so fucking cool like the powers and names and badass characters but tl;dr and a little too massive. ^w^


WELL GUYS IT IS TRUE WE OVERSHOT THE REASONABLE ROSTER SIZE JUST A TAD

Watch My Neighbour Totoro. Decide that my new life's goal is to become a Totoro.
Life plan activated.

It is a proven fact that Studio Ghibli films are the closest humankind has gotten to creating actual magic, therefore
TLS Life plan: Make alex a less grim man by forcing him to watch the most heartwarming of Studio Ghibli films

 

[Alex]

Make alex a less grim man by forcing him to watch the most heartwarming of Studio Ghibli films

This would be funny if it wasn't true ;.;

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Druggie Husband grabs the knife which apparently has been there the whole time (it hasn’t) (although that would explain the sharp pain in Mark’s side and the “creamy liquid” running down to the floor) (blood is creamy in the future I guess)

 

[Cthulhu]

This. Just wow. I wish we could see something on this large a scale here. Granted, it's Spain, so they kind of have a long tradition of doing things like this. And, granted, things are a hell of a lot worse over there.

People over there can't afford to stay away from either one of their three jobs for more than one day per year for sick leave, else they'll lose all three of them and break an arm and get into half a million bucks of debt because they can't get or afford health insurance, .

Shitty economy, large risk of losing your job and large risks in losing your job is a form of control too.

 

[Madame Mayor]

something for my skype friends who will understand how relevant this is...

Spoiler

they are banana cases

unrelated note, stomach is feeling a lot better, but I'm super weak now from not eating/not having anything in the house to get my sugar levels back up to normal without making me more sick.

 

[Max Payne]

something for my skype friends who will understand how relevant this is...

Spoiler

they are banana cases

unrelated note, stomach is feeling a lot better, but I'm super weak now from not eating/not having anything in the house to get my sugar levels back up to normal without making me more sick.

holy lol batman

 

[Madame Mayor]

I knew you'd like that brent <3

 

[Super Mario]

something for my skype friends who will understand how relevant this is...

Spoiler

they are banana cases

unrelated note, stomach is feeling a lot better, but I'm super weak now from not eating/not having anything in the house to get my sugar levels back up to normal without making me more sick.

useful weapon is useful. Thanks for showing me this brooke.

 

[looneymoon]

Things I bought during my shopping spree yesterday

• A top that is actually nice
• a gray cardigan
• really cool red converse
• a Snivy plushie
• a batman baseball tee
• a Harry Potter t-shirt
• leggings

All this costed 80 dollars. I love you America I love you Seattle.

 

[Joker]

aki is finally playing lunar

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[Sheva Alomar]

PS3: ACQUIRED

LA Noire: ACQUIRED

Pre-orders for Uncharted 3, Dead Island and Infamous 2: ACQUIRED

O yyyeeeeaaaahhhh. 8D