When my boss, who doesn't know me more than to say hello to in the morning, and give me my assignment for the day, tries to goad me into working extra hours when I've just come off a double shift. His attempts are funny.
also, finishing an eight hour shift in 4 and a half hours (including an hour and a half sat around getting high and using library internets ) and still getting paid for the full eight hours...on a daily basis