Who's the sexiest in Dissidia?

[Makoeyes987]

I want Cloud to headbutt someone and like gore their face and leave it bloody. That'd be hilarious.

 

[Strangelove]

What about Shantotto? Technically she's old as hell, but would she still be loli?

Old?

Old as hell?

"Buchigiremasu wa yo?" (Or whatever she says in English that I don't know


None of these have been sexy at all.

Now that? That is sexy.

But Tina tries. Bless her.

You'd be in pain too if your cape was cutting into you.

Oh no. Cloud's back.

No one knows why Cloud's arse is shining.

No one wants to know why Cloud's groin is shining.

If it wasn't obvious, I quite like dramatically obscured shots of faces

 

[Makoeyes987]

Epic Cloud and Gabranth pics hito.

But omg, its...very unsettling how Cloud had a hole in his head and face.

Also, why does Cloud look like he's sitting and crossing his legs when he charges Omnislash? That makes me laugh so hard.

And I think the reason Cloud's ass and groin is shining is because Sephiroth's calling for a Reunion...

Yes, I so went there.

 

[Schala-Kitty]

Honestly, Mako, we all know why he's shining like that. You should know full well that Mako doesn't make just your eyes glow. ;D

 

[Makoeyes987]

Mako: Natural Male Enhancement

Hell, it even says "The Power of Mako!" when Cloud goes EX in his AC outfit.

But then one wonders...what would happen if you used...Sephiroth's Negative Lifestream for enhancement?

Uh oh...

@hitoshura

Shantotto is actually over 50 years old. Probably a lot more.

 

[Strangelove]

[quote author=Makoeyes987 link=topic=305.msg8935#msg8935 date=1232141091]But then one wonders...what would happen if you used...Sephiroth's Negative Lifestream for enhancement?[/QUOTE]
Your penis would stab you through your leg.

Shantotto is actually over 50 years old. Probably a lot more.

You can't just say stuff like that about a lady.

I need more angry Shantotto pictures

 

[Isabella]

Cloud's light is in his ass and groin? That gives KH a whole new subtext.

 

[spirit_chaser]

No wonder Seph was so terrified when he saw Cloud shining.

 

[Ryushikaze]

[quote author=Makoeyes987 link=topic=305.msg8930#msg8930 date=1232140510]
Epic Cloud and Gabranth pics hito.

But omg, its...very unsettling how Cloud had a hole in his head and face.

Also, why does Cloud look like he's sitting and crossing his legs when he charges Omnislash? That makes me laugh so hard.[/quote]

"I'm kicking your ass so hard I've got time to sit down and take a break!"

And I think the reason Cloud's ass and groin is shining is because Sephiroth's calling for a Reunion...

Yes, I so went there.

No, they're shining because Tifa's calling for one.

Also, I have to say I love that Megumi Hayashibara is Shantotto and a Sorceress. She better have a Dragon Slave in her arsenal.

 

[Strangelove]

I accidentally uploaded the same image twice, I'm going to intentionaly post it twice. It's pretty sexy.

Sexiest.

Now I'm completely out of images and need to make more. Like more Kuja winking. Or Kefka's little 'spin around in the sky, dancing' move.

Maybe some Tina panties for any pervs.

 

[Schala-Kitty]

Did someone say panties? 8D

I see London, I see France, I see Terra's underpants!

But, why don't we just take a look at her all naked and Espery.

Here, Mako! Here's some Cloud of Darkness for you ;D

 

[Super Mario]

Cloud of Darkness sounds like an old lady... But I like Terra's esper form. PROVOCATIVE FORM IS PROVOCATIVE

 

[Purple]

Kuja, tiny waist, effeminate looks and all

 

[kunoichi]

Hmmm, I'm liking the pics I see on this here thread and thus tempted to say all the characters here are sexy (I'm not being fussy today =D )

I'd like to give mako a pat on the back for making a great thread, well done sir! lol

 

[Super Mario]

Cloud of Darkness and Jecht are sexy. Hands down.

 

[krystabegnalie]

Terra's alternate form (with green hair) looks nice without the pantyhose, lol

Cloud of Darkness nice figuro,

Kuja look more feminine, but sephiroths alternate costume look more sexy to him, drooll

 

[noctits27854892]

[quote author=Makoeyes987 link=topic=305.msg7600#msg7600 date=1231798299]
Squall looks like a fucking Calvin Klein model in his Dissidia artwork.

Arrogant bastard
[/quote]
oh my god

wtf is this

I registered just to single out this quote and let you know that I'm stealing this for future reference.

 

[Super Mario]

Lmao NERD.

 

[Tetsujin]

[quote author=Schala-Kitty link=topic=305.msg9006#msg9006 date=1232157073]
Did someone say panties? 8D

I see London, I see France, I see Terra's underpants!
[/quote]

At least she wears them, unlike Artemisia...

 

[Celes Chere]

Terra's esper form= LOVE. I think she looks gorgeous. Ultimecia looks smokin' too. ;>

As for guys?

Kefka hands down.

 

[noctits27854892]

[quote author=Emperor Joker link=topic=305.msg17387#msg17387 date=1234474712]
Lmao NERD.
[/quote]
pffft hahaha

we kinda all are mate

 

[Super Mario]

Not really. We're...FREAKS

 

[A]

Makoeyes, your banner of Cloud has me thinking that he's definitely the sexiest in Dissadia

 

[Makoeyes987]

It's the most badass image of Cloud ever to come out of Advent Children.

Ever.

 

[A]

Gotta agree with you. Best picture of Cloud I've ever seen.