wut would you do if you mt sephiroth in real life

[Hisako]

Probably just make an obscene joke about his "sword" and his "mother"

If you're going to die horribly might as well have a laugh about it beforehand right




"I copulated with your malicious extraterrestrial maternal figure using my own Masamune"? No? Not really?
Oh well.

 

[Farron]

" Sephiroth dude, you're real mother is actually Lucredia " " They fucking lied to you and you are not the son of Jenova "

" Here is a place where you can get some good therapy and suggest this place to Cloud as well "

" Thanks man "

" Love the hair "

 

[Abortedj]

"So... you and Cloud... who is the top?"

 

[Farron]

"So... you and Cloud... who is the top?"

abortedj found dead on 6th June 2013


reason slaughtered by a furious Sephiroth


we knew him well.

 

[Kai Schulen]

If I met Sephiroth in real life, I'd pull some of his hair off, and eat it so I could have the power of Jenova like him.

You should save some hair and ebay it to fangirls. Convince the fangirls to eat his hair to be closer to him/aid him as a Sephiroth Clone. Then make a cult.

So begin the rise of Sephyism.

Oh! I like this plan. Might want to cut his hair rather than just pulling it. Might work better.

Mm, I don't think it would work though. Most of hair is dead cells but the root of the hair is a different story, since the cells are alive and active and has undamaged DNA. Better to pull than cut.

This is assuming that Jenova cells behave in a similar manner to normal cells, when it comes hair.

....I put a lot of thought into this.

 

[T@ctic]

run.

sorry. SCREAM and run.

 

[IamJC]

have a fight
like what cloud and zack did

 

[Captain Jack Harkness]

^ tell me where do you want to be buried

 

[Unlucky]

^ tell me where do you want to be buried

 

[Dawnbreaker]

"Tell me you treasure your account the most. Give me the pleasure of taking it away."

 

[PhantomSephiroth]

Seriously.....DON'T RUN!!!!!

You don't know you might trigger someking of predatory instinct with dind't know about wich promply causes him to start chasing you. And since he's probably as fast as a race horse and has a reach of...I don't know...10 feet..THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE GONNA OUT RUN HIM. Your best bet is to stay perfectly still like a lamp post, just enough for his brain to miraculously register you as a part of the environent so he just ignores you and moves along. Or play dead, whatever. (Just remember to pray he's not in for some scavenged meat.)

 

[LunarSkye]

Try not to get on his bad side and if that doesn't work I'll just ask my cousin, who's in the Army, can I borrow his assault rifle.

 

[Abortedj]

Might offer him a beer. Hmmm... makes me wonder what kind of alcohol exist in the FF7 universe, and if tall, thin, and violent ever enjoyed a drink.

 

[PhantomSephiroth]

Might offer him a beer. Hmmm... makes me wonder what kind of alcohol exist in the FF7 universe, and if tall, thin, and violent ever enjoyed a drink.

It's unclear, but there's defenitly alcohol. What is it and what is it made of, that's the question.

 

[Abortedj]

It's unclear, but there's defenitly alcohol. What is it and what is it made of, that's the question.

I assume Mako. That is the catchall for the FF7 world. Like how you can blame "the force" for anything Star Wars related.

 

[Obsidian Fire]

It's unclear, but there's defenitly alcohol. What is it and what is it made of, that's the question.

I'm thinking Chocobo Greens leftovers would make a good bet. Or maybe Cactar Tequila or Dumbapple Hard Cider for the expensive stuff...

 

[Tennyo]

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

The most we've ever been told about their alcohol, I think, is that Corel Wine is something that anyone could make and the ingredients are inexpensive.

 

[Tennyo]

I don't think it was the wine that was easy to make, it was the Sangria that Barret made using the wine.

 

[Geostigma.]

I would steal his sword, black materia, and coat....than ask for his autograph.

 

[BlackSwordMeister]

Simple, avoid eye contact and nonchalantly power-walk the fuck away...or if that fails, in the oh-so-wise words of Dr. Weird, "Run, fat boy, RUUUUUUNN!!!"