Yoichi Derpa says no Final Fantasy VII remake until they top the original

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There are SHAREHOLDERS asking about a remake and they still won't fucking do it??

 

[Makoeyes987]

They need to sack this ass-clown ASAP and get a new company president. Like, right now. Because this man is the captain of a ship of fools, and he's leading them straight into the frozen depths of failtitude.

Everyone's screaming about S-E sinking into failure and all he's doing is "LOL I know!"

 

[Max Payne]

There are SHAREHOLDERS asking about a remake and they still won't fucking do it??

You don't understand

IT WILL KILL THE FRANCHISE

 

[Tetsujin]

Why is he still president of the company, again?

 

[looneymoon]

I really love FF7, but I felt like FF12 while not as well characterized in a lot of ways was just as good if not better in many ways.

I feel the same way about FF9... if only it had a more appealing art style.

 

[Drax]

Square Enix says they're not remaking FFVII

Still no Versus XIII release date

Must be time for a Chocobo Dungeon game

 

[Celes Chere]

I LOVE CHOCOBO'S DUNGEON OMG ;A;















im serious ;-;

 

[Zee]

fuck final fantasy vii

make a proper crystal chronicles sequel now that the multiplayer won't be restricted to a GBA

look the wii U thing is perfect for the maps and everything too

FUCKING GET IN GEAR SQUARE


SHIT

 

[Max Payne]

The WiiU is garbage

make it for a real console

 

[Zee]

i think the wii u has potential

i would love CC to be multiplatform but SE is too pussy to put it out on anything but nintendo consoles because lord knows character customization, co-op story modes, and multiplayer challenges are just not things people are interested in (ღ˘⌣˘&#4326 ♫･*:.｡. .｡.:*･

 

[Masamune]

There are SHAREHOLDERS asking about a remake and they still won't fucking do it??

It wouldn't surprise me at all if the whole thing was a set-up. Why would anyone need to ask about an FFVII Remake? It's all they ever talk about! They just can't resist flogging this dead horse because they've got nothing else to show for themselves.

 

[Max Payne]

It wouldn't surprise me at all if the whole thing was a set-up. Why would anyone need to ask about an FFVII Remake? It's all they ever talk about! They just can't resist flogging this dead horse because they've got nothing else to show for themselves.

They can't make a remake until their media dick grows another five inches

 

[Blade]

Aspects of FFVII that have been beaten:

--Graphics: FFXIII
--Combat: FFX-2/FFXIII/FFXIII-2
--Story: FFVI/FFVIII
--Immersiveness: FFI 20th Anniversary/FFXII/FFXIII-2/Dissidia Duodecim
--Cool Factor/Setting: FFVIII/FFXIII-2/(FFversusXIII is expected)
--Collectively Beating on all aspects?: None

Point is, it depends on who you ask. So stop complaining people. Go do something better with your lives.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Aspects of FFVII that have been beaten:

--Graphics: FFXIII
--Combat: FFX-2/FFXIII/FFXIII-2
--Story: FFVI/FFVIII
--Immersiveness: FFI 20th Anniversary/FFXII/FFXIII-2/Dissidia Duodecim
--Cool Factor/Setting: FFVIII/FFXIII-2/(FFversusXIII is expected)
--Collectively Beating on all aspects?: None

Point is, it depends on who you ask. So stop complaining people. Go do something better with your lives.

lol no

 

[Max Payne]

Point is, it depends on who you ask. So stop complaining people. Go do something better with your lives.

What are you even trying to say?

The lack of an FF7 remake isn't keeping anyone from getting on with their life, and 95% of the people on this board are pretty apathetic about the subject.

We just find this whole affair hilarious.

 

[Octo]

I don't want to get into a big thing here but FFVIII had a better story? It was Dawson''s Creek with time travel :/

Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed VIII. I just thought the plot was a bit....stupid... in places.

 

[Ite]

Translation:

"World maps, controllable airships, and 10+ hour stories just aren't possible in this newfangled PS2 era."

Same shit that's been holding their games back from true greatness since 2001.

 

[Lex]

Aspects of FFVII that have been beaten:

--Graphics: FFXIII
--Combat: FFX-2/FFXIII/FFXIII-2
--Story: FFVI/FFVIII
--Immersiveness: FFI 20th Anniversary/FFXII/FFXIII-2/Dissidia Duodecim
--Cool Factor/Setting: FFVIII/FFXIII-2/(FFversusXIII is expected)
--Collectively Beating on all aspects?: None

Point is, it depends on who you ask. So stop complaining people. Go do something better with your lives.

That's your opinion.

Also, I don't want to sound like I'm being confrontational but every time I see you post it's either "you people need to stop griping" or "griping irritates me" or what you just wrote there. It's rude.

 

[Blade]

1. If you were truly apathetic to the idea of a remake you wouldn't be whining about it, you'd ignore it entirely. Which means you do care enough to post a DERP post in the first place.

2. Even if it is my opinion, you know your own opinion better than others enough to admit to yourself that there ARE better games than FF7 in some aspects out there, perhaps none of the ones I listed but ones you value more highly. Hence the reason why I say it's not a big a deal as people are making this out to be. A remake isn't going to change or improve the game industry any more than it already has.

3. Griping itself is more rude than pointing it out. If you're not the one griping, then it's got nothing to do with you. I prefer constructive HOPEFUL discussion or speculation to all this sarcasm and derpness...calling me rude for pointing out how much sarcasm there is isn't really saying I'm rude, it's saying I'm obvious.

 

[Max Payne]

1. If you were truly apathetic to the idea of a remake you wouldn't be whining about it, you'd ignore it entirely. Which means you do care enough to post a DERP post in the first place.

So I can't poke fun AND be apathetic? Lol okay bro you know me so well.

3. Griping itself is more rude than pointing it out. If you're not the one griping, then it's got nothing to do with you. I prefer constructive HOPEFUL discussion or speculation to all this sarcasm and derpness...calling me rude for pointing out how much sarcasm there is isn't really saying I'm rude, it's saying I'm obvious.

Then either ignore the posts or stay out of the thread. Don't tell people how they feel or tell them to "go do something better with their lives". That's a surefire way to get labelled an asshat.

No one is really tearing their hair out over this stuff. This affair has no actual bearing on their day to day existence.
I mean, I could feel you had a point if folks here were sending death threats or telling SE employees they should kill themselves at interviews or something.

As it stands you really don't. Oh and for the record, speculation and baseless hope is no more or less constructive than finding entertainment in this ridiculous debacle.

 

[Lex]

2. Even if it is my opinion, you know your own opinion better than others enough to admit to yourself that there ARE better games than FF7 in some aspects out there, perhaps none of the ones I listed but ones you value more highly. Hence the reason why I say it's not a big a deal as people are making this out to be. A remake isn't going to change or improve the game industry any more than it already has.

3. Griping itself is more rude than pointing it out. If you're not the one griping, then it's got nothing to do with you. I prefer constructive HOPEFUL discussion or speculation to all this sarcasm and derpness...calling me rude for pointing out how much sarcasm there is isn't really saying I'm rude, it's saying I'm obvious.

"Griping" isn't rude in the slightest. The majority of us are jaded by the treatment the series has gotten over the past few years, and are responding appropriately. Just because you prefer to be optimistic doesn't mean we can't all find humour in the debacle that is the current state of Square Enix.

I hope Versus XIII surpasses everything they've ever done, and even if it doesn't, I'll probably still enjoy it. But assuming it's going to be the best thing in the world when we haven't seen a glimpse of it for over a year is short sighted and completely unrealistic.

On a different note, should I make a news post about this?

 

[Octo]

Maybe it griping would be rude if Yoichi Wada invited you to dinner at his house, and then you started griping at him about the standard of SE games and where the company is headed, and then you started flicking edamame beans at his head and the heads of his wife and kids.

Yeah, that would probably be rude.

 

[Ⓐaron]

We really don't have any obligation to be polite to Square Enix on a forum that they obviously don't read and don't pay any attention to. And if you want to talk about rude, it's pretty goddamn rude that Square Enix has been consistently disregarding the obvious and clearly expressed wishes of its fanbase and then derping about its decreased sales. If you shit on your fans, you shouldn't be surprised when the fans respond in kind.

 

[Octo]

If you shit on your fans, you shouldn't be surprised when the fans respond in kind.

Theres a joke here about shit hitting the fan but I'm too tired to come up with it

 

[Ⓐaron]

Theres a joke here about shit hitting the fan but I'm too tired to come up with it

When the shit hits the fans... the fans splatter it back at the company? idk