You have one day.

[Vivi]

An NPC in Icicle Inn, because I would want to go snowboarding without having to deal with the saving the world shit.

 

[Celes Chere]

I would vist tifa's vagina

As who? Aerith?

 

[Max Payne]

As who? Aerith?

as my penis

 

[Warscythe]

I'd go with Cid Highwind, Ancient Forest; I've always liked that place...I'd make it my base.

 

[S and G]

as my penis

Sure just as yourself? You're essentially just ramming your head up there otherwise. Which I assume it's not quite as enjoyable.

 

[Unlucky]

Do it as Cloud, and tell her how it's always been her, that she was never in your friendzone, etc.

LTD solved + fantasy fulfilled

 

[Roger]

Cloud > Tifa's place.

 

[S and G]

Do it as Cloud, and tell her how it's always been her, that she was never in your friendzone, etc.

LTD solved + fantasy fulfilled

Or keep the argument raging by staring at a photo of Aerith as you do it, moaning about forgiveness.

That would be creepy as shit. Especially post-Aerith assassination.

 

[Max Payne]

Sure just as yourself? You're essentially just ramming your head up there otherwise. Which I assume it's not quite as enjoyable.

Isn't that pretty much just what sex is?

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

I'd be Cloud, on the day that Cloud an Tifa "conveyed their feelings without using words" on top of that hill.