Portal 2

Don't let that "horrible person" thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.
 
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Ryushikaze

Deus Admiral Parsimonious, PHD, DDS, MD, JD, OBE
AKA
Tim, Ryu

Forget Holes in space time, if you can make a foot steerable flying rocket propelled bathtub, you're already winning science. The portals are just showing off after that.

So, Valve, please be extra nice and let us use the console activation codes for PS3 copies even though the PSN is down. Sure, you might be getting a lot of people 'regifting' their codes, but really, they were probably regifting or reselling the PS3 copies anyways.

Be good, Valve. Be good.
 

Alex

alex is dead
AKA
Alex, Ashes, Pennywise, Bill Weasley, Jack's Smirking Revenge, Sterling Archer
To actually answer your question, Glados doesn't want to make you insane, she wants to make you feel like shit. Then kill you. Especially after you've killed her.

The first game is definitely engineered to make you feel paranoid. The second one is a bit more of a range, but it's still an experience, and the audio is a must, IMO.
Thanks for the serious answers, guys.
No problem, guy!
 

X-SOLDIER

Harbinger O Great Justice
AKA
X
Are you kidding?
Where could be better to take a Portal game if not, SSSSSSPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEE ?


X :neo:
 

Ryushikaze

Deus Admiral Parsimonious, PHD, DDS, MD, JD, OBE
AKA
Tim, Ryu
Rick deserves his own game.

i disagree

fact sphere deserves one

Are you kidding?
Where could be better to take a Portal game if not, SSSSSSPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEE ?


X :neo:

You're all not thinking with enough portals.

Rick, SPAAAAAAACE, and Fact all need to star in a game together, Adventuring through Spaaaaaaaace in search of new and interesting facts. And pretty ladies. And pretty facts. And more space.

Oh, and I need that shirt.
 

Alessa Gillespie

a letter to my future self
AKA
Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
nikola tesla in fact invented it years earlier and called it 'teslacizing'
 

Alex

alex is dead
AKA
Alex, Ashes, Pennywise, Bill Weasley, Jack's Smirking Revenge, Sterling Archer
Crikey, that last one was absolutely crazy.
 

Joe

I KEEP MY IDEALS
AKA
Joe, Arcana
"Bean counter said I couldn't fire a man just for being in a wheelchair. Did it anyway; ramps are expensive."
 

Ryushikaze

Deus Admiral Parsimonious, PHD, DDS, MD, JD, OBE
AKA
Tim, Ryu
Right, with the PSN up I could finally log in and synch the account. Steam ID is Ryushikaze.

Anyone who is surprised by this needs to do more science.
If you aren't surprised by this, you're just the sort of person we need. For Science. Space Science.
 

Joe

I KEEP MY IDEALS
AKA
Joe, Arcana
I finished the game again just over an hour ago and I highlighted the
Turret opera
as another edition to the amazing features the ending contains.
 

Alessa Gillespie

a letter to my future self
AKA
Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
DAILY DERP:
yes, evil fucking robots make fun of adoption. obviously this means they are condoning adoption mocking. despite the fact GLaDOS says 'if she is adopted so what?'

fat mocking i could see, but not adoption mocking, derp
 

ForceStealer

Double Growth
:cloudfacepalm:

That's okay news program. Don't bother giving context or anything.

tentacleTherapist said:
despite the fact GLaDOS says 'if she is adopted so what?'

EXACTLY. Did the guy not hear that? What the hell?
 
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