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Makoeyes987

Listen closely, there is meaning in my words.
AKA
Smooth Criminal
I don't think there's any set amount for ad reduction. I think the act of donating itself is what makes the ads go away.

Yop can correct me if I'm wrong.

Why can't you just answer a fucking question?

Why can't you just let something off topic go, that has no place in this thread? Seriously, cut it out please.

This thread isn't about M.O.G.
 

Dashell

SMILE!
AKA
Sonique, Quexinos, Pinkie Pie, Derpy Hooves
There probably should be lest people just donate a dollar like I'm tempted to right now :monster:

(seriously I'll probably donate $5 or so)
 

Makoeyes987

Listen closely, there is meaning in my words.
AKA
Smooth Criminal
It'd have to be at least $5. I'm pretty sure the donate button has set parameters. But..interesting point. Your eagerness to take the easy way out proved useful.
 

Alex

alex is dead
AKA
Alex, Ashes, Pennywise, Bill Weasley, Jack's Smirking Revenge, Sterling Archer
Why can't you just answer a fucking question?

Because every forum on the internet needs one member of staff to be completely counterproductive
 

Cat Rage Room

Great Old One
AKA
Mog
Why can't you just answer a fucking question?

You mean the question you edited in after I responded to it? I don't know, why can't I? Oh, probably because I didn't see it. Thanks for getting upset, though.

The reason why members can't see Staff is because it contains sensitive information about warnings, reported posts, which members to watch out for, IP addresses, bannings, and discussion of what's planned and what to watch out for in the community. That information is often very private, sensitive, and it just can't be trusted to anyone, even those who pay to see it.
 
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Makoeyes987

Listen closely, there is meaning in my words.
AKA
Smooth Criminal
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I think I'll let Yop answer these questions regarding how much money is necessary. He'd no best, and I'll just take a guess and say "no" since..2 bucks isn't very much at all.
 

Cat Rage Room

Great Old One
AKA
Mog
Because every forum on the internet needs one member of staff to be completely counterproductive

Hey, you can stop posting if you're just going to sling insults, especially those without merit or explanation. Or get warned! Your choice!
 

Super Mario

IT'S A ME!
AKA
Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
You mean the question you edited in after I responded to it? I don't know, why can't I? Oh, probably because I didn't see it. Thanks for getting upset, though.

The reason why members can't see Staff is because it contains sensitive information about warnings, reported posts, which members to watch out for, IP addresses, bannings, and discussion of what's planned and what to watch out for in the community. That information is often very private, sensitive, and it just can't be trusted to anyone, even those who pay to see it.


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Super Mario

IT'S A ME!
AKA
Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
.....

I think I'll let Yop answer these questions regarding how much money is necessary. He'd no best, and I'll just take a guess and say "no" since..2 bucks isn't very much at all.

But it's all I have now! I'm a poor alien living in a shack for god's sake!
 

Cat Rage Room

Great Old One
AKA
Mog
Yes, we do have some very serious matters, certain members causing some very serious, real world trouble. Not just trollin' or some shit. Harassment and all sorts of stuff like that. It really isn't for everyone's eyes to see. It's private and very sensitive. And that's only one highlighted reason.
 

Mormz

Pro Adventurer
AKA
Dustin
You mean the question you edited in after I responded to it? I don't know, why can't I? Oh, probably because I didn't see it. Thanks for getting upset, though.

The reason why members can't see Staff is because it contains sensitive information about warnings, which members to watch out for, IP addresses, bannings, and discussion of what's planned and what to watch out for in the community. That information is often very private, sensitive, and it just can't be trusted to anyone, even those who pay to see it.

Actually, at least two of us asked why and you ignored it. Maybe that's where your inability to comprehend sentences came in.

Now that you have, allow me to retort.

Sensitive information about warnings? Right, because that's so confidential.

Which members to watch out for? So basically, picking favourites?

Discussion of what's planned and what to watch out for? You realise that's the type of shit the COMMUNITY should know, right?

It just can't be trusted, eh?


Damn shame.
 

Bex

fresh to death
AKA
Bex
The reason why members can't see Staff is because it contains sensitive information about warnings, reported posts, which members to watch out for, IP addresses, bannings, and discussion of what's planned and what to watch out for in the community. That information is often very private, sensitive, and it just can't be trusted to anyone, even those who pay to see it.

GET DOWN.

A list of undesirables. Shit is so 1984.
 

Dashell

SMILE!
AKA
Sonique, Quexinos, Pinkie Pie, Derpy Hooves
What the fuck is wrong with you people? Does it really take a rocket scientist to know why the staff forums are private? Jesus Christ...
 

Cat Rage Room

Great Old One
AKA
Mog
Actually, at least two of us asked why and you ignored it. Maybe that's where your inability to comprehend sentences came in.

No I answered it, just not in this depth. You can keep talking shit and you can get warned. Try me.

Sensitive information about warnings? Right, because that's so confidential.

It surprisingly can be.

Which members to watch out for? So basically, picking favourites

No, how to deal with repated rule breakers, and in some cases, how to LEGALLY deal with members that are harassing other members and breaking real world laws.

Discussion of what's planned and what to watch out for? You realise that's the type of shit the COMMUNITY should know, right?

We tell you when we can. We never keep you in the dark about big things, and some things are surprises or not constructed enough to publicly present professionally.

And that doesn't even cover things like IP addresses and whatnot. I just don't understand how this is an issue. You don't complain when you can't go in Employee Only parts in public places, and why you can't see Admin discussion in other places you go.
 

Cthulhu

Administrator
AKA
Yop
1. I can disable the image / flash ads if need be (I think), but the big ones also bring in the most money, :monster:. Just set it to text only.

2. Epilepsy is a risk of the internet.

3. Donators don't get access to the staff section - there's nothing of interest there, for example, besides us occasionally discussing reports and warnings.

4. Upgrade isn't currently in our planning, as I haven't had a report of poor performance or errors in a while, and this site isn't getting enough revenue through donations alone at the moment to afford better hosting, unless it can be found at the same price. If that's the case however, I've paid for a year of hosting at Bluehost, and throwing the remaining months away would be a waste.

5. We do not have n00dz of Quex or anyone in the staff section, sadly :/.

6. Bexy lost the argument, as dictated by Godwin's Law.

7. Excruciating dragons is not a synonym for vaginal discharge, as far as I'm aware.

8. You'll get medical rights by being a member of this forum - send me a postcard with your name, address, n00dz and stamps for a return package, and I'll send you a few dozen painkiller pills.

9. There's no minimum payment for ad removal, although the current donation form only goes as low as $10,-. Which is a ridiculously low amount, btw, especially with the current conversion rates, :monster:.

10. Nobody that donated will / should see ads.

11. Ads aren't permanent just yet, :monster:. I'll have to see how much revenue they produce over the next few days.

12. Exclamation marks are overrated, :monster:.

13. Seriously, what.

14. Opening up access to the staff section would most likely lead to arguments and such over past given warnings and suspensions, thus, no staff access. If there was stuff of some importance in there, Aaron would've probably leaked it by now, :monster:. If you want, I could give a rundown of the last several threads in there, if you're really worried that we're plotting something to irritate you guys.

's all for now. Text ads only for the moment, but I would like to add that the fullsized image ads sometimes paid out $1,- for just one click, depending on the ad.

I could also make it so that unregistered members get the full thing, and registered / logged in members only get text ads, if you like. It'd probably not do the revenue any good, seeing that most pageviews (and thus ad views) are generated by registered members. But eh, if you're really bothered with 'em, you'd probably be more than willing to open up your wallets like those that already did (and some of 'em gratuitously, at that) and have 'em removed, :monster:.

We are trying to make this site work, after all.
 

Alex

alex is dead
AKA
Alex, Ashes, Pennywise, Bill Weasley, Jack's Smirking Revenge, Sterling Archer
Hey, you can stop posting if you're just going to sling insults, especially those without merit or explanation. Or get warned! Your choice!

Get a grip, posting jokes that just get people riled up is counterproductive when a straight answer to begin with wouldn't have pissed so many people off. It's less an insult and more of an observation.
 

Cat Rage Room

Great Old One
AKA
Mog
Get a grip, posting jokes that just get people riled up is counterproductive when a straight answer to begin with wouldn't have pissed so many people off. It's less an insult and more of an observation.

Granted, but it's actually difficult to explain why a Staff section would be private. I thought that would be common sense; it's certainly not something that's unique to here, online and off. I actually have to rack my brain to explain something that should be common sense to everyone; it's like trying to describe a color to someone or something.
 

Mormz

Pro Adventurer
AKA
Dustin
No I answered it, just not in this depth. You can keep talking shit and you can get warned. Try me.

Sorry, most of us are not five and would like shit answered in depth. I can see where this would confuse you.

Also, try these nutz. :monster:

No, how to deal with repated rule breakers, and in some cases, how to LEGALLY deal with members that are harassing other members and breaking real world laws.

Warnings. Quite obvious. Not that secret.

And WOI is soooo 2007.

We tell you when we can.

Forgive me for wanting more.

And that doesn't even cover things like IP addresses and whatnot. I just don't understand how this is an issue. You don't complain when you can't go in Employee Only parts in public places, and why you can't see Admin discussion in other places you go.


Because don't have wankers like you.

Well, work does, but I get paid there so it's all good. :awesome:
 

Makoeyes987

Listen closely, there is meaning in my words.
AKA
Smooth Criminal
Cthulhu said:
I could also make it so that unregistered members get the full thing, and registered / logged in members only get text ads, if you like. It'd probably not do the revenue any good, seeing that most pageviews (and thus ad views) are generated by registered members. But eh, if you're really bothered with 'em, you'd probably be more than willing to open up your wallets like those that already did (and some of 'em gratuitously, at that) and have 'em removed, :monster:.

That's a damn good idea, and damn good point. I approve this message. :monster:

And the shit stirring needs to stop. Can we get back on topic now?
 

Dashell

SMILE!
AKA
Sonique, Quexinos, Pinkie Pie, Derpy Hooves
5. We do not have n00dz of Quex or anyone in the staff section, sadly :/.
... will the ads be removed if I send n00ds instead of money? :monster:

9. There's no minimum payment for ad removal, although the current donation form only goes as low as $10,-. Which is a ridiculously low amount, btw, especially with the current conversion rates
Okay thanks, maybe I'll donate some of my birthday money... depends on how much I get.
 

Bex

fresh to death
AKA
Bex
If you want, I could give a rundown of the last several threads in there, if you're really worried that we're plotting something to irritate you guys.

I'd like to see this. :monster: Screenshot pls.

Doing a Mumble now.
'See, this is how crazy Batman's made Gotham!'

I actually have to rack my brain to explain something that should be common sense to everyone; it's like trying to describe a color to someone or something.

You mean like how FF7 isn't literature?
 

Super Mario

IT'S A ME!
AKA
Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
Does this no0dz need be of my lady? or my favourite model? in order to get medical rights? I might have swine flu so I'm using this chance and for my child, who is playing outside now.
 

Cthulhu

Administrator
AKA
Yop
... will the ads be removed if I send n00ds instead of money? :monster:


Okay thanks, maybe I'll donate some of my birthday money... depends on how much I get.

Hrm, I'm not sure what the going rate between donation money and n00dz is. I should ask Aaron, he's an expert when it comes to such things, :monster:.

And you're free to donate, but only if you want to / can and / or really don't like the ads.
 
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