Advent Children Aroma Candles

[Strangelove]

Every new piece of merchandise just sounds more and more like SE trolling

This time it's candles scented with the same fragrance as those eau de toilette things they released before.

http://ssl.square-enix-shop.com/jp/detail.php?id=694 (Cloud)
http://ssl.square-enix-shop.com/jp/detail.php?id=695 (Sephiroth)

 

[null]

Does that say 25 bucks / 20 euros for a fucking candle?

 

[Cat Rage Room]

the fuck?

 

[Strangelove]

Does that say 25 bucks / 20 euros for a fucking candle?

You've obviously never shopped at Square's store before

But it comes in a glass pot. You can decorate your house with it after you've done making your room smell fruity. Just like the site suggests.

 

[null]

I can decorate my own candles with AC quotes, thank you good sirs.

 

[Bex]

....
VOM

 

[Cookie Monster]

They look like ritual candles. Wank, imho.

 

[Splintered]

wat

 

[Max Caulfield]

Bath time is now complete!

 

[Max Payne]

Yeah cuz I really want my house smelling like fail

 

[Super Mario]

yo yo yo screw dat shit man I herd the KH delux candlez gots some bitchin' stink that'll make the ladies grovel over ya like james fucking bond lol.

with that kind of offer I'm sold, guys. Who's with me?

 

[Lord Noctis]

Who wants to smell Cloud or Sephiroth? Get me some Tifa scented candles and maybe I'll be willing to put my nose to work.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

UH WELL OKAY THEN

 

[Super Mario]

I know I want to smell like barrett. the flow of true manliness and a brother.

 

[Max Caulfield]

I'd smell Cloud.

All that hot metal and leather and man. Mmmmm.

 

[Celes Chere]

and man.

 

[Super Mario]

:hurry:

 

[Max Caulfield]

Well, at least he has nice legs.

 

[Super Mario]

Does that say 25 bucks / 20 euros for a fucking candle?

This should be up your alley, my friend. you do need candlez to keep that morphin' going right?

 

[Joker]

Who wants to smell Cloud or Sephiroth? Get me some Tifa scented candles and maybe I'll be willing to put my nose to work.

This.

 

[Raquelborn]

Surely an Aerith aroma candle would have been the best option? Smell of flowers versus mutant soldiers? I know which I'd rather have my room smell like.

 

[Max Caulfield]

Surely an Aerith aroma candle would have been the best option? Smell of flowers versus mutant soldiers? I know which I'd rather have my room smell like.

Pfft! Mako probably smells like flowers. I bet the Sephiroth and Cloud candles smell pretty nice.

 

[sephirothpaine]

Can't wait for the Cloud Condoms.

 

[X-SOLDIER]

You know, for all the time they spend concocting, creating, and releasing random scent-related products, they COULD be paying people to remake FFVII or... you know... make something.


Wait, you know what?

Nevermind.

Now that I clicked on the link, and actually looked at them - they're still wasting time. Get rid of the goddamn candle and it's an Advent Children Shot Glass. Watch how much faster they'd sell if advertised like that.

In fact... I might frontpage this as "Advent Children Shot Glasses - WITH CANDLES IN THEM!"




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[Eerie]

LMAO. Seriously though, are there really people who buy that crap? I mean, all in all, people working on the games and merchandising team are different, so it's not like they're wasting their efforts but... REALLY, 20€ FOR A CANDLE?

No thanks