Ass appreciation thread (inevitably NSFW)

[Prism]

I have my conspiracy theories about this. Any time a video game character has a dress, they make their form less pronounced to prevent clipping. The player isn't gonna see it, after all. In order for the comparison to be fair, you gotta compare her more form-fitting dresses.

And that's me taking a humorous post seriously, aha.

 

[Theozilla]

I have my conspiracy theories about this. Any time a video game character has a dress, they make their form less pronounced to prevent clipping. The player isn't gonna see it, after all. In order for the comparison to be fair, you gotta compare her more form-fitting dresses.

And that's me taking a humorous post seriously, aha.

Except the models shown are from when even Cloud is wearing a dress too, so they are both wearing more form fitting dresses in Wall Market.

 

[Prism]

But his dress has a lot more volume than the rest of theirs, doesn't it? Plus Cloud doesn't really move around much when he's in the dress section, whereas Aerith's is designed for her general costume.

 

[Rydeen]

I always thought Aerith had a big butt, as the answer to Tifa's boobs, but maybe not. What about in the regular models?

*...Obligatory curiosity about Rufus' ass*

 

[Prism]

Here's some evidence. The dress is clearly supposed to be form-fitting around her hips, thighs and navel area - but when you get rid of the surface mesh, it doesn't match at all for technical reasons. But the intention based on how the dress fits her form is clear.



Here's an additional comparison. This curve is also meant to hug her form, but there's still lots of space between the intended shape and the underlying model. This is more research than I would usually do on a character's physique, but, hey.

I always thought Aerith had a big butt, as the answer to Tifa's boobs, but maybe not. What about in the regular models?

*...Obligatory curiosity about Rufus' ass*

Her hip to waist ratio is absolutely nuts in the original, yeah. Once Rufus' model circulates more, I'm sure his ass'll be studied as well

 

[Theozilla]

But his dress has a lot more volume than the rest of theirs, doesn't it? Plus Cloud doesn't really move around much when he's in the dress section, whereas Aerith's is designed for her general costume.

But the model shown above is specifically Aerith in her Wall Market dress, not her general costume? And it's more formfitting than her general costume dress.

 

[Prism]

But the model shown above is specifically Aerith in her Wall Market dress, not her general costume? And it's more formfitting than her general costume dress.

My other post, the one above your latest one, uses her wall market model to prove my point. It shows that the leg mesh under the dress is not representative of her intended shape.

Just as you say, it is form fitting. And the leg and hips are smaller so they don’t clip. Check out the example.

 

[Master Bates]

This is the research that the world needs right now.

 

[Theozilla]

My other post, the one above your latest one, uses her wall market model to prove my point. It shows that the leg mesh under the dress is not representative of her intended shape.

Just as you say, it is form fitting. And the leg and hips are smaller so they don’t clip. Check out the example.

The difference is negligible IMO, even with her Wall Market dress shape adding a little volume/mass to her behind, it's still smaller than Cloud's.

 

[Prism]

The difference is negligible IMO, even with her Wall Market dress shape adding a little volume/mass to her behind, it's still smaller than Cloud's.

OK, I’ll give you smaller than Cloud’s, which is pretty damn amusing. But not bone flat like the tweet probably made people think.

 

[Theozilla]

OK, I’ll give you smaller than Cloud’s, which is pretty damn amusing. But not bone flat like the tweet probably made people think.

Honestly I think the main point was likely for people to recognize that Cloud has a juicy ass.

 

[Prism]

Honestly I think the main point was likely for people to recognize that Cloud has a juicy ass.

Hey, the world’s gotta realize that somehow, right? Glad Cloud’s finally getting his recognition.

 

[Master Bates]

Honestly I think the main point was likely for people to recognize that Cloud has a juicy ass.

Ikr? No wonder Don Corneo chose him over Tifa despite the latter's very obvious assets.

Don Corneo is an ass man confirmed.

 

[Shademp]

 

[CrashOuch]

I once had to edit a whole book of sex poetry in which a woman got fucked with a chocolate bar that was set in zapfino and a chill just ran through me at seeing the name of that font again.

 

[Keveh Kins]

I once had to edit a whole book of sex poetry in which a woman got fucked with a chocolate bar

 

[CrashOuch]

Yeah the poem diecussed which bar would be the best. Think he ultimately turned down a yorkie in favour of a twirl, which, like, COME ON, way too crumbly! That really broke my suspension of disbelief I couldn't take any of it serious after that.

 

[Keveh Kins]

I know I have something of a reputation for taking the low hanging fruit jokes but come on poet dude! The tagline of Snickers was 'Get some nuts!'

It fucking writes itself!

 

[CrashOuch]

I dunno bout you Kev but I'm not sure how keen I'd be to get fucked with a snickers tbh like there's a high risk of those nuts getting places you don't want them imo.

Wispa I can sorta see it has the right kind of smoothness to structural integrity ratio.

 

[Torrie]

Related

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1284905254400688129

 

[BlueCollarNerd]

First TLS club i signed up for. Looks like we needed some new material.

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[Wol]

I can't believe all this time I was unaware of the best thread in the forum.

 

[BlueCollarNerd]

I can't believe all this time I was unaware of the best thread in the forum.

Welcome friend. Heres another one. Shes appeared in this thread before.

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[Wol]

Spoiler: Warning: content may cause Heavy-breathing

 

[BlueCollarNerd]

She is my favorite dancer

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