Boobs Appreciation Club (NSFW ofc)

[AvecAloes]

Masa! Who dis is? Tell me nao!!

 

[Cookie Monster]

The dance is retarded, but I'm posting it anyway.

 

[wander]

Oh, yah! Shake it, madam. Capital knockers!

One of the truly great Simpsons episodes, along with the episode in which the family starts living thrifty in order to afford a holiday to Japan.

Homer: "Ohhh look at these cheap tins of plankton!"
Lisa: "Uh, according to the 'Mexican Council of Food, these expired three years ago."
Homer: "Sure, by their standards--but we live in America!"

Oh my god and then Robot Wars would be on right after the double bill and then I could chill watching Hypnodisk school everyone's shit.

Then Robot Wars stopped. It was getting shitty anyway. But then that show that made contestants play Total War on TV came along... oh yeah, ... TIME COMMANDERS! and everyone failed hideously except some D&D pros that controlled Alexander the Great and were like "lol, easy modo" and the historians were like "good show, chaps."

Then that ended.

BUT THEN THERE WAS TECHNOGAMES. with the relay robots and that judge who looked like the archbishop, who would be all "oh yes, what a beautiful design, very intricate OH GOD I DO LOVE ROBOTS!" without any sense of ironic-nerdiness that pollutes the internet nowadays.

what the fuck happened to the 6-7pm slot on BBC2...

 

[Super Mario]

The dance is retarded, but I'm posting it anyway.

Hi five for Kate Upton.

 

[Ghost X]

Hate Terry Richardson, read / seen some nasty shit about him. Anyways, Kate Upton is nice though .

 

[Cookie Monster]

I was actually going to say I disliked him as well. Dude has a terrible habit of taking advantage of new models trying to make it in the industry.

 

[Super Mario]

Forget the cockbag douche who gratefully left just stare at Kate and everything will heal itself in seconds.

 

[Super Mario]

Can I donate my body instead?

Why of course

 

[Max Caulfield]

The dance is retarded, but I'm posting it anyway.

This video had no problems with it's cognitive functions nor was it deficient in adaptive behavior. It would appear that this video is simply stupid. Calling it retarded is an insult to videos with mental handicaps everywhere.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Less talk more tits.

 

[Cookie Monster]

 

[Ghost X]

Found some more.

Felicity (Errotica Archives):

Spoiler

Tamara F:

Spoiler

 

[Masamune]

Masa! Who dis is? Tell me nao!!

I didn't catch her name.

Spoiler: September will always be my favourite month

 

[Carlie]

lol September is my birth month, nice boobies.

 

[wander]

Spoiler: logical increments guide

 

[OneWingedDemon]

http://www.torontosun.com/2012/04/27/real-life-barbie-creates-internet-sensation

...relevant?

 

[Ryushikaze]

She is fucking creepy, and it's more than the thinness. She's trying to look like a lifeless doll/ body and it's all sorts of creepy when she puts on the thousand yard stare.

 

[Carlie]

That's one fucked up creepy barbie, looks creepier than the barbie doll my cousin tried to burn when we were kids.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Spoiler

 

[Carlie]

That third one is one of the reasons why there should be more black women in this thread.

 

[Octo]

http://www.torontosun.com/2012/04/27/real-life-barbie-creates-internet-sensation

...relevant?

*shudder*

I mean, at least Barbie smiles.

 

[Joe]

http://www.torontosun.com/2012/04/27/real-life-barbie-creates-internet-sensation

...relevant?

Well I think she looks pretty, if a little on the alien side.

 

[Masamune]

Stop creeping my thread out ffs.

 

[Fighter]

http://www.torontosun.com/2012/04/27/real-life-barbie-creates-internet-sensation

...relevant?

If I wasn't told that's a human I'd think it's one of those "real doll" sex toys.

 

[Cthulhu]

I just can't help but wonder what she looks like:

1. Moving (if still able to)
2. Talking (if still able to)
3. At 4 'o clock AM when disturbed from slumber (if she sleeps, that is, wouldn't be surprised if she didn't. Or it wasn't a she, for that matter)