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Shademp

Shademp

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Doesn't matter how many times I hear that women watch porn too, I always *feel* convinced that only a minority of them enjoy the erotic moving images. I've been raised too strongly to think that females are pure creatures which make men stand in shame at their own animal lusts. When trying to picture a female watching porn...I just can't do it. :P

If anybody claims that more than half of women watch porn...I just CAN'T believe it. :monster:

Society, have you distorted my views of the opposite gender?! Is it possible that the red thread of our common humanity, regardless of gender, passes me by because of the full acceptance of illusory veils of purity as displayed by those that possess vaginas?!



...OH, right. Amazing boob squeeze gif is amazing. BOOBS
 
Carlie

Carlie

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Chloe Frazer
Well again if we ever do a meet up then we would no longer only exist online. :monster:

Also thank you Tets, thank you very much. :awesome:
 
Cookie Monster

Cookie Monster

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Fangu

Fangu

Great Old One
Shademp said:
Doesn't matter how many times I hear that women watch porn too, I always *feel* convinced that only a minority of them enjoy the erotic moving images. I've been raised too strongly to think that females are pure creatures which make men stand in shame at their own animal lusts.
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The problem with porn is knowing it's all an act. Also, Western porn tend to be very little sensual. The kissing is tongues sticking out of a mouth to battle another tongue as if it was a sword, and everything related to touching a woman's clit consists of hitting, smacking or being so violent with a tongue a lot of females who watch it would go JESUS SLOW DOWN WHAT THE FUCK

But yeah, for me the main problem is that it's an act. I enjoy the visual images but I still prefer stories because in stories, the sex is always sex for the sake of wanting sex and hnnng lust is like 85% of the entire thing, and not for wanting money for doing it in front of a camera. It's just hard because sometimes you can get into porn an actually start imagining it's real and then the guy will ram the girl so hard she makes this sound from her lungs you know females only make when the penetration is too deep = hurtful.

I'll take good rule 34 fanart and smut over porn any day. Masturbation is almost always better with a good headimage than porn. Cus in my head the characters do exactly what I want them to <3

Wait, what was this thread about again

Oh rite
 
Telcontar

Telcontar

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Holy mother of bumps, Fangu. That post's back from July!

You like reading about people having sex. Many women do for some reason. It's weird. See: 50 Shades.
 
Telcontar

Telcontar

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Back in the army, some guy brought the book in. We gathered around him as he read the part where they have sexytime together. We then undressed each other and started fapping.

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I kid. We fell asleep.
 
Cthulhu

Cthulhu

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AKA
Yop
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Also, I bring you http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/

Some girls are happy just to play the clitar when they're alone, but I can't get off without having an egg timer in my cod cave and a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster up my poop chute. It was bliss having his giggle stick stuffed inside me again; stuffing my shame portal with a gerbil just didn't get my cock holster splurging like it used to. He pitched a giant Mr. Hanky on my cans just so he could suck it up like a pig at a trough. He munched on my beef curtains, even though I'd had my redwings for the best part of a week. Hours of raiding like this would leave any girl's piss flaps looking like a ripped out fireplace, and I was no different!
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Telcontar

Telcontar

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By now, my clunge pool was foaming like a jizz waterfall. Hours of raiding like this would leave any girl's meaty hangers looking like a darts team's goalkeeper, and I was no different! I can't wait to gobble the love piss from his jebend. When he removed his pink tractor beam from my fudge factory, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to consume the corn-eyed butt snake off his stilton sword. Within no time, I could feel the shitty steamin' semen slobbering from my ring piece and all over my roast beef platter.
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