Can someone change my username?

[Joe]

Doctor Gravity, if you would.

 

[Cookie Monster]

 

[Carlie]

For a moment there I was scared that the cookie monster was leaving.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Leaving?

I'm an omnipotent entity. I am the Boltzmann Brain of the internet. My greatness is woven into the very fabric of the digital space known as The Lifestream dot fucking net. I am the knowledge, reality, truth, mind, and meaning of the virtual universe. Now bow and eat some cookies.

 

[Cthulhu]

ALL HAIL

 

[Unlucky]

Can I be Unlucky again pls

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

You already are. The LTD thread has new posts.

 

[Unlucky]

It's the time of the season....

 

[Ⓐaron]

You already are. The LTD thread has new posts.

I think that makes us all unlucky

 

[Unlucky]

Does that mean that I am many?

 

[Ⓐaron]

It's quite likely, yes.

 

[Mantichorus]

May my name be changed to Professor Oak, please?

 

[Super Mario]

James Bond.

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

James Bond, I choose you!

 

[Fangu]

Sorry for the messing around but can I be Fangu plz

 

[Ⓐaron]

Sorry for the messing around but can I be Fangu plz

Sorted

 

[null]

James Moriarty

plz

 

[Mage]

IT IS TIME. Shub-Niggurath please.

 

[Cthulhu]

James Moriarty

plz

IT IS TIME. Shub-Niggurath please.

ÏA! THE GOAT WITH A THOUSAND YOUNG!

 

[Hastur]

S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅ ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬH̸̡Ȩ̬̩̾͛ͪ̈́̀́͘ ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬC̷̙̲̝͖ͭ̏ͥͮ͟Oͮ͏̮̪̝͍M̲̖͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜Ȇ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅ

 

[Cthulhu]

HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR

 

[Zee]

i completely forgot this was my name on here and then i remembered and laughed

but ok can i go back to Zee that was really like it took way too long for me to remember

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

I almost changed it to Zee fit trainer.

 

[Super Mario]

Josuke Higashikata

 

[Abortedj]

Could I get a name change to "Nyarlathotep" please? Thanks kindly.