Can someone change my username?

[Cthulhu]

Josuke Higashikata

That's "O Great Old Ones, I implore thee, the Deep Ones knoweth thy lair, etc etc etc", tyvm

Could I get a name change to "Nyarlathotep" please? Thanks kindly.

Ïa! The Crawling Chaos! Ïa! The Black Man of the Witch-Cult! Ïa! the Faceless God!

 

[Octo]

The Colour Out of Space

please

 

[Cthulhu]

win

 

[Octo]

I'm a massive fraud, I only know about it second hand from Mr Octo.

 

[Mage]

It's brilliantly disturbing and thusly comes highly recommended.

 

[null]

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plz

 

[Ⓐaron]

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sorted


I sort of feel like joining the Lovecraft theme. Yog-Sothoth maybe?

 

[Cthulhu]

Y'AI'NG'NGAH YOG-SOTHOTH H'EE-L'GEB F'AI THRODOG UAAAH!

 

[Mage]

Yog-Sothoth would be highly appropriate IMO Aaron. Do it, FGJ.

FHTAGN! HE COMES!

 

[Cthulhu]

OGTHROD AI'F GEB'L-EE'H YOG-SOTHOTH 'NGAH'NG AI'Y ZHRO!

 

[Ami]

Quit your yapping, get a room and give me back Amizon, pl0x. Not necessarily in that order, mind.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Quit your yapping, get a room and give me back Amizon, pl0x. Not necessarily in that order, mind.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

I like how when I click 'New Posts' I'm getting poasts by Shub-Niggurath, Yog-Sothoth and Nyarlathotep. Moar? Hastur's taken, but there's plenty more to take. ÏA! FHTAGN!

What the hell, why not? I can be a different sort of eldritch horror for a while. But, there are so many elder things and outer gods to choose from, I'm gonna leave it up to dead Cthulhu himself.

Make me Azathoth, The Blackness From the Stars, or Bugg-Shash. For the record, I kinda like that last one, the title He Who Comes in the Dark is kinda perfect in every way for me, but the choice is yours.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Sorted.

 

[Hastur]

ᵒh go҉d no. NO̼, stop​*̶͑̾̾​̅ͫ͏̙̤pl͖͉̗̩̳̟̍ͫͥͨe̠̅ ͎a̧͈͖se ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬH̸̡Ȩ̬̩̾͛ͪ̈́̀́͘ ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬ C̷̙̲̝͖ͭ̏ͥͮ͟Oͮ͏̮̪̝͍M̲̖͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜Ȇ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅ 1l!

ALL I​S LOsT

a̧͈͖LL is FOͮ͏̮̪̝͍Re̠̅ ͎VER LO̼Ś͖̩͇̗̪̏̈́T.

 

[Cthulhu]

ÏA! THE BOUNDLESS DAEMON SULTAN AZATHOTH, WHOSE NAME NO LIPS DARE SPEAK ALOUD, AND WHO GNAWS HUNGRILY IN INCONCEIVABLE, UNLIGHTED CHAMBERS BEYOND TIME AND SPACE AMIDST THE MUFFLED, MADDENING BEATING OF VILE DRUMS AND THE THIN MONOTONOUS WHINE OF ACCURSED FLUTES.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

Blind Idiot God I may be... but damn if I don't make it sound badass when you put it like that

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

Since we have a Lovecraft theme here, can I be Shoggoth?

 

[Super Mario]

Bokrug, The Great Water Lizard if we go by this theme.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Since we have a Lovecraft theme here, can I be Shoggoth?

Bokrug, The Great Water Lizard if we go by this theme.

Done, I hope you stick with this one a bit longer though

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

Ok so wow... everyone not in on this name theme is officially, irrevocably insane by now right?

 

[Ⓐaron]

Everyone will be driven to gibbering madness regardless of whether they change their name or not. We are as mayflies before the Great Old Ones and their eldritch visages are beyond the scope of human comprehension such that our mere experience of their presence will drive us to sheer insanity.

 

[Mage]

Nicely put. In a nutshell, we're buggered old chum.

I HEAR IT! THAT CEASELESS NOISE! IT COMETH EVER CLOSER!

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

Everyone will be driven to gibbering madness regardless of whether they change their name or not. We are as mayflies before the Great Old Ones and their eldritch visages are beyond the scope of human comprehension such that our mere experience of their presence will drive us to sheer insanity.

That's right folks, so now is the time to act! Since nothing you say, think or do will ever matter, you might as well get some kicks in before you all kick off. So come on down, make the pilgrimage alongside the Black Man to my throne at the centre of the Ultimate Chaos. Sign the book of Azathoth in your own blood and take a secret new name. You might get some cool magic powers out of it, or joy fit to drive men insane. You might get loads of sex, possibly even with creatures who could pass for human in the right light! Who knows? I don't! I stopped paying attention to what I was saying after the word "that's!"

Blind Idiot God out.

 

[Cthulhu]

Dude, Azathoth, not Mehrunes Dagon,

Although we still need a Dagon. Come on, it's short, simple, has some biblical connotations, and is a fucking fish god.

Alternatively, take your pick.