Chit Chat Thread 2.0

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Joker

We have come to terms
AKA
Godot
Yus.

Will continue this convo in ~8 hrs, since I'm about to pass out. Nighty night, drinking buddy :monster:

The real reason to oppose lowered drinking age, btw? Having to share the hooch with more people.
 
Everyone loves a wedding :awesomonster:

Anyone who would like to marry me, just for the lulz? :wacky:

Edit: Apparently not.
 
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Munky

Jo-licious
AKA
Jo
Okay then. What are the requirements? :awesome:

Well, first of all, you'd need to fill out an application (which will include questions like, "What talents and attributes can you bring to this marriage?" and "If I spent all the housekeeping money on action figures, what would you do?"). That would be followed by the aptitude test, where you demonstrate your various marriage-essential skills to me, and then, the interview where you meet my family and cats, perform a little song and dance routine and we'll give you marks out of ten. If you score over fifty, you automatically go through to the final where you will compete against other candidates in an assault course. First across the line wins, and there will be a minister waiting to marry us. Still up for it?

Shademp - I would! As long as you fulfilled the above criteria. :awesome:
 
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