Chit Chat Thread 2.0

[I Am Not Me]

Everyone loves a wedding

Anyone who would like to marry me, just for the lulz?

Edit: Apparently not.

I WILL!!!! HURRY UP WITH THE MARRYING TO ME!!

Hahaha, very funny.

Making such a lame Resident Evil
refference........

What is your demandz?!!!

I DEMANDZ PEANUTS! LOTS OF PEANUTS!!!! AND MOAR LAME VIDEO GAME REFERENCES!!!!!

Well, first of all, you'd need to fill out an application (which will include questions like, "What talents and attributes can you bring to this marriage?" and "If I spent all the housekeeping money on action figures, what would you do?"). That would be followed by the aptitude test, where you demonstrate your various marriage-essential skills to me, and then, the interview where you meet my family and cats, perform a little song and dance routine and we'll give you marks out of ten. If you score over fifty, you automatically go through to the final where you will compete against other candidates in an assault course. First across the line wins, and there will be a minister waiting to marry us. Still up for it?

Umm...

Umm...

Umm...

Rain check? My head just about asploded with so many requirements.

This forum usually dies on
Sundays/Saturdays....

Which is weird, because it's a weekend. Or at least it's weird to me, because I don't usually go out on weekend nights.

 

[Archer]

I WILL!!!! HURRY UP WITH THE MARRYING TO ME!!



I DEMANDZ PEANUTS! LOTS OF PEANUTS!!!! AND MOAR LAME VIDEO GAME REFERENCES!!!!!



Umm...

Umm...

Umm...

Rain check? My head just about asploded with so many requirements.



Which is weird, because it's a weekend. Or at least it's weird to me, because I don't usually go out on weekend nights.

Sigh, what about your koibitos, when
you marry?


Ok , then.
SOMONE FILL THIS FORUMS DARK
SOUL WITH LIIIIIIITEEEEEE!!!!!


Me neither,
I'd rather lazy at home.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Some people must have those mythical things often referred to as "lives." I still think they're made up.

 

[Shademp]

Meimei, you are too young! I can not marry you!

Come back in 5 years

Edit: Although I could easily fulfill those requirements Munky, I'm not interested in sharing sheets with more than one person. I'm old fashioned like that

 

[Munky]

Edit: Although I could easily fulfill those requirements Munky, I'm not interested in sharing sheets with more than one person. I'm old fashioned like that

I only marry one person at a time, y'know.

 

[I Am Not Me]

Meimei, you are too young! I can not marry you!

Come back in 5 years

5 years is too long.

How about 5 days?

Some people must have those mythical things often referred to as "lives." I still think they're made up.

Wow. Don't those exist IRL only? I mean... there's no way anyone here can have that!

Sigh, what about your koibitos, when
you marry?

Ok , then.
SOMONE FILL THIS FORUMS DARK
SOUL WITH LIIIIIIITEEEEEE!!!!!

Max, you can have my light! *gives her light* Now we're canon!


My koibitos won't mind. I'll be marrying them as well.

 

[Archer]

Max, you can have my light! *gives her light* Now we're canon!

nokthx.

I have my own Light.
It says it doesn't liek yours...

 

[Ⓐaron]

Wow. Don't those exist IRL only? I mean... there's no way anyone here can have that!

IRL has to be a lie too. I don't think it really exists.

 

[Archer]

IRL has to be a lie too. I don't think it really exists.

I guess it's one of THEM.
Don't believe THEM.​

 

[Munky]

I went out in the sunshine today! I quickly came back indoors tho'.

 

[Ⓐaron]

I went out in the sunshine today! I quickly came back indoors tho'.

Can't blame you for that. The sunshine is terrifying.

 

[I Am Not Me]

nokthx.

I have my own Light.
It says it doesn't liek yours...

No, you don't. You're just running away from the light of the present. You keep living in the darkness of your past.

Accept my light. It has always been what you were looking for.

IRL has to be a lie too. I don't think it really exists.

IRL is a lie?! How many more myths are going to come up as excuses for people not to be here?! DDD;

I went out in the sunshine today! I quickly came back indoors tho'.

AMAGAD Did you get burned?! I thought the sunshine was an enemy! IT BURNS US!!!!111

 

[Munky]

Can't blame you for that. The sunshine is terrifying.

Living in the sunshine state must be hell for you.

AMAGAD Did you get burned?! I thought the sunshine was an enemy! IT BURNS US!!!!111

I stuck to the shadows...but I have to go out again in a little while. *trembles in fear*

 

[A]

Stop scaring me Mei.

I can fill the forum with light, but I just don't want to.

 

[Archer]

No, you don't. You're just running away from the light of the present. You keep living in the darkness of your past.

Accept my light. It has always been what you were looking for.

My past and the present is the light that
is formed deep inside me.
The result of this is myself.

Therefore, I need no other Light.
But if you had pizza......

I'm not searching for anything,
rlly.
Maybe the truth about those
IRL myths.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Living in the sunshine state must be hell for you.

Ergo why I stay up until a ridiculous hour most nights

IRL is a lie?! How many more myths are going to come up as excuses for people not to be here?! DDD;

I predict over nine thousaaaaaaaaand.

 

[A]

Blergh, I hate the sunlight.

@ Shadey:

I'd marry you.

 

[crack]

Are you guys like... vampires or something?

 

[A]

Yes. Shush before we bite your neck,

 

[crack]

I'll marry you Alise.

 

[Munky]

Are you guys like... vampires or something?

I like garlic too much, so probably not.

 

[I Am Not Me]

I stuck to the shadows...but I have to go out again in a little while. *trembles in fear*

AMAGAD. Stay away from the light! Don't go out in the sun ever again!

I live in a very hot country. We have the sun glaring down at us all year round. But parents always wonder why my sister and I are so pale. It's because we hate the sun. Except when we're on the beach.

Stop scaring me Mei.

How am I scaring you?

My past and the present is the light that
is formed deep inside me.
The result of this is myself.

Therefore, I need no other Light.
But if you had pizza......

I'm not searching for anything,
rlly.
Maybe the truth about those
IRL myths.

LIES.

You need my light. As your canon female lead, I am supposed to give you my light. And you are supposed to reluctantly accept it!

Mei: Max! You can have my light!
Max: I'm not sure... *shines with light anyway*
Maxiroth: No! Stop!
Max: *sparkly, shiny, twinkly bright*

Like so.

I predict over nine thousaaaaaaaaand.

These myths. How does one disprove them?!

 

[A]

I'll marry you Alise.

I don't know, I need a really, really good honeymoon. Can you give me that?

 

[Ⓐaron]

These myths. How does one disprove them?!

Disproving them doesn't really accomplish anything, there will always be people who claim things like real life exists, or Cloud and Aerith are canon. The only thing we can do is hope that someone will eventually show these poor souls the light of reality.

 

[crack]

I can satisfy easily. Your preference is threesome, no?