Corrupt-a-Wish

[Ⓐaron]

^^ Aaron, she's only 16 and still, everyone asks n00dz from her

I don't. What kind of sick fuck would do such a thing?

I wish vacation starts sooner

Granted, but you die in a school shooting before you get to enjoy it.

I wish to be twenty one and not asked for noodz.

Granted, but you're constantly propositioned for sex instead.

I wish there were less batshit insane people/sick fucks in the world.

 

[A]

I don't. What kind of sick fuck would do such a thing?

The ones who joke around. Unless Audrey's a sick fuck, sure.

I wish there were less batshit insane people/sick fucks in the world.

Granted, but you're part of the batshit insane/sick fucks.


I wish for no more deaths.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Granted, but the world becomes a hell hole of a place to live and everyone constantly tries (and phails) to kill themselves due to the extreme discomfort of living.

I wish environmental problems, poverty, war and other social problems could be solved without the need for the destruction of the human race or reversion to a hunter-gatherer state of being.

 

[A]

Granted, but that would require putting your faith and into a higher deity and following the rules.

I wish there was no war, and we could settle it peacefully.

 

[Sheva Alomar]

Granted, but you would have to kill everyone for that to happen.

I wish that I was infinitely rich.

 

[Channy]

Granted, but you'll be infinitely lonely.

I WISH FOR A MILLION WISHES

 

[A]

Granted, but you use them all on buying lottery tickets that never actually win.



I wish to be tan.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Granted. Enjoy your skin cancer.

I wish I weren't so damn moody.

 

[A]

Granted, but you now come off as unemotional.

I wish I could tan and not get skin cancer.

 

[mentaz]

granted, but you'll get so tanned that you'll be killed by racist groups.

I wish for a new scanner.

 

[I Am Not Me]

Granted, but it breaks into many pieces during unboxing.

I wish I had a copy of The Sims 3.

 

[Sheepy]

Granted, but then you find that you'll never be able to create a Clack family as The Sims 3 is a non-believer. ):

I wish I could hug a baby panda. <3

 

[Atticus]

granted but then the mother panda comes out and eats you.

I wish I could solve this program thing I'm working on...

 

[A]

Granted, but an even harder program comes up.


I wish I could stop taking notes at my History class and know everything already.

 

[Atticus]

Its true it did.

But you'd find out that knowing everything meant you knew the answer to the universe and the answer ended up being very depressing.

I wish I had a pet turkey

 

[A]

Sorry to hear about that.

Granted, but your friends would use the turkey for the next Thanksgiving meal you go to.

I wish I could bring back the dead.

 

[Sheva Alomar]

Granted, but they'll all be as rotten and decrepit as they were in their graves and you'll be the first they pursue for brains.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

 

[A]

Granted, but you'll be stressed out all the time instead.


I wish for a new icon that was really good.

 

[mentaz]

Granted, but you're the only one who thinks that it's good.

I wish for my Internet to stop being gay and start working normally.

 

[A]

Granted, but you're only given access to gay porn sites.

I wish for my head to stop being dizzy.

 

[I Am Not Me]

Granted, your stomach starts to feel bad instead.

I wish for ACCC.

 

[namakemono]

Granted, but Zack isn't there.

I wish I had a pony.

 

[I Am Not Me]

Granted, but it poos everywhere you are.

I wish Zack is hero of all FF titles.

 

[namakemono]

Spoiler: my own opinion

]What the fuck? how can I possibly corrupt that one? ...I want it too

Granted, but he dies in all of them.

I wish Twilight was never written.

 

[I Am Not Me]

Spoiler

You! How do I corrupt that?!

Granted, but the other 3 books were still written.

I wish I become an awesome writer someday.