Corrupt-a-Wish

[A]

Granted, but no copies are sold.



I wish to have an unlimited access to all songs in iTunes without being caught.

 

[I Am Not Me]

Copies of what? I just wished to be an awesome writer.

Granted, but iTunes got closed up just after you got your unlimited access.

I wish to be an astronaut.

 

[A]

Spoiler

NO U

Granted, but you die in space.

I wish to have a thousand dollars and not lose it and spend it wisely.

 

[mentaz]

granted, but you'll be unhappy and depressed as long as you have that money.

I wish that my PSP emulator stopped being stupid and actually let me play CC.

 

[A]

Granted, but you play the game horribly.


I wish I could draw well.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Granted, but you can only draw hentai.

I wish I were getting laid with at least one attractive woman without the potential of murderous boyfriends/murderous husbands/STDs/pregnancy.

 

[Channy]

Granted, but you'll die ala' Carradine style.

I wish for a better job.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Granted, but it's as a hooker.

I wish this wish wouldn't get corrupted.

 

[Channy]

D; Sadly that would be a better job.

Granted, but it's a boring wish, so nothing happens.

I wish for my own place/home.

 

[Super Mario]

Granted but your house is incredibly expensive and fail leakage.


I wish I had a mansion with babes.

 

[A]

Granted, but you find out they're all transexuals.

I wish I wouldn't get ditched all the time.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Granted, but whenever you go out you're constantly hit on by creepy old men whom you want nothing to do with.

I wish I were getting laid with at least one attractive woman without the potential of murderous boyfriends/murderous husbands/STDs/pregnancy/raep/me dying somehow.

 

[A]

Granted, but you can't satisfy her.


I wish to sleep well, and not sleep too much.

 

[Super Mario]

Granted but you realize you sleep 18 hours now.


I wish I could revive the dead

 

[Ⓐaron]

Granted, but they devour your brain because that's what zombies do.

I wish for the old Mumble back.

 

[A]

Granted, but he'll only be the old Mumble for three days.


I wish I draw well without drawing hentai or anything gross.

 

[I Am Not Me]

Granted, but you can only draw cigarette butts.

I wish I had a puppy named Zack.

 

[Super Mario]

Granted but he attacks you everytime.




I wish I had a girl with 32 G boobs as a girlfriend

 

[I Am Not Me]

Granted, but they were implants which exploded ten minutes into your relationship, rendering her perpetually boobless.

I wish Sephiroth was real.

 

[A]

Granted, but he kills you first.

I wish I could draw anything well and not only draw a specific thing.

 

[annacamille]

granted, but you lose the ability to use a writing/drawing utensil

I wish I could have night vision (in addition to day vision, of course)

 

[Super Mario]

But the vision was so strong you go blind!



I wish I had a healing factor.

 

[A]

Granted, but it only works on you.

I wish I was twenty one.

 

[annacamille]

Granted. Your pants are now size 21 (US)

I wish I had a ps3 to go with my new hdtv

 

[crack]

Granted, but it breaks the moment you get it.

I wish I could have new legs.