Kai Schulen
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- Trainer Red
I'm waiting for the day where the United Earth army uniform includes Mickey Mouse ear helmets.
>2009: Disney buys Marvel
>2012: Disney buys Lucasfilms
>2017: Disney buys 21st Century Fox
>2019: Disney buys Paramount Pictures
>2022: Disney buys Universal Studios
>2027: Disney attempts to buy Warner Bros, Warner Bros tells them to fuck off
>2028: Disney, being highly pissed off, acquires their own private military
>2029: Disney storms headquarters of Warner Bros, killing many, and taking the company by force
>2032: Disney buys nukes from black market terrorists
>2034: Disney buys Microsoft
>2036: Disney declares war against the entertainment industry
>2037: Skirmishes between private militaries occur in Hollywood and other places around the country
>2038: Disney nukes Hollywood
>2044: Disney buys the United States of America
>2045: Disney reorganizes the American government into a totalitarian dictatorship, deemed "The People's Republic of Disney"
>2047: People's Republic of Disney moves to annex Mexico and Canada with the military might of Mickey Mouse
>2051: PRD buys celestial bodies such as the moon and Mars
>2056: PRD colonizes Mars
>2059: PRD colonizes rest of the solar system
>2064: PRD starts construction of Dyson Sphere in the Sol System
>2075: PRD scientists discover a form of FTL space travel
>2078: First PRD voyage to Alpha Centauri system is successfully completed
>2079: PRD successfully establishes a one world government
>2080: PRD sends millions of military warships out throughout the galaxy, conquering extraterrestrial life on every planet and solar system
>2092: Dyson Sphere in Sol System is complete
>2100: PRD reaches type 3 civilization status, creating a Galactic Dictatorship under the people of Disney
>2104: Marvel and X-Men fans are still excited about new movies
Disney has purchased odd things in the past. Mirmiax/Dimensions for example. Yes, that actually means that Hellraiser and Children of the Corn were indeed at one point Disney IP's. They have a lot of subsidiaries, ranging from Buena Vista to Touchstone, and they're careful with how they integrate brands.
So the only real major thing that I see here is now they can make their own X-men films in line with the Marvel Universe if they choose. Anything else will still probably still have the Fox logo attached. They OWN that name now, and that name has power. People associate with it, and Disney will keep that integrity intact.
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So Anastasia is technically now a Disney Princess?
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Joss's star has wained a little in light of allegations, so I'm not sure Disney would be prepared to bring him back to continue that franchise.
I'm okay with Firefly being dead. It's been fifteen years after all.
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Joss's star has wained a little in light of allegations, so I'm not sure Disney would be prepared to bring him back to continue that franchise.
Ah shit, I can't believe I only just heard about this. There are already essays popping up casting new lights on all his projects ... I just can't ...
Joss's star has wained a little in light of allegations, so I'm not sure Disney would be prepared to bring him back to continue that franchise.
Ah shit, I can't believe I only just heard about this. There are already essays popping up casting new lights on all his projects ... I just can't ...
As much as I respect Joss Whedon's work in general, the news wasn't super surprising (though no less disappointing) to me because I've been unable to reconcile what happened to Cordelia's character on Angel with Joss The Super Feminist since I first watched Angel. And that was before even finding out about the bullshit treatment of Charisma Carpenter behind the scenes.
forever bitter
So Anastasia is technically now a Disney Princess?
I think it's like an Amity Islander thing. If you're not born there, you ain't an islander.
*feels like he dodged a bullet by never being particularly invested in Joss Whedon stuff*
*feels like he dodged a bullet by never being particularly invested in Joss Whedon stuff*