Dissidia Duodecim Final Fantasy

[DrakeClawfang]

 

[Cloud_S]

Hm, recorded by a handheld cam? Have people not heard of software that can do it, or just "Fraps"?

In event event... I plan to do similar.

 

[ForceStealer]

Go to hell Square.

 

[Makoeyes987]

Gilgamesh's artwork looks awesome. Wow.

And Prish. God I love how they've included all the cute FFXI characters. XD

....Chaos' ultimate evil upgrade looks pretty damn ballin' too.

 

[Dashell]

Why is everyone so fucking up in arms of Tifa's boobs bouncing?... Lulu's bounced, did you guys freak about that? It's like y'all are afraid of boobs or something. My boobs bounce, do you guys hate me too?

 

[ForceStealer]

If they bounce like that? Yes.


But besides that the models look good, and I like seeing Tifa's victory pose. I'm sure Dacon will tell us but I also think her legs don't look as off as they do in the art.

 

[Dashell]

If they bounce like that? Yes.

I find that hard to believe

 

[ForceStealer]

I suppose I wouldn't hate you, no. But I would be looking for wires tethering them to catwalks above you. Or maybe anti-grav units attached to them.

 

[Dashell]

Or maybe anti-grav units attached to them.

That's the thing though, gravity. Gravity is what makes boobs bounce. Idk, it's not a big deal to me so I find it weird that everyone is so up in arms boobs bouncing. Her boobs are big, they're squishy, they bounce a lot. It's nothing new

 

[Tifabelle]

I suppose I wouldn't hate you, no. But I would be looking for wires tethering them to catwalks above you. Or maybe anti-grav units attached to them.

Yes, the irony of the video title is that the movement actually defies physics.

That's the thing though, gravity. Gravity is what makes boobs bounce. Idk, it's not a big deal to me so I find it weird that everyone is so up in arms boobs bouncing. Her boobs are big, they're squishy, they bounce a lot. It's nothing new

Quex. Boobs don't bounce like that. They don't jiggle just by bending over. Even big boobs. Even without a bra.

 

[Dashell]

No without a bra, they would. i'm probably a B cup and I think my boobs would move a little bit if I did a few of those poses (i might have to do it fast but)... hey maybe I'll make a video to prove it

 

[ForceStealer]

You're not really discouraging me from complaining about Tifa's boobs with this plan of action.

 

[OneWingedDemon]

Big boobs without a bra bounce. Dunno who you're all fooling, but if a C+ wore no bra you'd know it. They bounce even as you walk normally.

That having been said, it's clear why they've included it here. And I don't see why people are surprised. She had giant boobs even as a polygon creation. Her sexuality was always part of her image.

 

[ForceStealer]

*psst* She's not walking. She's leaning forward. Maybe they would move, but they wouldn't "bounce" by leaning forward.

And I didn't see her boobs move like that in Advent Children, Crisis Core, or Dirge of Cerberus. They bounce a bit in the ending scene of VII when she jumps from Cloud to the ledge but there they actually move realistically. Wonderful irony, that.

 

[Dashell]

Big boobs without a bra bounce. Dunno who you're all fooling, but if a C+ wore no bra you'd know it. They bounce even as you walk normally.

That having been said, it's clear why they've included it here. And I don't see why people are surprised. She had giant boobs even as a polygon creation. Her sexuality was always part of her image.

*psst* She's not walking. She's leaning forward. Maybe they would move, but they wouldn't "bounce" by leaning forward.

They would if you weren't wearing a bra I'm pretty sure of it.... my source is... my own boobs

 

[Tifabelle]

They don't bounce by leaning over or stretching your arms above my head. Movement yes, bouncing like they're filled with water, no. The fighting stance I would say has some legit bouncing...maybe. And my source is my own boobs.


This also begs the question of why a trained fighter isn't wearing a sports bra.

 

[DrakeClawfang]

A friend translated some of the versus screenshots. We now have descriptions of fighting styles for Prishe, Gilgy and Desperado Chaos!

Prishe: [Combo Maker] Freely combines moves and chains them into special attacks.
Gilgamesh: [Scrambled Fighter] Chooses weapons at random when attacking. The power of his attacks are unpredictable.
D. Chaos: [The Bringer of the End and the Beginning] (rest of description is same as Chaos)

I guess Gilgamesh has hung onto Excalipoor for some reason .

 

[Cat Rage Room]

i have seen my fair share of titties and thus i am a certified expert on what situations they would or would not bounce

shoot

 

[Dashell]

This is getting ridiculous

BTW force:

And I didn't see her boobs move like that in Advent Children, Crisis Core, or Dirge of Cerberus. They bounce a bit in the ending scene of VII when she jumps from Cloud to the ledge but there they actually move realistically. Wonderful irony, that.

Watch closely after Tifa holds Denzel's hand and begins to lead him... her boobs bounce plenty there.

 

[ForceStealer]

The problem isn't that they move at all. It's that for all our photorealistic graphics and super-physics engines you can't make them move like the real thing? They look ridiculous.

And even if that is how they'd move without a bra - Tifabelle took the words right out of my mouth, why the hell would Tifa not be wearing a bra? And why not just in Dissidia when she's clearly in wearing one everywhere else.

Prishe: [Combo Maker] Freely combines moves and chains them into special attacks.
Gilgamesh: [Scrambled Fighter] Chooses weapons at random when attacking. The power of his attacks are unpredictable.

I'm not sure how the description of Prishe is different from any other character.
But so Gilgamesh will be similar to Bartz except rather than having a specific attack (and thus, sword) attached to a button it'll just pop up randomly?

 

[Dashell]

And even if that is how they'd move without a bra - Tifabelle took the words right out of my mouth, why the hell would Tifa not be wearing a bra? And why not just in Dissidia when she's clearly in wearing one everywhere else.

She gave it to Cloud for good luck. Tru fax

Also boobs all over the place in this one....

and I think I'm done talking about boobs now XD

 

[ForceStealer]

Also boobs all over the place in this one....

lol, I guess. Though that scene never made any sense to me anyway. It looks like she;s about to fall over the railing and then all of a sudden she's in the middle of the deck. I guess I was always paying more attention to that. But STILL, they look less ethereal and weird in that, imo.

and I think I'm done talking about boobs now XD

awwww...

 

[DrakeClawfang]

My insight into Prishe and Gilgamesh has been lost among a see of boob talk

Aerith's tits > Tifa's tits. There I said it.

 

[Cat Rage Room]

Don't worry Drake, I'm sure you'll overcome your fear of smothering someday.

 

[Tifabelle]

Also boobs all over the place in this one....

Come on. That's not as bad as this. And besides, in that video she's being bounced around a ship. As opposed to leaning over. I thought the one where she pulls herself over the ledge was much more noticable. But also more natural! Plus, those graphics are 10 years old. They've had plenty of time to work on boob physics dammit! Someone get them a big-breasted woman!


Now as for serious discussion...Gilgamesh sounds as if you press a button and he does whatever he wants, lol.

As for the other one...Prishe...I don't care. FFXI can go die a horrible, gruesome death.