Dragon Age Series

[Carlie]

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Fenris, you no talent personalityless fuck. How dare you turn on me. I have endured your idiotic near sighted prejudice for so long simply because I had need of your skills, but between you and Aveline I will always pick the butch chick. I shed no tears over spilling your dirty lyrium laced blood. Maybe when you meet your elders at the clearing they will finally bestow you with some measure of brains.

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I'm guessing you sided with the mages if Fenris turned on you. If you have in on full friendship or rivalry he won't turn on you regardless of whoever you side with. And yeah he's a fucking idiot with no personality.

 

[Max Payne]

I had no desire to even speak to him, so yeah, I didn't friend him.

 

[Max Payne]

"Bit of a tit, your brother" lawl suddenly I like Aveline.

 

[Zee]

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so if either anders or alistair had to die, which one would you kill and why

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Anders. Alistair was whiny as fuck, but Anders nosedives into psycho pretty fast. dnw

Then I imagine Fenris as secretly wanting to be a pirate. And I can't hate Fenris!pirate.

Well, he will hook up with Isabela if you don't romance him. So he obviously likes pirates.

 

[Joker]

Fenris = Faris?

 

[Max Payne]

I can't even begin to see what Isabella likes about Fenris.

Cock.

 

[Max Payne]

Some screens from my first playthrough:

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Hawke

Gonna stab a bitch

Bela

Varric admitting his true nature

Anders reminding everyone that he's batshit crazy

Gaze upon my blank face and know your doom

I am qunari and I am pale as fuck

I may post some more later if folks like, I seem to have quite a few.

 

[Joe]

I can't even begin to see what Isabella likes about Fenris.

Cock.

I think you answered your own question.

 

[Hisako]

I think FemHawke was the first Bioware player character that I've left as default


She's too good to change imo

 

[Max Payne]

She looks like she has never stepped outside in her life, and her eyes and nose look weird.

Your opinion is bleh.

 

[Zee]

I think the default female Hawke is pretty hot. opinions

 

[Hisako]

She looks better than default FemShep, arguably


Also as butch as Aveline is she did absolutely grow on me and she is a wonderful character compared to some of the others
Also her banter with Fenris or Varric is great

 

[Max Payne]

I think the default female Hawke is pretty hot. opinions

Oh she's hot, just not that much. In some situations her face looks VERY fucked up compared to the custom ones you can make.

Also, opinions don't excuse bad taste bby

 

[Joker]

The graphics don't appear to be any better on PC to me

 

[Max Payne]

Your joke is bad

 

[Hisako]

Has anyone sensible (ie. played the PC version) here used the DX11 HD pack for this game?

How much of an improvement is it?

 

[Max Payne]

Has anyone sensible (ie. played the PC version) here used the DX11 HD pack for this game?

How much of an improvement is it?

I am using it. The HD textures obv look a lot better than vanilla.

 

[Hisako]

This is one of those moments where I wish I had the money to buy a new OS for my computer but I don't

Or rather, I'm still spending a great deal of it on games

EDIT: Finished the story fo reals, although the only thing that really surprised me was Orsino at the end.

What a douchebag.

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It was funny when I told Anders to fuck off the first time and guess what HE'S STILL AROUND IN THE GALLOWS when Hawke makes the final stand

So naturally I told him to fuck off a second time

He was like "you came back for the mages! yeee" and it felt good when I was like "yeah, EXCEPT FOR YOU"

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

 

[Hisako]

ITS ONLY FUNNY BECAUSE ITS TRUE

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Ser pounce alot!
AWAY!!!!

 

[Hisako]

Also in the same train of thought as the first picture

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my Hawke ended up killing Fenris and running off with Isabela which was essentially the complete opposite of what I was going for

8|

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

You wanted to run away with Fenris?
Why!
WHY!

 

[Hisako]

So Femhawke could make broody babies and wreak broody havoc on Tevinter

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Bet she wouldnt even need to push those babies out.
They would just phase right out of her and give birth to jebus christ!



Soooo serious question, In regards to the witch hunt DLC and the warden "disapearing" with Morrigan and their lovechild to an alternate dimension.
Anyone else reckon the reason Flemeth is even introduced is to try and tie in the child to the champion plotline?